-1Wolfram: This is her first fan fiction so mild flames only. I'm the only one to flame this chapter. creates fire lion to hover over computer.
Yuuri: Please excuse my fiancé. creates water dragon to remove the fire. He's slightly hormonal right now because Dark Flame Dragon plans on getting me pregnant. daydreams of what will happen to get him pregnant.
Dark Flame Dragon: Hi I don't own Kyou Kara Maou. All I really own is this laptop and Halloween chocolate.
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"Gunter, please do not explain to me the way dragons mate. I truly don't want to think of that every time I see dragons," a dark haired boy said as he exited an office, a man with long, lilac hair following after him. "Why do I need to know how dragons mate, anyway,? It is not like it will come in use as king."
Gunter hesitantly spoke, "Yuuri, because of the shape your maryoko shape… Our mating habits are usually represented by the shape of the maryoko. And because you are Maou it is even more necessary for you to know." Just then they both heard Yuuri's name yelled across the hall.
"Why don't you explain to Wolfram the mating habits of his lion and my dragon, so that I don't have to be embarrassed by this? Oh, you said that the shape of our maryoko affects our mating habits, what's the shape of yours and Gwendal's, Gunter?" with that, Yuuri, the Maou of Shin Makoko, ran for leaving an annoyed Gunter and a disappointed Wolfram.
Gunter grabbed Wolfram's arm and said, "Might as well explain it to you so as to at least get him slightly knowledgeable of what could occur." That was the last time Wolfram was seen that day.
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DFD: So…… What did you think for my first try? I didn't mention before but I'm a pyromaniac, so bring on the flames.
Yuuri: Where's Wolfram? I can't find him anywhere.
DFD: You left him to get a lecture from Gunter, remember?
Yuuri: a loud groan could be heard. Please, let him not find me. runs to the nearest body of water and goes home
Wolfram: Yuuri
Collective good-bye