Entry 1
Arrived in Rivendell for Elrond's secret council. Lots and lots of dwarves. Some ugly man named Boromir wouldn't shut up. Aragorn asked me to sit down. He's just jealous that I'm hotter than him. Ended up volunteering for some sort of quest to help some vertically challenged and yet adorable man to throw a ring into a volcano. I swear Boromir was checking the poor guy out. However, think I am the hottest member of the Fellowship. Why does he not like me instead? I like me. I am hot.
Entry 2
Cahadras V. Easy to walk over. Aragorn and Boromir fought over which of them would carry the hobbits. Think that Boromir has a thing for Frodo. This is creepy. Going to go through mines of Moria as hobbits and silly men cannot walk over snow. I can. I'm cool.
Entry 3
Moria V. Creepy. Am convinced that Boromir stroked frodo's hair in the middle of the night. However I am not certain of this as it is very dark. I will keep a closer eye on him in future. Sam would not be pleased if he found out. In other news, Merry and Pippin seem to have a thing going on. Adorable!
Entry 4
Orcs attacked us. As usual, my hair stayed perfect throughout the fight. I'm so flawless. In other news, Gandalf killed by balrog. Hobbits used this as excuse to have a cuddle-fest. Boromir seemed to like watching them. The perv.
Entry 5
In Lothlorien. Haldir getting fat. Am much hotter than him. Had a sing- song with some old elf buddies. Had to stop and watch hobbits. Boromir getting far too friendly lately.
Entry 6
On river Anduin. V. Worried that the moisture will damage hair. I cannot pull off Aragorn's rugged look.
Entry 7
At Parth Galen. Frodo wanted some 'alone time'. Boromir vanished shortly after. Was v. concerned for Frodo. Heard several cries of pain. Am not quite sure what happened, although Frodo and Sam ran away together. How cute! In other news, Boromir dead. Merry and Pippin captured by orcs. Aragorn, Gimli and I decided to hunt some orc. Hair still perfect.