Notes: Not mine, all JKR's, with some slight inspiration from the shoebox project. Written August 2006.
Sirens and Sneezing
"Ah…. Ah… ACHOO!"
"I told you you should've gone to the hospital wing."
"I said that to you earlier this week, you deliberately didn't go, and then look who you passed this foul congestion on to?"
"That was your fault, if I recall correctly."
"You shouldn't've worn my favorite shirt."
"All my shirts are exactly alike, James."
"No, there's the one that's shrunk just right in the wash… That's my favorite, and you wore it, you saucy temptress."
"Do you ever call me the same thing twice?"
"No. I'm trying to find one that will make Sirius snap and hex me."
"And I thought you'd hit that yesterday with 'my delectable pumpkin.' A vein in his forehead was actually twitching."
"There's always tomorrow, my little tartlet of joy."