Why Me??
Disclaimer: I don't own Bonanza—although I think that my mom thinks that Bonanza owns me.
Little Joe Cartwright had been sleeping soundly in his bed when suddenly, two big, hairy goons jumped out and grabbed him! Before he could even begin to protest, they threw his clothes at him and demanded that he get dressed. Since there was no hope of escape at the moment, Joe complied (albeit unwillingly and with much embarrassment).
When he was dressed, the two big, hairy goons ordered him to come downstairs with them. This time, they had gone too far.
"NO!" Joe cried, and tried to escape out his bedroom window. Unfortunately, the kidnappers grabbed his arms and dragged the struggling boy out the door.
"Wait'll my Pa hears about this! You two will pay! Do you hear me? PAY!!" he yelled as the kidnappers lead his pony out of the yard.
Finally, the goons stopped. Their destination had been reached.
"Here we are again," said the first goon in a low tone. "Ready?"
"Yup," said the second goon with a nod.
"But I don't want to go to school!!" Joe bellowed as Adam and Hoss pulled him into the schoolyard.
The End
Heh, heh. I was in a bad mood on the first day of school and this was the result... please review. I like nice reviews.