A/N: Instead of embarrassing myself and stressing out in gym, I'm writing fanfiction. Heck to the yeah C: I don't own... if I did there would be so much more PruCan. ~Amity
It was yet another meeting of chaos, destruction, and utter calamity. Germany was yelling at everyone to be quiet, Britain, France, and America were releasing sexual tension, Romano was cussing everyone out, and Russia was forcing everyone to become one with them.
Japan didn't notice, and if he did, he probably wouldn't care. He was completely focused on the DS, trying to see what attack his Pokémon should unleash on the first member of the elite Four. "Hey Japan! What are you-a doing, ve~" Japan looked up to see the happy Italian grinning down at him, trying to see what he was doing.
"Oh, herro Itaria. I am praying a game from my country, Pokémon." He showed Italy the Umbreon unleashing a crazy attack on to the unsuspecting Xatu. "It's super effective!" Japan smiled.
"Ve~! That little black cat thing is-a so cute~! What does it-a mean by effective~?" Italy asked. Japan shrugged.
"The black cat is my Espeon, and it's a kind of Pokémon, Itaria. By effective, it means that the attack did more damage than it normarry would because of the type of attack, the Dark attacks are effective against Psychic." Japan explained, though a little louder than he would have liked because of the loudness of the room.
"Ve~? Why would you-a attack a cute-a little bird thingy?" Italy said in a genuinely distressed tone. Japan shrugged.
"To win, and then you can go on to the next member of the Erite Four, and before you beat the Erite Four, you have to beat arr of the gym readers and correct arr of the badges." Japan explained, and Italy made a little 've' noise of comprehension. In the meantime, America had somehow broken free of the steadily intensifying sexual tension argument of France and Britain.
"Yo, Japan! What are you doing?" He loudly asked. Japan showed the dual screen device to America wordlessly to explain. "Oh, Pokémon? Dude, that game is for kids!" Japan scoffed.
"Yes, but... adurts can enjoy it too!" Japan pointed out. America laughed his signature annoying laugh as a vase crashed somewhere.
"I'm not judging you bro! I play it sometimes." He plucked the DS from Japan's hands and promptly finished off the Xatu for him, beating the first member of the Four. He whooped. "Hahahahaa! I'm the hero!" He shouted, just as everyone went quiet for some reason or another- probably because Germany had been reduced to smacking the table and shouting.
Germany shot daggers at the American, and a certain country with thick eyebrows voiced the question that was on everyone's mind. "What the bloody hell are you doing, wanker?" Britain mockingly asked the American country. America grinned.
"Pokémon! It's from my bro Japan's place!" He pointed to the expressionless yet smoldering country. France made a sort of 'onhonhonhon' laugh.
"Ah... I have heard of zat video game, non? It's for le petit garçon, oui." France said, in a condescending voice. America passed the DS to France.
"Dude, just try it out!" America urged, and France raised a perfect eyebrow. Gracefully accepting it from the pleading country, he sighed dramatically and started to play.
~Timeskip brought to you by Flying Mint Bunny!~
Much later, an annoyed France could not tear himself away from the DS. "Sacrebleu! Another defeat!" He yelled angrily, and America laughed. Again.
"Hahahaaa! I told you you'd think it be, like, totally awesome dude!" He crossed his arms. "The hero is never wrong!" Germany tapped his toes against the ground, annoyed. Japan was quietly wondering when he'd get his DS back and thinking about how much he had to restock on Hyper Potions, and Italy was humming something about pasta.
"Vell... zat's very nice, but we need to get zis meeting back on track..." Germany said again, and everyone else nodded. France shushed them.
"Nonon, let me finish just zis one... MERDE!" With the loudly uttered swear word, an Umbreon's death cry was heard. South Korea suddenly burst into the room, and noticing the upset country banging away on the DS.
"Aha~ Pokémon? You know, that originally came from Korea!" He chirped, and was met with glares from everyone else.
A/N Darnit this is like really short oops
Review to request what the countries should discover next! Amity out~ ~Amity