AN/ Actually...I don't know what a crack fic is...if you could tell me, lol! But thanks for saying it's a work of art:)
one day, Kovu was out side with Kiara and they were looking at the stars. But Simba didn't didn't want her to. So he called out from the lion cave.
"Kiara!" Simba called.
Kiara sighed. "What?!" she called back.
"Go get me the toilet paper!" Simba yelled.
"Oh, grate," Kiara said, as she rolled her eyes. "I hate when he runs out of toilet paper. And his poop stinks so bad!"
Kiara went back into the lion cave and gave some toilet paper to Simba.
"Kiara stay away from Kovu!" Simba demanded as he took the toilet paper from her. "Thanks by the way," he added.
"Why do I have to stay away from kovu?" kiara asked.
"Cuz, He's Scar's heir!" Simab yelled. But as he yelled he farted from his cat butthole.
"ew!" Dad!" Kiaara yelled.
Simba was embarrassed, but he didn't want her to know that he farted so he pretended like he had a heart burn. "Oh...ow!" Simb moaned, and he fell onto thre floor. "It's all kovus's faulyt! He's making me get heart burns caus he makes me stress too much! He needs to go!"
"Well, i'm in luv with kocu and! And don't think that if you act like you have a heart burn that i'll not know about you farting!" kira yelled. The Simba gave a shocked look at kirara.
Kiara walekd out as she glared at her dad.
the end