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It was a beautiful night for a walk clear sky, visible stars and full moon so i couldn't miss that opportunity. I took my burgundy-black coat and took off into streets. I really love times like this, but nothing is eternal, isn't beauty of moment lying in it's elusiveness. Back to the point after a while I saw a really unlikely situation an Oldman was strolling right into truck's path. Frightened I dashed and luckily (or so i thought at the moment) pulled him from death grasp.

"Are you okay mister?" I asked my voice trembling.

-"You are not who I wanted, but you will do for now, I hope, or this boredom will kill me." -he said unfazed.

-"What?"- I responded, then his red eyes started gleaming and i couldn't move.

- "What's your name boy, I want to know my saviour?"- he asked smiling.

I swallowed - "Salvius"

- "Good even name is sufficient, so now please think about what im going to do as a payment for you heroic dead"-he started smilling even wider and my world became full of colourful light, the last thing I heard was him saying.

-" Oh, between us I'm Zelretch, I hope u will have fun because im already enjoying it."- than Morpheus embraced me.


-"Hey wake up!"- some one shouted and i opened my eyes and jumped to my feet. After my vision adjusted I saw i was standing on some kind of watery surface and sky was torn in half one lightened by sun second covered in stars and moon.

-"What, where am i? The last thing i remember is that light and name Zelretch?- and than everything started to make sense. It's that old super powered vampire from Nasuverse, so king of trolls was saved by me or rather wanted me to save him so he could proceeded to make me his plaything that explains his comments about wanting someone and boredom. Before i could delve deeper in my thoughts new voice echoed again.

-"Ehem"-

- "Sorry, and yes?"-

-"From your blank look a while ago i can suppose that u know what's going on?"- said a person that i now see is and ideal copy of red saber maybe to ideal, i started thinking and as blush adored my checks.

-"Basically I become Zelretch plaything or like he says project."- I don't know if i should be happy or start panicking, at least i know something to push conversation as probably for now the best solution is to gather some information and than go nuts.

-"But tell me who are you, and where we are, please?"- i said as politely and kindly as i could.-" Oh and i know your not Nero, why, because there's no Umu."-

-"Again i was found too fast... couldn't you give me someone more dense Schweinorg-bastard"- She said sulking for a bit.

-" Yes, you are right partially"-

-"Partially?"- I prompted her to talk.

-" Yes you are practically screwed, but u know this if you know his name."- yeah she's right.

-"So who are you?"-

-"Alaya"-she responded sweetly bending sabers body in cute pose, luckily not to cute or i would faint from overheating.

-"ALAYA?"- I shouted maybe to loud looking at her covered ears.

-"Umu, one and only had he screwed u more than normally, that bastard."-Now named will of humanity responded.

-"OK that umu was nice and all, BUT WHERE ARE WE?"-

-"I see you are not as dumb as some of others."-she said as scowl marked her face probably because of me shouting again.

-" It's really nice you are asking so politely others would already go nuts."- she said taking a demeanour of someone who saw a nice deal of interdimensional playthings.

-"We are in close proximity of root. Umu that Root."-She added before i could respond.

-"OK"-I stammered-"So, why?"-i said after a loud "gulp".

-"Basically world is in danger, you are going to become my fully and first artificially made servant, help saving it and inherit true magic."-she said smiling moving my way and than added.-"No questions, perfect so good luck Even with A rank one you will needed it."- and than when she was centimetres from me she grinned and punched me into black vortex.

I could only shout-"What?"-and "Damn, you Zeltretch"- remembering that famous quote, now i know how it come into use, unfortunately first hand. And that's how Morpheus embraced me again.


I felt only pain my mind, soul and body breaking and reforming flooded with power, knowledge and strength. What ever she's doing to me stopped as soon as i started regaining senses. Then i opened my eyes and pain has come yet again as i looked into black, my mind flood with information yet again, and then it stopped when I noticed voice.

-"So, you are finally awake, I know root is what every magus wants to comprehend but i think its enough for now, as you may see or rather feel proces od alteration has stopped. Yes i know it's painful, but where are my manners."- and than saber face showed again this time in form of Arturia... in swimming suit?.

-"It such a honor to welcome you oh 6th and [Glimpser of the root] my first artificial guardian."- and than fireworks erupted from behind her and confetti dropped on us there was even a cake and table...?

-"Say, what?"-

-"Just look for your self my newly made hotie?" she said leaning and smiling cheekily in my way."I hope true saber is not seeing this." i thought staring at now much more revealed saber due to leaning.

Then a mirror appeared and i saw my self wow I'm really hot now (in my opinion, feel free not to enjoy). I still had my old height of 185cm but she got me swimmers build my red and brown hair made longer and braided in very stylish hair cut, kept by big hair clip at the back of my head made of black wood imprinted with silver rose pattern, but i also now have violet eyes placed in my skull that was adored by very fair young face that still had masculine features, thank god at least im not a trap-looking. I'm wearing black shoes and pants with silver belt some kind of mix between my old coat and oriental garments and also white shirt tied with black ribbon at my neck everything perfectly matching my new body type. I guess this are my casual clothes, because there's not much in protection department.

-"As i said earlier I made you into magician and servant, and i hope you like new look, but times up"-and mirror shattered-" you know desperate times and all that shit."- she said proceeding to slice cake, here presence darkening.-"So I done this before you could reject my offer"-

-"Wait so i had a way out of this"-I shouted again.

-"Yes?"- she added silently again.-"Why i even bothered giving him this power he could have killed herc like 4 times with one of this screams."- She muttered scowling at me.-"You know humanity extinction is a big pressure when you are made of it's will, so after more than 500 people rejecting my offer I lost my sanity a little bit?"-and she saddened with Arturias I haven't eaten enough of Shirou's cooking face.

Tell me how am I here again, oh yes "DAMN YOU ZELRETCH!" I mentally shouted and all bastards in all worlds sneezed at the same time in that moment. And then my thoughts were interrupted yet again.

-"And now after the dead you can't escape even with your newly acquired [Rule over concepts], yes that is name of you true magic."- She responded interrupting cake eating, that could also be a metaphore of my hope being raveged by fates fork.-"But you should know it by now."- as she said it my mind started overflowing with information but without pain it was like remembering something and than i understood everything all my skills and knowledge i acquired before and tons of many new. It's like my mind become a library, infinite archive.

Than humanity's will changed into Rin Tohsaka and took her lecturing pose number five. -"So now that you know everything and i think you understand that you can only go on with my plans."- to this i nodded of course not so enthusicaly, as she made Rin's overlord face.

-"I'm going to explain what you are going to do. You will be summoned as servant in like you named it Fate Grand Order world and fight in their singularities on the side of Chaldea that's about it. Have a good time. O and you may take cake with you, it would be a shame if you would have never tasted you own celebratory gift."-Then I got creeps as she used Tohsaka's evil smirk and started waving her hand in goodbye, now I know your pain counter guardian, I said as every Emiya was having feeling of being in deeeeep troubles, a beast waiting for their lives. And than felt a puling sensation in my chest and another portion of knowledge about my class and world im getting into poured into my skull.

-"So, it begins! Oh I almost forgot, your powers are based on your fantasies so you will be compatible!"-I heard her before I was transported again.

-"I hope he heard that."-(insert cute giggles).


Hello everybody this is my first story ever I hope you like it so far.

Please fell free to comment.

I'll try to answer questions, and yes im going to make character info page.

Sorry for all grammar incorrections and if some things and characters are out of their role.

Spoiler (Salvius's class is caster.) Please keep it a secret.


Omake: What was I ever thinking?!

The pulling was stronger and stronger giving me a sign that summoning is close to an end, but that wasn't most important thing right now, I can only think about my family right now "What the hell was I ever thinking, why have I ever got into this so fast, what made me to go with the flow? Was it power, desire of achievements or call of adventure? It's not relevant right now, because on thing is simple I left them alone. Parents, Grandma and Auntie ( the last one probably will kill me when she will hear of all of this, and then kill THAT BASTARD, in this moment one temperamental woman sneezed and one vampiric troll got Goosebumps of the year.)"- the dread overcome me at that thought-''But im also guilty i could at least fight this, but probably my nature of resigning myself got better of me."- than I heard him.

-"Oh don't be so down in the dumps. You truly think I'm as bad as to broke my toy so fast.''

-"Zelretch"- I hissed.

-"Yeah It's me a genuine article and what with this cold treatment? Aren't you pleased a bit with this opportunity of an adventure?- he said smiling. I couldn't even think how the hell he got there as I used my NP scream attack.

-''HAPPY?!''- critical hit Zelretch starts wincing in pain. It really must be some kind of noble phantasm.-'' Are you even thinking what my family must be going through, my aunt is going to kill us!''- last part came out in trembling voice.

-''Yes, she's quite..hyy?... temperamental for sure, but that is story for other occasion.''- So this troll knows her and not from good side nice one auntie! I cheered! And in this moment one woman felt accomplishment, one can only fell after helping some who he/she dearly loves. -''Now to the point we are running out time. Catch!''- and he throw at me ….a smartphone?

-''A phone?''- I asked confused.

-''Can you see something else here, not that I'm restraining you from worshiping my magnificence.''- he replied in deflated tone and cheered in second part.

-''Faster hell will be sizzling with ice.''- I and the phone added in unison. Once again critical hit, but this time he got better faster and like nothing happened continued his explanation, before I could ask about the voice.

-'' This ''kind'' spirit here is kaleidophone Ametrine Mark One, in short Ametrine, it will enable you to communicate with them and has some other functions plus it's your standard smartphone. I know I'm a genius please stop all this prizes.''-Zelretch said full o pride.

-"What are you waiting for Ame say hello to Salvius.''- he said happily after short pause.

-''Hello my new master, please forgive my moron of a father actions.''-said now named Ametrine in my hands in polite woman voice-''Ame! How can you?''

Than I interrupted.-''I see we have a common ground I already like you.''-

-''This feeling I assure you is mutual master''- said she in happy and kind voice.-''So how hard he screwed you?

-'' You know, world saving, reforming my whole entity, putting whole new magic on my shoulders and exiling me from my world.''-

-''Yet again I'm sorry for this moron.''- She said.

-''STOP IT! I knew I should have got sapphire or alternative ruby, they would be at least grateful for a chance of adventure.''-

-''But, I'm grateful, surely, that I won't be seeing your perverted face daily, daddy.''-Never have I thought that I would see this old troll cry and here the most satisfying spectacle is playing right in front of me, If only there was the popcorn but then the pull got harder.

-'' O our time is up, like I said my ungrateful daughter enables you to communicate with family, they think you enrolled into English university as my apprentice. By the way congratulations on advancing to be my pupil.''- he smiled evilly-'' Now I should celebrate taking such a talented man under my wing, so I'll take this cake.''- grabbed the package with treat I was not even destined to taste it seems and disappeared in flurry of light,before I could react. As soon as lights died out pulling got harder and the summoning fully began.