Neko: yes, it's true, I've started my fanfiction writing at last! SO, are you ready for some bashing? YEAH! Let's go, oh, and flames shall be used to burn Hikari at the stake.
Please note: this isnt usually my stlye of writing, but this is how I write humor and bashing
Disclaimer: dont own it
Because I Said So! ( the bashing of a popular pairing )
One fine day, the birds were singing and the sun was smiling and everything was really happy. But that was in England, and our story takes place in Japan. Where it was cold, humid and stupid. Let us join Hikari, a young school girl who sits next to Takeru, or TK, in her math class.
"PSSSSSST!!!! TK!!!! PSSSSSSST!!!" Hikari whispered quite loudly at her friend and crush. "HERE'S A NOTE!!! IT'S FROM ME!!!!" … "PSSSSSST!!!"
Takeru wiped the spit off his face, rolling his eyes at the rather obvious statement and opened the note.
The front read
"TO TK"
he opened one of the folds. The note continued…
"YOU SHOULD…"
another fold…
"BUY TOAST"
Takeru made an odd face, but opened yet another fold.
"IT'S ON FIRE!"
Along with those pleasant words, was a stick figure and a square labled "toast" in what appeared to be a flame. Takeru opened the note completely.
"LOLZ! WE SHUD MEET UP AFTR SKOOL, K? ILL B WAITNG BI THE LOKRZ. LUV U
BIBI
HIKARI"
The word "Hikari" was written really big and in cursive, which was weird because they were in Japan and they don't have cursive there.
---LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ---
Takeru stood at the lockers, waiting for Hikari. He saw her coming and waved.
"Like , Oh-em-gee TK!" Hikari exclaimed, using her poser slang, "I'm so happy you waitied for me, I lost my underwear in the girl's locker room when we had swimming today and had to go get it!"
"…We had swimming in 2nd peiod…" Takeru poined out
"Yeah, I know, so?"
"…it's the end of the day…"
"I still don't see your point." Hikari shrugged, "Anyway, I have big news! I've decided to let you be my boyfriend!"
"…"
"Arent you gonna say something?" Hikari asked.
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"Ok, I'm bored! SO, arent you SOOOOOO happy??" Hikari demanded.
"Kari I have a girlfriend already."
"WHAT???????" Hikari almost fainted….almost
"Yeah, I do, im sorry.
"But you have to be MY boyfriend!"
"Why?" Takeru asked , hurt.
"Because I said so!!!"
"…"
"HEY! WHATS UP?" Taichi asked running over to them, even though he should be in the highschool right now.
"TK wont be my boyfriend!" Hikari wailed, knowing her brother would pity her.
"But he cant be your boyfriend, Hikari!" Taichi said, shocked.
"WHY NOT??"
"because he'sMY boyfriend!" Taichi exclaimed, and he and Takeru started making out.
"But you said you had a GIRLfriend!" Hikari screamed.
"Who said Taichi isnt one?" Takeru asked.
Then Hikari had a nosebleed and fainted from loss of blood. And Taichi and Takeru kept making out, then skipped off into Yaoi Land to have a zillion "M" rated fanfictions made about them. And Daisuke found Hikari on the flood bleeding and they fell in love, but who really cares.
The End