Sailors get owned

Lol, they did didn't they!?

There they are, the woman with the bandana, the fighter with the dragon tattoo and that other fighter with the scars and staff. Woo they are in for it now.

"You've got unfinished business with us first," I say, approaching with my pal Wu.

The woman with the bandana sighs, "There are important matters at hand, yet you fellows keep interrupting. I'm surprised you're this eager to get another beating so soon,"

Ha she is a fool, this time we brought some friends to even up the odds... wait that sounds so cool so I say it, "This time we brought some friends to even up the odds," I say... Yeah.

And in comes my other pal Jing, he jumps down out a window then jumps down again breaking a table... yeah that kinda wrecked the epic coolness of our entrance but luckily Li is there to jump down coolly... oh and he even shakes his head at them, that's totally pushed away Jing's fail to preserve the coolness.

And I charge, I go straight for the fighter with the dragon tattoo on his back and boy is he fast, announcing a thousand cuts he starts pummelling me.

But there I see an opening annnnnnnnnnd... err no he just floored me. Maybe I imagined it, maybe there was no opening in his guard but I don't have much time to ponder it as suddenly... out black.

I wake up and shake my head. Great they've dumped me Wu, Jing and Li outside the teahouse once they beat us up.

Rubbing my sore head I sit up, I notice my pals sitting up to.

"Wow... we... we got seriously beaten, like beaten beaten," I say in disbelief.

"Yeah," Wu said as he finally regained full consciousness, "Yeah they owned us big time,"

"We did get owned, we suck," Li mumbles as he tries to bring his head up but he fails and his head flies back down, hitting the ground with a thud.

"I... I kinda feel like an idiot now," I tell my friends, I am seriously embarrassed at how much I sucked.

"Yeah and we... we outnumbered we outnumbered them," Jing drawls.

I nod but really I am clearly the most embarrassed, I did get floored first after all.

"I know but you guys did fine I-" I begin.

"No," Wu interrupts me, "We got owned as well,"

"Yes," I say slightly annoyed that he didn't let me finish, "But I was the one speaking... You know I acted all cool then got totally... totally... erm... totally bitched up,"

"Yeah you were acting all hard," My friends mutter in agreement.

We sit in silence for awhile but then I pull myself up, "You know we should go before that dragon tattoo guy comes back," I recommend.

"Now that would be awkward," Li grins.

"Yeah wouldn't it, he'd be all like oh it's you guys and we'll be like ahhh don't hurt us," Jing laughs, putting on voices.

"Yeah he would probably, probably beat us up again you know," I say thoughtfully.

"Yeah to drive the point home," Wu chips in.

"Ahuh yep he would seriously disfigure our faces if he saw us still hanging around," Li agrees.

"You know he is actually a really good fighter, I am resisting hunting him down to tell him how good he is," I realise.

"He deserves to know," Li nods.

"Yep If I wasn't so slow and clumsy I would admire his fighting," Jing admits.

"Yeah he's pretty good," Wu says.

"Good? He's awesome," I say back.

Everyone nods in agreement.

"Well let's go before he comes back," Jing says and stands up with me, everyone else does the same.

We begin to walk across the bridge and out of the village, talking as we left.

"I wonder what difficulty he had it on?"

"If he has it on Grand Master I just might be gay for him,"

The end... DID YOU OWN THEM????