Snape's Diary
Entry no.1
Today the annoying smart alec Harry Potter and the stupid orange haired kid ignored me all day this summer. So I decided to turn them into disgusting fat little piggies. once that was done I t decided to raise them on my mother's farm and visit them every day. I decided to change their names, I changed the boy who lived name into daisy, and I changed the annoying orange haired kid's name into barney. I soon started to fall in love with daisy and barney.
Soon i deicded that they would cause me no harm contented and decided to turn them back into kids when, one day they kissed me with their pig tongues on my nose.
As soon as I turned them back they jumped right on top of me shouting bother, bother over and over again.
Soon my man diaper was full from worry. Daisy and Barney then left from the stench, but the memory will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Entry no.2
When the break from Hogwarts was over I returned to school to teach potions class. My self confidence died when I saw Daisy and Barney [who are now once again harry potter and orange haired kid.] As soon as class started they started throwing dwarfs at me and I flew from the room while the children were applauding.
Over the year they continuously got worse and worse. I decided to turn them all into fat chimps just to save myself. Unfortunately they just dressed me up in tar and threw me in a bucket of magical feathers. I am now writing this as a chicken on the way to KFC. I will soon to be turned into delicious meat.
These are my last words.
Sincerely,
Snape the potions master
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