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These fonts for these characters: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Chapter 1: Charms Class (HBP)
Hermione!
What?
I think I have more evidence on Malfoy becoming a Death Eater!
Sure you do Harry.
Oh sod off Ron-You know what? Don't sod off; stay right here while I tell her.
Tell who what?
Lavender that you're in love with Hermione.
WHAT?
NO! HARRY! You can't do that mate, she'll go crazy! I'LL DIE! You don't want me to die... Do you?
Is anyone going to tell me what is going on?
I know, crazy, hey Hermione? And 'Won-Won', what do you think? How about: not at the moment?
Ronald Weasley! You're actually in LOVE with me? No joke?
Bugger off Harry. Hermione, Harry's just kidding.
Was I? Was I really?
YES YOU WERE. NOW SHUT UP.
Ron, it's okay. Hermione loves you too.
HARRY JAMES POTTER! I DO NOT!
Good job mate, now you're in for it...
Haha, yeah right! Look at her face! Someone's embarrassed...
Or just really angry...
Well Harry likes Ginny!
You WHAT?
Crap.
Payback, you prat. *smiles evilly*
What the BLOODY HELL HARRY! SHES MY LITTLE SISTER!
Mate, it's not that big of a deal... She doesn't even like me...
Oh yes she does! She never got over you actually...
You're not exactly helping, Hermione.
Exactly the point.
Harry-
I'm going to go now. I need to-uh, practice this charm. Practice makes perfect! Bye!
But you're doing it perfectly already...
...
Harry?
I think he's gone.
Well, serves him right, liking Ginny and all...
Um... I guess...
So... erm... do you actually- uh... love me?
Well, um, of course not. Harry was just kidding-
Oh.
-I wasn't done! I was going to say that if you ever asked me out on a- well, you know...
Date?
Yes. I would probably take up your offer...
Really?
Yes.
No joke?
No joke.
You're not going to change your mind?
NO!
Oh. Cool...
I guess... yeah...
So... uh, next Hogsmeade weekend-
Yes.
Without Harry?
Of course! *bursts out laughing* He needs better friends than us...
Is there better than us?
I guess I need this bit of parchment to show Ginny I win the bet...
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HARRY!
A/N: First chapter down! What do you think? Please Review, please review, please review! This story is dedicated to my chat buddy, Miriflowers, who inspired me to start really writing!