Pull up a chair. Foxy is here.
Listen, right now I'd tell you about how I almost found the lost city of Atlantis, but when I told Freddy, he said never to discuss it with you. Because I respect Freddy, the story will have to wait.
So Freddy, your Uncle Bonnie and I were having a few drinks the other night. God bless your Uncle Bonnie, he serves a fine glass of whiskey. Anyway, Freddy and I were knocking a few of those back. And I was entertaining the both of them, reliving great moments from my seafaring days. As usual I had them both on the edge of their seats, when the alcohol started making Freddy drowsy. I should tell you at this point that I mean no disrespect toward Freddy in telling you this, but he passed out cold on the tile floor of the spare parts room. In fact, he fell out of his folding chair, and his head somehow ended up sort of beneath Puppet's music box. Your Uncle Bonnie and I might have been concerned, but frankly, Freddy does this a lot. Again, I respect the bear and I know you respect him equally if not more so.
Bonnie thought it would be kind of funny to dress Freddy up in Chica's clothes. I have to admit that Bonnie sure was right about that one. It was funny. It was damn funny. Unfortunately, we did get oil stains on her Let's Eat bib that Chica has apparently been unable to remove. And Freddy hasn't been willing to explain exactly how they got there. Well, your Uncle Bonnie also found Chica's camera and took several pictures of Freddy in Chica's green stretch pants. Mind you, they look fine on Chica. I often admire them on her, but on Freddy... He's a large bear, you know.
Well, there should be some pictures coming back relating to this incident. I should hope that you, respecting Freddy as I know you do, would be interested in disposing of those pictures and the negatives-preferably before Chica has a chance to look at them. I would hope that you would not even be interested in looking at the pictures yourself, except to ensure that you're throwing away pictures of Freddy, and perhaps Bonnie and myself, but not of your family's recent trip to Tahoe.
-Foxy T. Pirate