CH. 1

Sand, that's all I could see. It was all around me and for the life of me I couldn't understand how I had managed to wake up in a desert. One of minute I was sitting in my living room in my Captain America pajamas and matching Captain America hoodie which I am still currently wearing. It didn't make sense, I'm from Canada and there are no deserts there. Last thing I remember was that I was watching the latest agents of shield episode and that the power went off due to the thunderstorm going on outside. The power had flickered back on and I had tried to turn my TV back on; then it started to glow and that's all I remember. My life was officially messed up. Why couldn't I wake up in somewhere was populated with more than a couple of cacti and me. A girl could dream right?

I feel like I have been walking forever. The desert just seemed to go on forever. I swear that someone in the universe must hate me or something because this was just horrible. I pulled my phone out of my hoodie pocket and checked again for a cell signal even though I knew I wouldn't get one; I was probably miles away from civilization but for some reason every time I pulled my phone out I felt a little bit of hope wash over me. The sun was almost gone as it started to disappear under the mounds of sands before me when I felt a huge tremor shake the earth around me. Seconds later another tremor shook the ground then after that something exploded a few feet from me. The sheer force of the explosion knocked me down and I watched helplessly as more explosions went off around me. I tried to get to my feet but each time I was knocked back down by another explosion and they were getting closer. In the distance I noticed a tank and a few jeeps coming my way and that was never good. As I tried to once again get to my feet I was once again knocked to the ground but this time from something above me. I looked up to see a plain above me and it looked like they were trying to get close to me as possible without landing. I heard someone yelling towards me but another explosion went off in front of me distracting me and making me look towards the oncoming tank. I closed my eyes in fear and waited for my imminent death but that's when id felt a pair of arms wrap around me and pull me backwards. Just as I was going to open my eyes I felt myself being lifted and then suddenly I felt myself hit a cold metallic like surface. I opened my eyes to find myself in some sort of cargo bay area from the looks of it. I watched at the cargo bay door closed and proceeded to look around my surroundings. There were several different vehicles around me but what caught my eye was the bright red vintage corvette. All other thoughts left me as I stepped towards the beautiful car in front of me. I ran my hand down the side before stopping atop the hood.

"Don't touch Lola, please," Said a voice startling me and making me retract my hand.

I looked behind to find the most impossible thing imaginable thing I could even think of. Before me stood the one and only agent Coulson and his team save for agent Ward and May. Wait if they were here that meant May was flying the plane and that left Ward who must have been the person that grabbed me. Just as I went to look behind me I felt a hand land onto my shoulder and found myself looking up at a frowning agent Ward. I was kind of freaked at this moment so I did the first thing I could think of and that was to run and hide. I ran towards Lola and jumped into the backseat knowing full well that no harm would come to me as long as I was in this car.

"Why the hell did she just jump in your car," Asked a very confused looking Skye.

"Why did she even run, it's not like we're going to hurt her," Commented Fitz as he made his way over to me.

"I don't know that and as long as I am in Lola you can't touch me unless you want to feel the wrath of Coulson's taser," I yelled speaking to them for the first time.

"How does she know you carry a taser? And how does she know your name," Asked Skye as she crossed her arms.

"None of this is supposed to be real; I just want to wake up at home and find this to be one weird ass dream," I said on the verge of tears.

"Sir, it seems the strange energy source that occurred during the lighting storm in the desert appear to be coming from her; the equipment isn't wrong, she's our little anomaly that made the alarm go off," Explained Simmons now coming towards me with some weird machine.

"Uhm maybe we shouldn't go near the scared girl with the weird scary machine," Suggested Sky.

"Maybe we should discuss this were our guest can get more comfortable," Suggested Coulson speaking for the second time since I met him.

"I guess but Skye gets to escort me, she's the least likeliest to hurt me," I said nervously as I slowly got out of Lola.

I walked alongside Skye as Coulson led the way to a living room with little bedrooms to the sides which I usually I see the members of the show sitting here planning g what to do next or just relaxing. I sat down in a lone chair across from a couch were there was a glass coffee table sitting in between. I pulled my legs up against my chest as if watched the rest of the team stands around the couch were Coulson had placed himself. He stared contently at me before he spoke.

"Introductions are probably useless since you seem to already know who we are; my question is how," Questioned Coulson starring at me all the while.

"Well, it's kind of weird story and you guys shouldn't even exist but I'm kind of from another universe, like an alternate one were you guys are characters in a TV show produced by a comic book company were shield and the avengers are also comic book characters," I blurted out looking at the ground once I was done.

"How's that even possible," Asked Skye.

"Really your asking that; so far in the past couple of moths this world has seen aliens, Norse gods, a super soldier who was revived from being frozen before the second world war ended, a guy that can turn into a huge green rage monster and that there is also a organization plotting the downfall of the world so they can rule it with their super powered imbued soldiers of mass destruction," I said astonished that my situation was that weird coming from a girl that has seen super powered people and possibly weirder.

"she makes a good point there, this isn't really weird compared to the whole battle of New York situation; but I still want to run some tests to see if she is ok, who knows what that bloody electrical storm could of done to her," Explained Fitz holding some sort of scanner in front of him.

"I have to agree, but that doesn't explain how she came into our world," Said Coulson turning to look at Fitz as she spoke.

"All I remember is being in my living room in my Captain America pyjamas while I messaged my friend Chelsea while watching the new agents of shield episode with the weird Chitauri virus thing and there was a thunderstorm going on outside and then the power went out and then it flickered on but my TV didn't come back on so I went to turn it on and then it glowed and that's when I woke up in the middle of a freaking dessert; happy now," I said glaring up at the lot of them.

"You're being very truthful, why?" Questioned Ward crossing his arms and cocking as he continued to stare at me; which was becoming very unnerving.

"Well why wouldn't I; you're the good guys," I replied bluntly.

"Cool, so who's your favorite character," Question Skye smiling at me with excitement.

"What now," I asked a bit taken back by her question.

"Really, that's all you can talk about right now," Said Ward looking a tad annoyed at the moment.

"Skye leave her be, she's been through a lot today," Said Simmons as she placed a cup of tea in front of me.

"My name's Jessie by the way but you can all call me Jess," I said softly leaning back into my chair as I tried to get comfortable while being stared at.

"Well Jess Fitz and I would like to run some tests on you to make sure your ok," Explained Simmons.

"You're not going to use needles on me are you, I'm afraid of needles," I said looking at the young British agent nervously.

"There might be, we might have to do some blood tests just to make sure," Said Fitz who was still fiddling with device ion his hand.

"I guess, but I want my phone back," I said looking over at Skye.

"We never took your phone," Said Coulson still being calm as ever.

"Skye did, she took it out of my pocket while we were walking; I don't appreciate people stealing from me," I relied now starring at Skye who was now standing over by her computer a few feet away.

"Sorry, old habits die hard; I just wanted to see if there was anything on it that could be connected to the anomaly but all I found was numerous pictures of Captain America and other anime stuff," Explained Skye as she walked over and dropped my phone in my hands.

"Yes, I'm a cap fan and I like anime; I don't know anything about this anomaly ok or why I was attacked by those tanks," I said trying to look calm which was failing miserably.

"They were also coming to investigate the anomaly, we are still not sure who they are but it wouldn't surprise me if it was centipede, they have been tracking a lot of things we have lately," Said Coulson still watching my ever move.

"Well if the interrogation is over, why don't we take you back to the lab and get those tests over with," Interjected Simmons as she pulled me to the lab with Fitz in tow.

This had to be the weirdest thing ever. I still couldn't wrap my head around the whole idea I was in an alternate universe which happened to be the marvel's earth 199999 which was marvel cinematic universe. This was just too strange and the fact that I may be handed over to Nick Fury scared the hell out of me. I kind of wished that the Avengers new because that would be cool and then they would have their friend back. But maybe I was just over thinking this but maybe I wasn't. I watched Fitz and Simmons run around the lab as they looked over all the tests they had put me through, which surprisingly weren't that bad, even the blood test. Not long after Simmons told me that the tests were done and that she was going to show me to where I would be sleeping. My bunk was right next May's bunk which was kind of cool; well Agent May was cool, that's why she is my favorites female character but I wasn't going to actually admit that. My bunk was actually kind of comfortable but it still felt weird that I was walking around in my pajamas. I noticed that there was only six bunks which I brought up to Skye who explained that Coulson had a bed in his office and mine was just an extra one that was put in before Coulson decided to put a bed in his office. After Skye had left to go do her thing I started to wonder around and eventually I find myself in the loading bay. I couldn't help myself I had to sit in Lola again; the car had the most comfortable seats and its Lola, what Coulson fan wouldn't want to sit in her. Yes, I am a Coulson fan, it's kind of hard not to be he's so freakin cute. That's when I heard Coulson and Ward's voices coming closer, so I did the only thing I could and that was hide.

"Sir is it a wise decision to hand Jess over to director Fury?" Asked Ward who looked a bit perplexed.

"We have no choice, Fury wants to see what we found at the site of the anomaly; she'll be fine" Replied Coulson as he started to make his way over to Lola which made me panic a bit.

"Sir Director Fury is on the line for you in your office," Came May's voice over the intercom.

"Well it seems I have a call to take, we'll talk about this more later," Said Coulson before the pair of them left me to my thoughts.

For the love of Thor's hammer they were going to turn me over to SHIELD. There was no way I was going to let this happen, if it did I was probably going to become some kind of lab rat or worse they may use me for information to use against people in this universe. There was only one thing I could do to get out of this and there was only one person I knew who could help me, Skye.

Hey everyone, I hope you enjoyed my new agents of shield fic. I did a self insert because I didn't see a lot of them and there are hardly any romances with Coulson. I like self insert fics as long as there written right and not to weird. I hope you enjoy because the next chapter is going to be awesome. Also I accept helpful and constructive criticism as long as its polite and nothing vulgar or rude. I really hope you enjoy and please leave a review before you leave, later days my little duckies.