A/N: I do not own Fairy Tail. I know, it's terribly sad.

Anyway, each chapter will be a different pairing with a few repeats here and there. (Put in your requests!)

Each chapter's title will be the "ship" contained in the chapter for easy browsing to pick out your favorites.

If you hate Fraxus, you can stop reading (you'll easily find where) and continue onwards!

Each chapter will contain a delicious lemon or lime for your Fairy Tail smut pleasure. Do enjoy. ;)


"Hey Freed." Laxus called behind the rune mage. Freed whipped around to face him. Mirajane and Cana passed by the pair, leaving them alone in the guild hall. He looked down at his watch. It was nearly four in the morning, much later than either of the two usually stayed. "I need your help with somethin'."

"Of course." He said, an easy response to the man he would do nearly anything for.

"I need you to use your runes to set a trap."

"A trap?" Freed asked, furrowing his thin green eyebrows. "What for?"

"We'll get to the specifics when we get there." Laxus assured him, gesturing to the far corner of the guild with a large silver box under one of his arms. "In the wide hall, the one that no one uses. "

"Okay." Freed said slowly, following close behind the dragon slayer. If Laxus wanted his help, it had to be important.

"Right here." He announced as they reached a section of the hall with no doors. A red sofa lined one of the walls, large overstuffed cushions filling it.

"How big do you want it exactly?" Freed asked, his voice quivering slightly.

"How about the width of the hall, in a square? That should be big enough." Laxus replied darkly, taking a seat on the couch across from the green haired mage.

"Probably." He mumbled uncomfortably, writing the runes in the air with the tip of his sword.

"Can you make it so that others can't see what's going on inside? Like tinted windows or something. And make it so that no one else can enter once the trap is set, at least until they preform their task."

"Who exactly are you trying to trap?" Freed asked, turning to the dragon slayer. He was stretched out on the couch in a rather attractive manner. The rune mage turned his head, trying to shake the thought. He needed to get the trap set for Laxus. He could take care of his own needs later at his apartment, not that Laxus would offer to take care of them anyway.

"Not Gramps!" Laxus yelled, a worried look crossing his face. "Or any kids. You can make it trap everyone but Makarov and kids, right?"

"Easy enough." He reasoned, scrawling something else into the air. Makarov would likely have their hides if he found them setting traps in the guild hall, and if nothing else Laxus did seem to have a small soft spot for kids, some kids.

"Also, make sure only two people can get caught in the trap at a time." Laxus decided, watching Freed with a satisfied expression. "Or three if they're all here at the same time."

"What about just one person?"

A dark chuckle escaped the dragon slayer's throat. "That won't work. Make sure it only activates if there's two or three people, no more."

"Of course." He nodded, adding it to the runes. Freed wondered what Laxus could possibly be planning. "You mentioned them having to preform some sort of task to escape. I think I'm ready to write it in."

"Perfect." The blonde haired wizard said, a dangerous look playing across his scarred face. "They have to have sex before they can leave."

"What?" Freed gasped, nearly choking on the word. No wonder Laxus wanted them to do this so late at night.

"Actually, you may need to word that differently. How about, pleasured to completion?" Laxus asked, cocking an eyebrow at him.

"I-" The rune mage stuttered, trying to get a grip of himself. So that's why he wanted to make sure no kids were caught in the trap. It was likely Laxus's way of getting Mira into bed with him, but he had mentioned up to three people. Who did he want a threesome with? "I think I can manage to make that work."

"Good." He nodded, putting his feet up on the silver box he had carried into the room. "Can you also make it so that this box can't be opened unless the trap is activated?"

"It will take me a minute to write that one." Freed replied, deciding on the wording of his runes. He drew his sword to the silver box, careful to avoid Laxus's feet. If this is what Laxus wanted, Freed would oblige him.

"Make sure that who ever we've trapped knows what they have to do to escape." He suggested, watching Freed intently.

"Right."

"And make it so that no one can talk about the trap once they've left." The dragon slayer demanded, something unfamiliar leaking into his voice. It stirred something deep within the rune mage.

"Why are you setting this trap, anyway?" He asked, feeling rather bold. Anyone who got caught in it was bound to know it was Freed. The least Laxus could do was to let him know why.

"Everyone in this guild it too uptight." He replied smugly.

"I don't know Laxus. I don't think this is quite right." Freed decided, holding his sword up to the ruins. "I'm writing in a hidden clause that says if I a person is truly against it, they may leave. Can you imagine if Juvia was caught in the trap with anyone but Gray?"

"That's probably a good idea." He mumbled softly in response. "That would be the end of the guild."

"Is there anything else I need to add?" Freed asked, returning his sword to it's rightful place hanging off his belt.

"I think that's it." Laxus decided, taking his feet off the box. "Let's test and see how it works."

The pair exited the area, the runes turning invisible as they exited. Freed shot Laxus an anxious glance. "Shall we?"

Laxus nodded and walked into the trap, Freed following close behind him. A dark curtain fell at both ends of the hallway, effectively cutting the pair off from the rest of the guild. A small laugh escaped the dragon slayer's mouth. "I'm glad we picked an area that had a light."

Freed turned to see glowing purple text hovering on the wall, readable to any one in the room.

You have been caught in a Fairy's trap.

To escape, you must complete a simple task.

Pleasure each other to completion.

Once you leave this room you will be unable to speak of the trap.

Enjoy your stay.

"Nice touch, Freed." Laxus stated, taking a step towards him.

"Thank you Laxus." The rune mage replied proudly, drawing his sword. "I'll just write us out of this now."

"Oh no." The lightning dragon slayer replied, drawing Freed into him. "Why do you think I had you set a trap?"

"Oh." Freed whispered softly in reply as Laxus pressed his lips against him, his first kiss. The green haired wizard moaned softly into his mouth, as his arms wrapped around the larger man. Laxus pulled away to look into Freed's eyes.

"I'm not quite sure you needed to make me set a trap for this." Freed decided, unable to break the dragon slayer's gaze. "I could just rewrite the runes anyway."

"But you won't." He chuckled, pecking Freed on the head. "Consider this my way of flirtin'."

"Your way of flirting." The rune mage repeated, running his hands up the blonde wizard's back. "What are you going to do now?"

"I'll just show yah." Laxus replied, pushing Freed against the wall. His hand trailed down the rune mage to the growing bulge in the front of his pants.

"Laxus." He moaned softly, pressing his hips into the dragon slayer's hand.

"You didn't soundproof this room did you?" He asked, pulling back to watch Freed's blushing face.

"No- I didn't think about it." He confessed, wondering if it was too late to add a few things. It could be done later, he decided. They were the last two left in the guild hall after all.

"Good." Laxus replied darkly, unbuttoning the green haired mage's pants.

"Laxus-" Freed began, only to be cut off by the feeling of Laxus's calloused hand wrapping around him. He felt himself gripping at the wall to remain standing at the sensation.

"Like that Freed?" The blond asked in a rough, teasing tone. Receiving a moan in response, the dragon layer chuckled. "You're bigger than I thought you'd be."

"Is that an insult?" Freed asked, regaining his composure as Laxus released him.

"Far from it." He replied, unbuttoning the rune mage's coat. He quickly pulled it off of him, leaving him completely naked. "Couch now."

Freed nodded in response, walking over to the couch obediently. He couldn't believe this was finally actually happening, and he wasn't even the one to instigate it! His heart pounded hard in his chest as he sat on the couch, nervous at what he thought was about to happen.

"Lay on your front." Laxus said, the command coming out as a purr. Freed watched as the dragon slayer stripped down to just his pants, a sight that nearly sent him over the edge. "Please?"

Freed rolled over and pressed his face into the cushion, trying to calm himself down. Only in his wildest dreams had he ever imagined something like this would happen to him. If he had known, he would have taken a shower before heading to the guild. At least Laxus didn't seem to mind too much.

"You're not hard to get worked up." Laxus pointed out, pulling something from the box Freed remembered casting runes over. Knowing the runes intended purpose, he couldn't help but wonder what was in the box.

"It's just you." Freed assured him, holding his breath as he heard something click open.

"Relax Freed." He said softly, rubbing the rune mage's back in soft circles. "I think I knew that though. You've made your interest in me pretty obvious over the years."

"Just a bit nervous." The rune mage admitted, turning his head to look at the dragon slayer.

"Nervous? But you're a bad ass Freed. Hell, you're the self-proclaimed leader of the thunder god tribe."

"And you're the thunder god." Freed laughed slightly, freezing as he felt a rough finger circling his entrance, massaging him there.

"Your thunder god." He corrected, applying an excessive amount of lube to his digit. Freed's heart soared at the words. Did that mean... "Is this your first time?"

He nodded vigorously in response. Of course this was his first time. There wasn't another soul on earth he was interested in. "Who else would there be?"

"You never know, there's a lot of attractive people in magnolia." The dragon slayer shrugged, tossing the bottle of lube to the side. "Have you ever done this to yourself before?"

"No." He confessed, feeling his cheeks grow warmer. "I always wanted the first person to take me to be you, not even my fingers before you."

"I'll be gentle then," Laxus decided, gently pressing in a single finger. His voice dropped seductively. "This time."

"Ahh!" Freed cried out at the sensation, feeling himself being opened up by the thunder god, his thunder god. The size of Laxus's finger alone was impressive.

"Shit that's tight." He swore under his breath, sliding his finger in deeper. "How does that feel? Does it feel okay?"

"It's really intense." Freed swallowed, trying to make himself relax. He panted, "Not quite how I expected it to feel."

"How did you 'xpect it to feel?" He asked, staring down at the green haired mage intently as he pulled the finger about halfway out.

"Not this good." Freed moaned as he felt the dragon slayer's finger enter him again.

"Just relax and enjoy this." Laxus commanded, a smile growing on his face. He worked his finger in and out of the rune mage at a slow pace, eliciting soft moans from the man. A small chuckle escaped his lips.

"Why are you laughing?"

"You're moanin' like a bitch in heat." He replied, quickly squeezing a second finger into his green haired companion.

"Shit." Freed swore under his breath, his fingers digging into the red couch cushions.

Laxus paused, looking down at him. With his free hand he gently rubbed the rune mage's lower back trying to force his body to relax. "Are you okay?" The amount of concern in the dragon slayer's voice calmed him.

"I will be." he decided, slowly letting out a breath. "Just give me a moment."

"Take all the time you need." Laxus replied softly, leaning down. He brushed the mage's long green hair to the side, planting small kisses down the back of his neck. Freed lifted himself up, pressing Laxus's fingers deeper inside of him. Him not moving was near torture, a torture Freed couldn't handle any longer.

"Eager bastard aren't yah?" Laxus asked,gently nipping at the base of his neck.

"Don't call me tha- ahh!" Freed called as he felt the dragon slayer slide in deeper, hitting something inside of him that nearly sent him over the edge.

"There it is." Laxus grinned, pressing into him again. Freed moaned loudly, unable to control himself.

"Do it again." Freed urged, his manhood throbbing against the couch cushions. Laxus obliged, causing him to gasp loudly. He wasn't going to last much longer at this rate. "Laxus-"

"What?" He asked softly, rubbing against the rune mage's prostate.

"Take me." He pleaded desperately, catching the dragon slayer's eyes.

"No." Laxus grinned devilishly, scissoring his fingers inside his green haired partner.

"Please Laxus." Freed whimpered, trying to pull away from his unrelenting fingers.

"Not today." He shook his head, forcibly holding the dragon slayer down onto the couch.

"But-"

"If I fuck you today I am going to destroy your ass, if I can even fit it in." Laxus said, an amused look playing across his face.

"But-"

"No more buts, damn it. Just enjoy this. Next time, I promise you." Laxus assured him.

"If you don't stop, I'm going to blow all over the damn couch." Freed moaned, trying to wiggle out from under the dragon slayer's grasp.

"Fuck." Laxus hissed, pulling the fingers out of the rune mage. "Don't talk like that. Sit up and I'll finish you off."

Freed sat up, watching the blond wizard look him over. Laxus inhaled sharply as he firmly grasped the base of Freed's length.

"Gods, I can smell how close you are already." He gasped before quickly sliding the better part of Freed's length into his mouth. The rune mage gasped, unable to control himself as his fingers tugged at the blond hair in his lap. He'd never felt anything quite so exquisite as the dragon slayer's warm mouth.

"Shit Laxus." He gasped, trying to retain control as Laxus took him into the back of his throat.

"Mmm," Laxus replied, unwilling to stop. He slowly slid up Freed's length, licking circles around the head of his manhood.

"I'm gonna-" He called, thrusting up into the dragon slayer's mouth as he pulled the blonde hair roughly. Laxus eagerly took Freed back into his throat. His rough hands pinned the rune mage to the couch at the hips, forcing him to remain still as he came undone.

"Laxus!" Freed yelled breathlessly as he released into the dragon slayer's throat. He panted heavily as Laxus quickly swallowed it all, nearly milking it out of him as he shot out.

"Mavis, you're amazing." Freed whispered as the blond pulled away to look at him lustfully. "Where did you learn how to do that?"

"I didn't." He admitted, standing up. He leaned down and kissed Freed hard, pinning his wrists to the back of the couch. "It's just instinct."

"Well that was amazing." Freed said happily, taking in the scene before him. This had to have been the best day of his life.

"Good." Laxus said lustfully, straddling Freed on the couch. "Now it's my turn."