50 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger

by iwmango

The Gryffindor Princess of Hogwarts. WARNING: Includes extreme bad hair days, librarians screaming, bushy hair, and most dangerous, ALICE! R&E&R

1. Mione

IWM Presents to thee reader…

50 WAYS TO ANNOY HERMIONE GRANGER!

I stood behind Hermione Granger, Gryffindor princess, One third and all female of the Golden Trio, and lastly, but most accurate, know it all.

I blew out a breath, saying, "Mione"

She turned around.

"What?", her eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

"Nothing, Mione", I put up my most wide eyed, innocent expressions.

"I'm not Mione", her expression was flat.

"Of course you aren't, Mione", I twiddled my fingers at her.

"Stop calling me that!", Now she sounded like Whiney Mione.

"Mione!", she cringed.

"Mione, Mione, Mione!", I yelled.

"ALICE!"

"MIONE!"

Ah, my fifth annoyee…R&E&R!