I blame this on spending 3 and half hours in the DMV listening to JibJab's 'Nuckin' Futs' on my ipod (you can find the video for it on jibjab's website.)
Its best if it's sang in a Jingle Bells tune. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: Now before everyone gets all hissy at me, remember I only make fun of a certain type of Sue, the repetitive Sues that all have the same basic story line and small note to the die hard flamers, if you don't have a fic posted on here, you don't have the right to bitch!
Nuckin' Futs! (MarySue style)
Welcome to our song
We hope that you'll hear
About the group that's risen this past year
She's got fake boobs and hair
She's pretty as can be
She's got a dark powers and is full of mystery
One look and all eyes are drawn
Chase manipulates her like a pawn
We all can't wait until she's finally gone
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Oh, Tyler cries, Caleb hides, Gorman get's ignored
It's hard to read these things without getting bored
William yells, Pogue casts spells and Reid becomes a slut
This past year this category has become Nuckin' Futs!
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We hear she's so sweet
Men fall at her feet
All three of her friends got into the school
How, we will never know
Their GPA is .5
Their clothing costs a dime
They wear short skirts and boots
Their blue hair is so fake it has no roots
All they're there for is to give the rest of the boys something to do
Slashers are getting pissed
Canon writers hiss
But it doesn't matter 'cause we're the only ones who write good NC-17 bits
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Did you hear, it's new in here
MarySues have a plot
Their destiny is to save the boys
At some dangerous spot
Chase runs in fear
No one wants to hear
The real reason they're there
Because none of us really fucking care
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Oh, Putnum dies, William sighs, Evelyn takes them home
Everyone of them thinks Reid is their's to own
Tell them otherwise and they'll piss and moan
Then they'll flame
Just place the blame
On the rest of us
Because they're all in a fuss
This entire world is completely fucking nuts!
I really hope this isn't completely stupid. If it is...you spend three hours in the DMV and then walk out with all of your brain cells still active. LOL