LOL I don't know what this is. But I hope you find it at least a little entertaining!

Middle of nowhere aka Gozo, Matty's surely untidy room

Junia (appears magically and storms in without knocking): "Get up, we're going out!"

Matty (secretly busy vidding Klaroline): "Huh, how'd you get in here?"

Junia: "This is a Fan Fiction so I can make happen whatever I wanna make happen."
Matty: "Sounds like fun."

Junia: "It is. And guess what my plans are for today!"

Matty: "Letting me insult you 24/7?"

Junia: "Close. But actually I meant that we'll be paying Mystic Falls a visit."

Matty: "How are we gonna do that?"

Junia (pulling a portkey out of her bag): "Taa-daa!"

Matty: "That's the wrong fandom."

Junia: "Shh, doesn't matter. Let's go now. Accio Klaus."

Matty: "You mean Accio Tyler."

*they disappear magically*

Mystic Falls, random street

Matty: "Wow, It worked."
Junia: "Oh, look there's the Mystic Grill. Let's go there and get you drunk, we still need to find out what kind of Dan's drunk personality types you are."

Junia (thinks about it): "On 2nd thought, you're probably the sexual predator drunk anyway."
Matty: "Slut."

Mystic Falls, Mystic Grill

Bartender (to Matty): "Here's your cola."

Matty (goes all Stiles on him): "You mean Rum Cola, right?"
Bartender: "No, I mean Cola."

Junia (laughs)

Matty (kicks her)

*bar door opens, April enters*

Random person: "Oh look, there's April. I thought she was dead already."

Junia (has a fangirl attack): "Omg, Matty, look who's here."

Matty: …..

April (comes to the bar, looks at Matty like Stefan looks at his bunnies & flutters her eyelashes): "Hi"

Junia (almost dies of feels): "My OTP! I CAN'T!"

Matty (annoyed): "Stop trying to make Mapril happen. It's not gonna happen."

Junia: :-(
April: :-(

Bartender: :-(

Everyone else in the bar: :-(

Matty: -_-

*bar door opens again, Tyler and Caroline enter*

Matty: "Look, Forwood!"

Junia: "Meh. I want Klausy."
Matty: "Yeah but it's my birthday not yours so you're gonna make Forwood kiss now."

Junia: "But…"

Matty: "You promised."

Junia: "Busted."

Caroline (leans against the bar): "What are we going to do tonight, Tyler?"

Tyler (corners her there with his body and grins wolfishly): "I think I have an idea..."

*Tyler bends forward and Caroline wraps her arms around his neck. Forwood start kissing passionately and almost have sex in the middle of the bar*

Matty (fanboys really hard): "O M G"

Junia (yawns)
Matty (pulls her hair): "Now I want a Stelena Forwood double date."

Junia: "Why are you doing this to me?"
Matty (laughs evily): "Cause it's fun."

*bar door opens, Klaus enters*

Matty (wants to protest but is stoked by Klaus' impossible good looks): "Look who's here, Junia. Junia?"

Junia (gets pregnant and dies)

Matty: "That's a really sucky ending for a story."

Junia (recovers again): "You're right."

*Klaus throws Caroline a longing, hurt look and goes away again, to NOLA or sth*

Junia (sighs): "My 2nd OTP, aww"

Matty: "I'm still waiting for the double date"

Junia: "Loser"

Matty: "What did you just say?"

Junia: "I said: love ya"

Matty: "Good because it sounded like you just insulted me. Which you're not allowed to."

Junia: "Nevah."

*Forwood are still busy making out, Matty takes photos*

Junia: "We need to go now, people at home will wonder where we are"

Matty: "Idc"

Junia: "But if your mommy's worried about you she might search your internet history and find your twitter account…"

Matty: "Good argument, let's go!"

*They take the portkey and vanish; April sobs cause no Mapril; Forwood decide to get a hotel room*

- tHe EnD -