--HOW TO ANNOY ITACHI---

1. Tell him he's a big push over.

2. When he's sleeping take all of his clothes

3. Ask him if he's gone through puberty yet.

4. Ask him if he has a crush on someone

5. Ask him why he has a poney tail

6. Spread rumors that he failed English class

7. Take him to a public drug store.

8. Call him "Freaky D" when he's in public

9. Give invites to people saying there's a wild house par-tay at Itachi's house tonight.

10. Call Sasuke in and make the two of them play bingo

11. Take Itachi to a nursing home

12. Set him up on a blind date with Pein

13. Eat his special cookie

14. Tell them there's something out the window and when he steps to see what is out the window push him out the window.

15. Prank phone call his house

16. Punk Him (is's when you play a trick on a person)

18. Constantly tell him he's really attractive.

19. When he uses the Mangekyo Sharingan on you say "PAPER BAG ACTION!" and put a paper bag on your head.

20. Tell him Sasuke is still small and cute

21. Ask him if he has "Natural Itachi Beauty"

22. Trow a cinder block at him

23. Ask him to give you how to act like Itachi lessons

24. Hug him.

25. Randomly say words out of the dictionary.

26. Mistakenly call him Ethan

27. Ask him he if wants to hear some bathroom jokes

28. Call up someone to give him a pedicure

29. Ask him where babies come from

30. Make up a game called "Itachi's Play House" and make itachi play it with you

31. Make a cute puppet of Itachi and shove it in his face

32. Ask him if he likes nuts

33. Take him trick-or-treating

34. Ask him if he always wears the black cloak thing even to bed

35. Make him play barbies with you

36. Spread rumors that he sucks eggs...

37. Tell Kisame to give him a hug for this birthday

38. Leave the water running in the bathroom

39. Lock Itachi in the bathroom

40. Ask him if he has contacts

41. Ask him if he can fly

42. Get a trained pigeon and make it fly over itachi's head and make it deposit "pigeon waste" on Itachi's head.

43. Ask Itachi what's the difference between a boy and a girl

44. Say Pudding everytime he says a something.

45. Ask him if he thinks he's cool

46. Toilet paper his room and house

47. Ask him to help with your homework

48. Ask him if he was ever has a girlfriend

49. Ask him what color his underwear is

50. Make him work at McDonalds for a week.

51. Tell Deidara to pop out of a box on Itachi's birthday every hour.

52. Push him in a pool.

53. Give him a cellphone and call him every 5 minutes.

54. Set his alarm clock to 2:30 A.M.

55. Take him to Babies R Us

56. Turn his room into a "Chill Zone" xD

THE END!