I got bored, and I hadn't seen any updates in the "Will and Grace" section of this site, so I got to writing. This is based on the theme song from "The Beverly Hillbillies", hence the title. I wrote this in maybe 10 minutes, so it may be bad, it may be good…. I don't care. Just read and review, please!
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Lemme tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Will
Who went for the Phils, and not the girls named Jill
And then one day, he met up with Grace,
But she got so embarrassed she had to hide her face.
('barrassed about the fairy, you know, Liberace + Grace?)
The next thing you know, he met up with Diane
Who made him so sad, he drank from all the cans
Then Jack make him dance, and wear better pants
And then his straight line turned into a slant.
(Gay he is, like Elton John and the Indigo Girls)