Hello guys, I have recently gotten into Kuroko no Basket and am currently watching the second season. I thought of this idea during a dance at our school and when I told my friend about it she recommended that I write about it… This is what came from that.

EDIT: I couldn't figure out how to change the chapter title so I had to delete the entire story and try again. I fixed the problem but of course all the Follows and Favourites were deleted so for the people who did that if you want to do it again that would be appreciated. I figured out how to change the title as well so now I know. This won't happen in the future and as an apology I posted a second chapter. END

Hope you enjoy :D

Warnings: Swearing, that's pretty much it.

Disclaimer: Kuroko no Basket does not belong to me, the only thing that is mine is the plot of this particular story

"Aomine-kun what are you doing!?"

"It's called Dancing, Satsuki!"

The music was loud in the club. Oh who am I kidding? The music was loud in the Teiko Middle School gymnasium. Akashi was currently onstage blasting music that he had picked himself through the speakers. Because why listen to music other people enjoyed when you could take initiative and do it yourself. But really it was only because he wanted to have some control over what was going on. At the moment he definitely wasn't in control of his precious basketball club.

Aomine was currently flailing his arms around like an idiot. Or doing what he called 'dancing'. While Kise, who had just recently joined wondered the same thing he had been ever since he met the regulars in the second string. Is this how they usually act outside of the basketball club?

Satsuki, of course would burst out in laughter whenever she looked over at her childhood friend so she tried to keep the eye contact to a minimum. Kuroko, was just moving his arms slightly side to side with the beat, keeping a completely straight face. As if he wasn't enjoying himself.

The only people missing from their little group was the before mentioned DJ as well as Murasakibara who was probably eating something somewhere and Midorima who would never dance if you bribed him.

Kise, who was still utterly confused as to how someone who was so serious during a game, could be such an idiot if there was music in the background. Decided to get away from the weird people he still hung out with for some reason. He clung to the back wall and went to one of the far corners away from everyone else. Before he was able to sit down on the ground he noticed someone there already. Someone with greenish hair and glasses.

Wait... That person looked extremely familiar. Oh. It was Midorima! Satsuki had been complaining the entire time about how he didn't show up yet here he was, sitting in the corner. It was obvious just from his expression that he really didn't want to be here.

Suddenly they met eyes. Midorima's widened slightly behind his glasses but they quickly went back to normal. He walked a bit closer and Midorima cursed. Kise couldn't help but give him a bit of a dirty look. What was his problem? Then finally...

"Midorima-kun?!" Satsuki. Ugh. "What are you doing over here aren't you going to jo-"

"No"

"Come in Midori-"

"No!"

"Please?" So persistent

"I said no!"

Kise had to hold in a groan as they continued the same thing back and forth. He seriously needed to get away. He began to walk towards another corner when he walked into a wall. A very soft wall... He looked up and saw purple. His face turned pale.

*munch munch*

Murasakibara... Great.

"Oh...*munch* is that you Kise-chin?"*crunch*"

Kise nodded in fear. He still could not get over how tall this guy was. He was a middle schooler for Pete's sake! He had to be at least 6feet tall!

"Well, um." Kise stuttered, "I better get going."

Murasakibara just nodded and waved as Kise ran to get away from him. He managed to find a secluded corner so he could get away from the insane people. He sighed, what did he do to deserve this?

"Are you alright Kise-kun?"

Kise jumped getting into a defensive position. "Who said that!?" He asked loudly. A hand suddenly appeared in front of his face and he finally saw the smaller kid with light blue hair.

"Kurokocchi do you have to do that!?" He yelled above the music.

Kuroko continued to keep a straight face, "I've been here for at least a minute Kise-kun."

Kise sighed, why did this kid have to have such a small presence.

"Is there any particular reason as to why you aren't dancing?" Kuroko asked him with his emotionless voice.

Kise looked at him in disbelief. "You were the one who was hardly dancing!"

Kuroko looked at him, "That's just how I dance Kise-kun."

Kise sighed for probably the hundredth time that day before his eyes drifted to Aomine who, even though he was alone was still flailing around like an idiot. At least Kuroko didn't dance like his best friend. He then looked over to Satsuki and Midorima. Satsuki was still trying to get him to dance but it didn't look like he was budging. Not that Satsuki was being very pushy anymore. She kept accidentally looking in Aomine's direction and bursting out in laughter at the sight. So much for avoiding his glance.

Murasakibara was now sitting on one of the benches eating out of a paper bag of convenience store snacks. Akashi on the stage looked weird with his red headphones. that wasn't something you saw every day. It didn't help that in the light they looked pink, definitely not something normal. He soon realized that Kuroko was speaking to him.

"Kise-kun?"

"Huh?!"

Kuroko was staring at him, and it was creeping him out. "What is it Kurokocchi?"

"I was asking if you were okay Kise-kun."

Kise nodded, "I'm fine."

But there was still something he was curious about. "Kurokocchi?"

"Yes Kise-kun?"

"Is this how they all act usually?"

"What do you mean Kise-kun?"

"I mean like... Like idiots!"

Kuroko smile slightly, "yes."

Kise looked at him astonished, " how do you survive having them as friends?!"

"You get used to it." Was his only response, and suddenly he was gone. Kise looked around confused trying to find him but was unable to with all the people dancing or just sitting around. Damn that small presence of his. While looking around he saw someone with pink hair coming towards him. Damn it not Satsuki again! She had obviously given up trying to talk to Midorima. But why she was coming over this way was another thing.

"Kise-kun!"

"Yes?" He asked, genuinely curious as to what she wanted to know.

"You seemed lonely. So I want you to dance with me, Aomine-kun and Tetsu-kun."

Great. Midorima refused to, so now she was asking him. He looked over at the place where Aomine has been and sees said person bent over and gasping. Obviously out of breath from what he had been doing this entire time. How he had enough stamina was beyond him. Kuroko was currently patting his back while still keeping his trademark expression. Kise looked back at Satsuki with her hopeful eyes.

...oh fuck it.

So, this is what I imagine would happen at a Teiko Middle School dance. Kagami wasn't there for obvious reasons but other than that, if anyone was OOC… than oh well. Anyways I hope you enjoyed, this is my first time trying pure comedy and I don't know how well it turned out, feel free to let me know.