Attention: You must have read chapter 331 to understand this fic. I know, that was a long time ago, but I haven't seen a fic quite like this one, so I thought I'd write it.
Disclaimer: I don't own fairy tail.
It was another beautiful day in the city of Magnolia and Team Natsu was heading out on yet another job.
"Ugh!" groaned Natsu. "Do we have to take the train? I hate the train. It's my least favorite vehicle ever, y'know?"
"You have a least favorite one?" asked Gray, genuinely surprised. "I thought that all vehicles were equally bad in your book."
"Sure I do! And I hate trains most of all because we're always riding them!"
Erza nodded in understanding. "True, true. However, it remains the best way for the rest of us to travel somewhere." She paused. "I have to say, I'm curious Natsu, what's next on your list?"
Without hesitation, Natsu continued "Ships and boats! The ocean going ones are usually worse because I'm on them longer. That and they also are more likely to smell of rotting food and unwashed sailors."
"Then what, Natsu, then what?" asked Happy excitedly (he knew he'd never make this list of hate—he was a friend, not a vehicle, after all).
"Cars!" Natsu shouted, raising a fist in the air. "Especially when Erza drives! She's a maniac behind the wheel!"
At this comment, Erza swung a gauntleted hand at Natsu's face, the latter dodging the attack and jumping back, amazement written all over his face.
"You...missed?" he said, somewhat confused. "Heh. I must be getting faster! That's it, Erza. When we get back, you gotta fight me. You'll see how I've improved!"
Erza smiled gently. "I look forward to it."
Lucy, who had been uncharacteristically quiet up till now decided to voice a thought. "So, if trains are your least favorite, what's your most favorite vehicle?"
Natsu smiled impishly at her. "Bells." he purred.
Lucy's entire face immediately went red.
"Bells?" asked a confused Gray. "How the hell do you ride on a bell?"
"You don't ride on it, dumbass, you ride in it. Sheesh." Natsu said rolling his eyes at Gray. He then turned his attention to his pretty blonde teammate. "Right, Luce?" he smirked at her.
Lucy's embarrassed red was now turning to enraged purple.
"I told you, it was that dragon's fault!" she choked out in her anger.
Natsu just smiled at her again. "I just realized...Kardia Cathedral has a big bell. Whadd'ya say Luce, wanna go for another ride?" he said, the last word practically dripping with sexually innuendo.
"Natsuuu!" she growled at him, whereupon she tackled him to the ground and started beating him about the head, growling out obscenities at him, Natsu protesting all the while.
Happy was holding his paws to his face, stifling his giggles that threatened to pour forth.
"I feel like I missed something important." said Gray still confused."Do you have any idea what's going on?" he asked Erza.
"No, but something tells me it's better not to ask."