I don't own Harry Potter.

"The best way tell someone you don't like them is to text them '370HSSV 0773H' and tell them to read it upside down."

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To be honest when I realized that I'd been reincarnated I really didn't know where I had been tossed into. I certainly didn't realize that I was in a fictional story that I'd once read as a child and I sure as hell didn't notice exactly how close I was to the main character.

In my defense I was more than a little preoccupied with my new situation. Considering I'd never even believed in reincarnation in the first place I was, suffice to say, suitably horrified to realize not only was I a baby but that I was as far away from as home as I could get.

Quite frankly, now I know there's a reason why memories are erased when one is reincarnated.

Let me assure you, lovely readers of this amazing journal of mine, being aware that your about to be born is horrible. Being aware that your about to be born to a stranger is even worse. And being in this situation when in your previous life you were once a nurse in training, is completely, utterly disgusting and humiliating.

Let's just say that remembering that babies drank uterus fluid to practice using their digestive and urinary systems at that precise moment was not good for me.

I was still shuddering from the horror of it all months afterward. I think my 'parents' were worried I was having seizures or something but I managed.

Anyway it was such a huge shocker, realizing I'd been reborn, that I didn't even put up a fuss when some random nurse washed me off, and handed me off to someone who I assumed was my 'mother'.

Damn, I realized that I was going to have to learn everything over again. Double damn, I wouldn't even be able to wipe my own ass for while.

Hmph, I was just going to have to be an 'early developer'.

Next thing I knew I was torn from my thoughts when something was shoved in my face. It took me a while to realize the stranger was shoving her breast in my face.

Naturally I refused to drink it. I didn't care what the hell brought me here but their was no fucking way I was placing my mouth anywhere near another chick's breasts, whether or not she was my mother.

As the woman tried to feed me again, I began screaming loudly.

Fuck it, if I was going to go through this humiliation then I was doing it my way. I was going to survive on formula or die trying.

As I fell asleep after drinking the nasty tasting formula the nurse brought in after my 'mother' gave up trying to give me breast milk, a horrifying realization hit me.

There was still chance I might not be a girl.

Unfortunately, I couldn't fight of the urge to sleep and the checking of the gender had to be put on the waiting list.

This would be a very humiliating childhood, of this I was certain.

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