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Crack

"Hey, Hughes!" Shouted a nicotine crazed man, "Can I barrow a cigarette?"

"Sorry Havoc. My last pack sorta got stolen by Rem."The family man replied.

"You too! She keeps finding them where ever I put them!"

"We need to do something about this."Hughes said.

"Like what?"Asked Havoc.

"We'll just do something that she'll absolutely hate."

"Okay she'll offer to do anything to get us to stop and we'll get our cigarettes back.

One hour of planning they came up with the perfect plan. Or so they thought.

"Rem's coming you know what to do."Hughes said.

"You sure this is okay?"Havoc asked, "I don't wanna ruin my relationship with her."

"It's fine." The door started to open and Rem came through getting the surprise of her life. In the room Maes Hughes, her big brother, and Jean Havoc, her boyfriend, were making out. Not small make-out, big make-out.

"Wow." They paused when they heard her voice and looked at her, "What? Keep going don't mind me."

"You mean you don't have a problem with us making out."Havoc asked .

"No no no." She said. Unknown to the boys she was recording them. "I actually like some yaoi.

But not RoyEd or Elricest and stuff like that."

"Crap!!!"They both yelled at the same time.

"If you wanted your cigarettes back you could of asked."

End