Naruto: Chicken Butter

The 24th day, of the 3rd month, it was CHICKEN BUTTER DAY!!!
Chicken Butter day is a day that is encountered every 24th day of the month.
The month would ascend every year, for example 2004 could be 24th of March, and 2005 would be 24th of April.

Every year, the hidden villages would celebrate Chicken Butter day by preparing a feist, the feist including the national chicken butter, pigeon wings, rocks on a stick, submarine fans, mermaid scales and metal parachutes.
Moving onto to our story, its 00:00 of Chicken Butter day.

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"Naruto!! Wake up!!" a fish was thrown at Naruto and he woke up in a shock, screaming at Sakura.
"Why the hell did you wake me up! I was dreaming about hugging sheep!"
Sakura looked at him in a freaked out way and whispered under her breath:
"Sheep shagger haha"
"Did you say something Sakura?" he asked her looking boldy into her eyes.
"No, not at all, anyway, GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF BED!"
"Okay Sakura, didn't have to shout at me" crying his eyes out in a comical fashion.

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The Hokage walked outside his booth, to see all his screaming fangirls drooling at his foot.

"Oh My God! Its the hokage!"
"Look the Hokage!!"
"Oh my God, look at his saggy hotness! I want his babies!!"
"MARRY ME HOKAGE!!"

"Okay girls, no need for the appreciation, I'm nothing special now."
"HOKAGE! HERES MY HEART THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!"
The girl pushed her hand into her chest ripping her heart out, she shaped it in the form of a TV-Style heart shape.
The Hokage stared at her in disgust.
"Are you..okay..?"
"YES I'M FI-" the girl fainted on the floor and died from blood loss.
"Get my cleaners to clean her body up, I don't want her to ruin my shoes..." the Hokage asked his assistants.
"Right away sir!"

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"Malchik Gay! Malchik Gay!"
"NARUTO STOP SINGING!" Sakura smacked Naruto on the head.
"Eep" he started putting the comical cry on again.
Sasuke butted in and pushed Naruto over, "You're such a weirdo Naruto."
"Hey look, it's that bushy brow freak again..."
Rock Lee seemed to have headphones in and dancing.
"IM A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD!"
Sqaud 7 just stared at him in shock and disbelief.
"Thats the way to go Lee!" Guy patted Lee on the back as he praised at Guys feet.
"Wow, just, wow..." Sasuke said still staring in disbelief.
"LET THE FEAST BEGIN!" the Hokage said as his fangirls fainted when he waved by them.

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The feast had begun and chicken butter was set!
Naruto reached and touched the chicken butter, but a kunai was thrown at his hand.
"Don't you DARE touch the chicken butter!!!" the Hokage shouted at him.
"Why?" he replied with a scared face.
"By law of the seventh century formed by the Queen of England, no-one touches the chicken butter, until all food is gone."
"We don't even LIVE in En-"
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME!" the Hokage threw another kunai at him, causing him to fall off his chair.
"Wow, your so cool Hokage" his fangirls said while playing with his beard.
Everyone had consumed the food and they were all fighting over the chicken butter.

Eventually, 'pervy sage' ended up eating it with a living sausage brought to life by the power of cell phones.
Everyone stared at him eating the chicken butter, it seemed someone was angry.
"Errrr" the 'pervy sage' ran away with his sausage and everyone chased after him, before the Hokage screamed:
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!"

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The First game consisted of Sakura collecting flowers, if she collected a blue flower, she would lose her head, if she collected a pink flower, she would be glomped by a pig.
She won if she collected 7 pink flowers.
Her enemy was Ino, but her flowers effects were the opposite.
"Your going down Ino!!!"
"No you are Sakura!!!"
"Sasukes mine!!!"
"Hes mine!!!"
"Girls girls, Im gay"
Sakura and Ino just burst into tears and hugged each other, unable to participate into the games at the shocking truth they heard.

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The game will continue...