A/N- Okay, people! I've only written angst so far, so I decided to surprise you with this crackfic!
Every chapter will be a oneshot spawned from Kitty O's Thirty Ways To Annoy King Uther Pendragon & Co! I thank her for allowing me to use them! At the top will be who it is Evelynn, my character who will execute the lists, is going to annoy. Then there will be the action she will do.
DO NOT STEAL EVELYNN! SHE IS MY CHARACTER!
Ahem. Now, enjoy!
Uther
ONE When he starts his magic-is-evil spiel, talk along with him. When he glares at you, tell him innocently that you know the words too- you've memorized them!
Evelynn was bored. She, being one who like to read, stumbled across a book in the old bookstore. Thirty Ways To Annoy King Uther Pendragon & Co. She decided to take those things and spice up her life a little, seeing as Camelot was not being attacked by undead armies and such. She would also end up keeping everyone on their toes.
Evelynn crept behind the pillar. In the throne room, Uther was just about to give his repetitive speech about how magic is evil to Arthur. She stepped out in front of the stone, drawing his and everyone else's attention as she recited the spiel with Uther in perfect sinc.
"Arthur, you know magic is evil. It corrupts all those who practice it..."
Evelynn withdrew a glare and deep scowl from the King. Cocking her head, she innocently stated, "I know the words too- I've memorized them!" With that she sped out the doors, leaving behind a confused prince, an outraged king, and an amused manservant in her wake.
A/N- There we are! Please review!
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