Rouge The Giant Bat
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Sonic! Why won't you fuck me!?" Amy Rose exclaimed as she slammed down her Piko Piko Hammer, chasing Sonic The Hedgehog all around the Radical Highway.
"Because you're fucking psychotic, bitch!" Sonic exclaimed as he glanced back at Amy, slipping on a banana peel as he landed flat on his face. "Damn!"
"Stay right there!" Amy exclaimed as she jumped into the air and smashed Sonic on the head with her Piko Piko Hammer, proceeding to fall down on his head with her big butt as she held down her dress. "I hope you're hungry, 'cause I had a lot of yummy, gas inducing chill dogs!"
Sonic screamed in terror as Amy began breaking wind on his head, unable to get up due to being flattened by the impact of her Piko Piko Hammer.
Shadow The Hedgehog and Silver The Hedgehog simply watched Amy Rose farting on Sonic as they were sitting on top of the first tower of the totally not Golden Gate Bridge, both having burgers as they glanced at each other.
"You think this author will ever stop making Amy so gassy?" Silver asked as he moved his right hand around.
Shadow shook his head as he closed his eyes. "Nope. She's forever doomed to pass gas, just like almost all of the girls in any Yoshizilla fanfiction."
It was then that the wind furiously blew from the northern direction, causing Shadow and Silver to fall off as they were saved by E-123 Omega, who had the two hedgehogs in his arms.
"I am here because the author wanted to have an excuse to give me more exposion in fanfiction," Omega stated as he landed on the road, placing Shadow and Silver down.
Amy let out a sigh of relief after letting out a huge deep pitched poot that caused a massive brown stain on her white panties, standing up and stretching her arms as she giggled. "Boy that felt good! Good thing I didn't need to use the bathroom!"
"...Why... me..." Sonic moaned in pain as he coughed.
"That's what you get for always running away from me and not giving me a chance to have a good friendship!" Amy remarked as she took off her brown stained panties and placed them on Sonic's head, spotting Shadow, Silver, and Omega. "Oh! Hey guys!'
As Amy turned around and greeted Omega and the other two male anthropomorphic hedgehogs, the entire bridge shook, as a huge Rouge The Bat appeared, dwarfing the entire red bridge as everyone screamed, with Amy jumping in Shadow's arms, and Silver jumping in Omega's arms.
"Ahh! The Master Emerald made me much bigger!" Rouge gleefully chuckled as she held her hands together, lowering her eyes. "Now I'm free to collect all the jewels in the world! And no one or nothing will stop me, not even bedtime!"
Shadow, Silver, Amy, and Omega all gave each other odd exchanges as they watched Rouge smash several tall skyscrapers down, not caring for causing immense destruction to the city of the generically named Central City.