i will continue this, it was meant to be a oneshot but i liked it too much, if you like it please leave a comment, even if its just "i read your story, its good/gay". oh and they are about 16 years old in this.
Cartman has been acting strange lately, especially when hes with me. you would think i'd have realised by now but, hey, im a blonde. he has started holding open doors when i walk through them, letting me have half his lunch when i forget mine and even giving me the answers for any test we do. kyle doesnt like him doing this, i told him to go fuck himself and he stormed off, his stupid ushanka slipping forward off his head.
kyle always hates anything cartman does, but thats just because he just hates cartman in general,
cartman says he doesnt want a stupid jew liking him anyway.
right now we are sitting in class, its the last lesson of the week, everyone watching the clock with bated breath, except kyle of course, stan is watching it but still writing. i cant be bothered to tell him he has written half of his essay on the desk.
there is a class-wide intake of breath as the long hand moves up one more minuite, still 9 mins left, i look around, stan is still writing on his desk, kyle is reading a book, craig has been sharpening his pencil for 15 minuites now, clyde is practicly off his chair, wendy is filing her nails, there won't be anything left of them soon, you get my point. every pair of eyes is on the clock except one pair of very green eyes which are on me.
cartman quickly looks down at his paper, his cheeks go pink and i see him mouth "fuck". i smile to myself as i finally realised, eric cartman: spoiled brat, hitler worshiper and well known fatass has a crush on me kenny McCormick: poor, unpopular and downright stupid.
i decide to make the guys' life worthwhile, i know how depressing it is to like someone who you think will never like you, so i send him a note, my writing is messy, badly spelt and all the capitals are in the wrong places but i know he can read it:
To CarTmaN
TomMorOw At abOouT luNChtIMe WouLD yOU LikE To Go TO The MoOviEs? I caN UndeRStaNd If YoU DOnT WanT To COmE buT I haVe NoThiNg Else To dO, PleAse Say YeS?
FrOm KenNy x
i did the kiss coz i knew he would like it and i knew perfectly well he would say yes but i couldnt make it seem like i knew. "cartman" i whispered, he looked up and i discreetly passed him the note.
his face lit up as he read it he wrote somthing on the back and passed it back to me, i turned it over and read his neat writing:
To Kenny,
I would love to go to the movies with you, I will meet you there at 1:00? and don't worry, I will pay coz, you know. can't wait.
From Cartman xx
I knew by "you know" he meant because im poor so i wouldnt be able to afford it,but i didnt mind him saying it like that. this is what i sent back:
To CarTmaN
CoOl, I wiLL seE You TheN. AftEr We CooUlD GO Down To The ArcAdE Or SomthIng? or Is ThAt BeiNG ToO PuSHy Of mE To TakE aWaY YoUR WHolE SAtUrDAy?
FrOm KenNy xxx
i gave him it back and i think the first thing he noticed was the increasing number of kisses.
i glanced at the clock, 2 minuites left. cartman quickly wrote a reply:
To Kenny
no, its not being pushy, that would be great. I will see you then.
From Cartman xxxx
i just finished reading it when the bell went, the whole class stood up and cheered, then ran out the door, me and cartman lagged behind and walked out slower.
"you really mean it kenny?" he asked hopefully, "yeah of course, you're my best friend" i replied, he smiled at that.
as we left the building cartman offered to walk me back to my house "ok" i replied, this was really nice of him since we live in different directions. we turned left and walked up the street together. "what should we see?" i asked him "i dont know, whatevers there i guess" he said, we turned the next corner and eventually reached my house, "see you tommorrow kenny" he said "you too cartman" i replied, then i stretched out my arms and gave him a hug, he was kind of shocked then he put his arms around me.
i knew he was smiling, eventually we broke apart, i coughed nervously then quickly said "bye"
and ran inside and up the stairs to my room, i looked out the window at him. he left with
a confused look on his face, but the happiness in his eyes was unmistakeable.
remember im not saying this is supposed to be good, i just got bored one day and wrote it.