Disclaimer:

I don't own iCarly or the movie this is based off of.


The Fake Wedding: Meeting the Family


Because it's never that simple…


Walking in the park, I feel the cool wind running through my hair. It's a normal breezy day for October. I feel drained and need to refresh.

Why you might ask?

Well to start things off, my name is Freddie Benson. I come from a long line of many Bensons. I bring this up because we are a very close family. When I mean close, I mean, stick it through no matter what, share every piece of information about your life, and always have each other's backs.

My family consists of my mother, five sisters, eight nieces, and two brother-and-laws.

And this is just my close family.

There are hundreds (literally!) of us Bensons. I just happened to get stuck in the damn family that has all women.

My mother's name is Marissa. She is 63. She is the current owner of the Benson-Gleeson stores. You might have heard of them. They are your basic large supermarkets with everything in them. She's like the glue to all of us. After my father Hercules had passed away, she has been in our business even more lately.

Hercules my father was an amazing man. He kept my family sane (well saner) and together. When he died two years ago, my mother started to go through her 'life is so short phase' and became crazy on trying to push everyone to doing his or her best in what they do. It has been a hassle with her on me 24/7, but at least I know she cares.

My oldest sister is Caroline. She is an architect, married, and has three daughters. She is 42. Her husbands name is Kyle Patterson. He is an architect as well. They met in college and it was love at first sight. Their daughters' names are Kelly, Kathy, and Kiki.

My first youngest sister is Maria. At age 37 she is an art teacher and is married. Her husband's name is Tim and they have twin daughters named, Joy and Hope. Tim is a retired baseball player for some team I don't care to know. All I'm aware of is that he had gotten injured but was so great that he still receives a hearty check in the mail. He does announcements for the games all the time at our local stadium.

My second youngest sister is Teresa. She is an owner/co-manager at the Benson Gleeson stores. She owns the whole store. She had adopted three girls at 35 when she found out she couldn't become pregnant. She is single and says that life is just for her. Her daughters' names are Susie, Caitlin, and Alexandra. It's Alex for short because she absolutely hates that name.

My third youngest sister is Lisa. She is the other co-manger for one of the stores. She is very messy girl and doesn't take directions well. Teresa was nice enough to let her have this job. She is 32

My youngest sister of all is Victoria. I absolutely love her. She is 25 and just graduated pharmacy school. She is very smart and is like me a lot of times. We get along very well.

And that is all my family.

Well, there are our very close friends. The Shays. I had dated Carly for about 2 months before we decided that we were better off as friends. Her wacky brother and her very much like my family always sticking close together. We treat them like family and invite them over all the time.

Now about me.

Well I am currently 39 and single. I like it that way.

You see, while is college, trying to figure out what the hell I wanted to be, I go caught up with this girl named Tara.

Tara was loud, slutty, and everything my mother and sisters hated.

My mother has formed a little group with my sisters called the Benson 6. They always meet to discuss (*cough-gossip-*) business.

One day I invited Tara over for dinner because things were starting to get a little serious. I knew something was going to go wrong when mom called a Benson 6 meeting.

In short, they ragged on Tara right in front of her and she left the house crying. I ran after her hoping to make amends, but she decided to end things with me right there. She even threw her scarf at me!

I realized that I had to separate myself from my family in order to live a better life.

So I packed up my things and put all my saved money into a college dorm.

One night, I was savoring Tara's scarf scent, because it was all I had left of her, and thought about all the different chemicals that went into that scent.

I went to the Chem. Lab and worked through the process of finding the exact scent.

I also found my calling.

I knew that my nose was always special, and I used it to broaden my horizons. I created a perfume line call The Nose. We are very big now, until recently where I have found a problem.

But that's not even why I'm so depressed today.

You see this problem all started from when I had a family dinner and we were discussing marriage.

More specially my marriage!

Oh Boy!


So Author's Note:

I will be taking a break from my other story to do this one, but I will eventually end finish that story.

This is and AU. I love doing AU. Oh and this is going to be from both Freddie and Sam's POV's.

Sam doesn't know anybody, but Gibby in this story and you'll find out why later.

And they are a little OCC but they basically are the same people.

This is based off a movie I saw the other day.

If I get 5 reviews or alerts, I'll write the next chapter.