It was beautiful sunny afternoon as Twilight was busy stocking her new library. "Ok one hundred and one plant spells goes next the green hoofs complete almanac." She said to herself shelving the large book.
She heard the door open and turned to see her assistant Spike the dragon coming through the door with his friends. "Hi Twilight I'm home." He called. "Hello Ms. Sparkle." Snips and Snails said as they came in behind him.
"Hi Twilight." Apple bloom called as she and the rest of the CMC followed. "Oh, hello everyone." She said as Spike kissed her hello like he always did. "We're going upstairs for a little, That alright?"
Twilight was happy he had made friends but she still had rules about them coming over. "Now Spike you know my rule about having friends especially girls up in your room." When he was a baby dragon she didn't worry about anything going on but now that he's older he's unpredictable.
She was particularly wary of Sweetie belle, The two of them had been getting to close for comfort lately. "Ugh, don't worry "mom", we'll keep the door wide open ok." He answered back in a snarky tone.
She had too much work on her plate to argue with him right now. "Fine go on but keep that door open and keep the noise level down." The dragon and his friends quickly made their way upstairs before she could change her mind.
Spike flopped down on his bed as soon as he reached his room. "You know you shouldn't talk to Twilight like that she's like your mother isn't she?" Applebloom asked. "More like my big sister that thinks I'm still the baby that came out of that egg." He answered.
"I mean you know what it's like having an over barring sister?" Apple bloom had to agree, it seemed like Applejack was always on her case a lot more lately. "Hey, I know what'll take our minds off our sister problems." He said reaching under his bed.
As if this were some kind of queue Snips took out a pack of swisher sweets and Snails hooked his phone up to the AUX cord on Spikes radio. Spike pulled out a small combination lock box and sat up on his bed.
"Here we go boys." Spike proclaimed as reggae music began to play over the speakers. The girls sat and watched as Snips gutted one of the cigarillos and passed the paper to Spike, who had opened the box and was holding a pill bottle.
He opened the bottle and took a sniff of its contents. "Aw yeah, this that good sticky icky." He said passing the bottle to Snips and Snails letting them get a whiff. "Um, so sticky we should call it aquanet." Snails said earning a laugh from the other boys.
The girls however, had no idea what was going on, this was their first time really hanging out with the boys at one of their houses. "Um, does someone want to let us in on the joke?" Scootaloo asked.
Spike passed the bottle to the three girls unaccustomed to what the boys normally did with their afternoons. They each sniffed what seemed to be a plant of some kind. "Calestia, this stinks, what is it?"
The boys all laughed as Spike took back the bottle and emptied the plant bulbs into his hand. "This here is a little something called everfree blue Kush." He used his claw tips to grind it up into the cigarillo paper.
Snips opened the window and closed the door. "Wait didn't Twilight say to keep the door open?" Sweetie belle asked. The last thing she needed was for Twilight to tell Rarity she was in a boys room with the door closed. "Ah, don't worry about her once she gets started with her books she becomes oblivious to everything else." he carefully rolled the joint, making sure to keep the weed packed in the center.
He licked the edge and finished the process. "Alright boys here we go first joint of the day." Spike placed the joint in his mouth and struck a match to light it with. He took a puff and held it in for a minute before finally exhaling.
The smell was loud and the smoke lingered in the room. "Aye man burn some incents will ya." He took another puff before passing it to Snips who did the same and passed it to Snails. Snails handed the blunt to Apple bloom who slowly reached for it. She took a long drag and tried to hold it in like Spike did but went into a coughing fit. Spike laughed, "Yeah that'll happen the first time."
Apple bloom passed the blunt to Scootaloo who with no hesitation took a puff and held hers longer than Apple bloom did. With a smile she blew the smoke out her nose and laughed. Sweetie belle was next up, she was reluctant to do so but when she saw Spike smiling and mouthing 'go ahead' she took it.
She took a slow puff and choked on it, she coughed out a thick plume of smoke. "Don't worry by the end of this session you'll be a natural." Snails said as the blunt went into rotation. Sweetie belle didn't feel anything at first that is until her fourth puff then it hit her. She started to feel lighter than air as she left the ground, with every hit she felt out side her body.
Spike looked over and noticed the look on her face as he was rolling another blunt. "HA ha, that's it Sweetie belle you're feeling it now." He sat up on the edge of his bed. "come hop up here next to me." He said patting the spot next to him and lighting the new joint.
With gusto she jumped up next to him. "Let me show how to give yourself a charge." He said as he placed the blunt in the bend of his thumb and index finger. He brought it up to his nose and sharply inhaled, then he motioned for her to open her mouth.
When she did he blew the smoke into her mouth. She fell back laughing and coughing. "And that's called a shot gun." " I like it." She said springing back and wrapping her arms around his neck.
Spike took another hit prepared to repeat the action when she kissed him and took the smoke out of his mouth. A banging came at the door. "Spike open this door now!" Twilight yelled from the other side.
"Crap put that out." He whispered as he hurried to put away his stash. Snails quickly put the blunt out and stuffed it in his pocket, Snips frantically tried to fan the smoke out the window. Spike opened the door, "Oh hey Twilight wha- what's up?" He asked praying to Calestia that the incents was covering the smell.
"I thought I told you to keep this door open, everybody out." She commanded. "Bye Spike see ya later." Applebloom said as she and Scootaloo left. Sweetie belle tried to leave but Twilight stopped her.
"Not so fast, I'm taking you home, I'm sure Rarity would love to hear about this." Twilight looked away from Sweetie belle long enough to see Snails slip some thing into Spikes hand. "Spike what is that in your hand?" She asked still holding on to Sweetie belle.
"What's what Ms. Sparkle?" Snails asked trying to take her attention from Spike. "You two out, I'm afraid you wont be seeing much of Spike any time soon." "Sorry man." Snails said on his way out. "It's cool man, you tried."
Twilight let go of Sweetie belle to get in Spikes face. "You go wait down stairs young lady," She addressed her. "And you give me what you have in your hand." She held out he hand and waited. Spike reluctantly gave up his half smoked blunt, Twilights eyes went wide when she saw what she holding.
"Spike the dragon you must have lost your mind, were did you even get this?" Spike kept his head down and put his hands in his pockets. " I've been growing it myself in the everfree forest, Zacora taught me how, it comes from her home land ya know."
Twilight paced back and forth, too mad to even come up with a punishment. "Why Spike, Why would you put this poison in your body?" He laughed and shook his head. "Whoa, whoa poison?" He took the blunt back from her. "This right here is natural, grows in the ground, that means it's from Calestia." He went back over to his bed and crawled under it.
He came back out holding his stash box. When he opened the box Twilight saw several pill bottles with plant bulbs in them, each one with a different color tape on them. "What I smoke I grow myself and this is the best." He said holding up a bottle with purple tape on it.
"I found it growing in the crystal empire and brought some back, I've been growing it near the castle of the two sisters and I call it twilight sparkle." He said with a smile on his face. Twilight didn't quite know how to handle that, not only having marijuana that's named after her but also the fact the spike had been growing it in his spare time.
"Is it any good?" Her curiosity had been peeked. She knew that Pinkie pie smoked this stuff but she had never tried it herself. "You kidding, it's the best, at lest Pinkie pie and Big Mac seem to like it."
"Wait what, Pinkie pie I get but Big Mac?" she asked puzzled. "Well yeah, why do you think he's always so calm and relaxed?" He saw how she was looking at the weed in his hand and knew the look right off. "Twilight do you want to try it, I promise you wont regret it." He opened the bottle and took a sniff.
He took a pipe out of his dresser and began to pack it. Twilight thought for a moment,' think of it as an experiment,I'll do it this once just to see if it's everything Pinkie says it is.' Spike handed her the pipe and lit it for her.
She inhaled deeply; she had seen Pinkie do this before and knew to hold the smoke as long as she could, which was only a few seconds, before blowing back out. "So what now I don't feel any…" Twilight couldn't finish the sentence as she suddenly dropped to the floor. Spike took a seat next to her and took a hit himself.
"Good huh?" Or at lest that's what Twilight thought she heard. "The first hit's always strong with this." He passed the pipe back to her. She took another hit and could swear the smoke turned into mini little princess Lunas floating around her head.
She laughed as she tried to catch one of them, only for it to turn back into smoke as soon as she had it in her hand. "How do you feel?" he asked. "spectacular," She replied. ", heck good enough to let the weed smoking slide."
Spike perked up, "Really Sweetie belle and I are off the hook?" Twilight laughed but this time not from the weed or at lest not solely from the weed. "NO, no you're still grounded and I'm still telling Rarity; however, you're only grounded for two weeks, maybe one with good behavior, and I wont tell Rarity about you getting her high."
She managed to get back on her feet. "Now while I take Sweetie belle home I'll let you finish your joint and I'll stop and get us some snacks, I'm getting the munchies." "A joint, that's such a unicorn thing to call it." He laughed.
"Don't push you're luck." She added as she left leaving no his own. "Oh well." He said as he turned on his favorite reggae song. "Pass the dutchie on the left hand side." He began to sing along as he lit his blunt and dropped out.