Mei: Hey, I'm Mei, and I'm the host of...

-insert fancy lights and Hollywood style music and all that jazz that makes people scream and squeal-

Mei: Yeah, that's it! InuYasha Idol: Truth or Dare! So what exactly is all this? Well, InuYasha Idol is where characters get voted off to survive on some deserted island with a whack of dangerous demons and 3895954670456 Naraku clone-token-gorilla doll things. (Let's hope that I don't get sued ;) But, there's a twist!

Audience: A TWIST?!

Mei: Mhmm! Truth or Dare! We here at IYITOD (pronounced ih-yih-todd) know how much EVERYBODY loves truth or dare! So as you submit your votes, simply include a dare and it can be featured right here on IYITOD! Better yet, if Sesshoumaru won't eat his fluffy, or Kikyou get drunk and roll on a giant replica of the Shikon no Tama howling, "EHEHEHE I WILL PROTECT THE SHIKON NO TAMA WITH MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", we have every right to send them to the deserted island!

Sesshoumaru and Kikyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mei: YESSSSSS! Now, to start us off, you should all be thankful my friend Hana has a dare and a vote! What does the dare say, I wonder...

Mei:

I vote Buyo off the show. DD MUHAHAHAHAHA!

And also, a dare for Sir Complains-A-Lot...

I dare you to cook for everybody in the show untill the dare is dared to be called off. xD Lessee how good your ramen is! Deluxe miso ramen for me! xDDD

Inuyasha: Keh. I can cook... -picks up ramen package and puts in into toaster as he flicks the switch on and flames bullet from the toaster... whoops- Ready in 20 minutes! What flavour do you all want?

Mei: Err... okay... now, this is how the voting works. When 10 people vote, say, Buyo off the show here in this forest, called Namidairo Forest by me (good song! xD)... then Buyo's gone! -insanely turns on Too Sexy by Right Said Fred and sings, "I'm, too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, whatcha think of that (Poor pussy, poor pussy cat!!)"- I'm a model, if you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the cat- ahem, you get the point. Well then, read and review! ;D

-rest of cast from IY cowers in a corner as Inuyasha takes out the toasted ramen, exclaiming, "KAGOME! THIS IS HOT! Now who wants some? ;D" as the screen fades to black-