A/N: "Bob" is a character found in the original Pocahontas movie. He is an Englishman that does not have a mentioned name in the movie. Not wanting to exclude him, he has been titled "Bob."

Percy tries to eats Bob

Characters: Bob, Percy, Meeko, Flit, Thomas, Nakoma.

Plot: Can't you read!?

Setting: On a desert island in Meeko's mind.

(They have been stranded on a desert island for weeks. The sand is made of hardtack crumbs and only Meeko would eat it. That was their only food.)

Bob: (He is roasting in the sun) What are we doing here? The last thing I remember is making a deer sandwich for lunch.

Nakoma: What's a sandwich? We are in the early 1600's.

Thomas: I don't even know if we have sandwiches in England yet….

Meeko: Sandwich? Sounds good to me!

(Meeko looks at Bob with a tilted head, as if asking for a sandwich.)

Bob: Sorry, I don't have one with me.

Meeko: Oh, well….More hardtack for me!

(They all groan in disgust.)

Flit: I need something to eat. Is there nothing but hardtack in this place!?

Percy: (He Climbs out of a big barrel of rum he was hiding in.) What happened? I was hiding on the ship… (He looks at Bob and licks his chops.) Wow, a giant sandwich!

Nakoma: Run, Bob, RUN!

(Bob took off running across the sand with Percy chasing after him at a fast pace.)

Thomas: Should we help him?

Meeko: No, it's too fun watching them go.

Bob: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: Come here you little sandwich! I'm only going to eat every crumb of you! It won't hurt…much!

Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Percy jumped up and bit Bob's arm. He stumbled and they both went flying through the air. Percy still was holding onto Bob's arm.)

Nakoma: Gasp!

Thomas: Gasp!

Flit: Gasp!

Meeko: (Laughing hysterically) That's…That's hilarious!

(Thomas and Nakoma glared at Meeko. Meeko shrugged and turned to look at Bob and Meeko.)

Percy: Eww… You taste like hardtack!!!!! (He spits onto the ground and runs away from Bob)

Bob: Come back here you little drunk and see how much you like being bitten! (Bob runs after Percy)

Thomas: (He turns to Nakoma) Who will end it then?

Nakoma: (She shrugs) Why don't you? I should dump out that rum so Percy doesn't get tempted again.

Meeko: (Still laughing)

Thomas: Well, um…That's it for today! Come back next time to see if Bob actually bites Percy. (Turns to Meeko) How do we get out of your head?

Meeko: Just take the exit. (points to a door two feet away with an exit sign above it.)

Thomas: Oh…

Everyone: (Waves, even the still running Bob and Percy) BYE!