The Awakening of the Force Generation

Authors notes: The new star wars film is amzxing I already watched it 15 times and I'm going to sea it another tine it is brillnat. But I have this stupid freind Mike who said it sucks cause it dont follow the Extended universe and that dinsey runied it! what!. This so much better then Extended universe I mean none of the storie in that made any snes and they all controdicted each other. Disney had to kill cause it was the suck! Disney have made Star wars 1000 time better like they did with HBODD and Marvel and I watch the orinetal films a million times. JJ Arbarms is a genius ands I make this fanfic as tibue and this story is also anti Exten uni. So no Etended Universe fans!

Jackrac Starstrider is an awsome jedi and bounty hunter he new all the cool moves and had awsome weepons. He worked for the good side but has a dark side that torments him. Hes like the guy in the witcher combined with Boba fette and Dath Mual. But he lived in the Extended universe and hatdted it. It was the lame nothing made sense, everthing conrodicited itslef like pepole who had died whould be alive again and the plots where so boring, all aload of boring poltics writen by old men who make like 50£ a week and think they rich. Which isnt anything cause I saw mah dad had over a thousnd in his bak and I thinked that we were rich. But than he told me that its not realy that mcuh money these days.

Anyway Jackrac Starstider was in a space bar and drinking than a guy came in and said "the emporer has bean cloned again and is trying to take over then universe" everbody scremaed and started looting and killing and raping everthing in panic. Jarack put his hand over his face and sayed "Go cant these Extended universe writers think of anythging orginal. At least Ill look cool while killing more stromtroopers and kicking the empores but".

He was going to his cool Spaceship which he had custum build like my gaming desktop but than a guy came over and said "Jarack dont I'm you son from teh future! Cause on the way there you will sleep with a hot sexy alein woman and get her the pregnants which make her evan hotter but you dye from a cosmic art attack beacue of so much organsm".

"Wow thats the way I wated to dye" said Jarack with and he walked faster to the ship and saw the hot alien woman and she was hotter then any model. "No Jarack if you do the expnded universe will get evan worse the writers made her so they can kill you off. They no the won't able to reist her. I end up fighting along cide her against the emporers son who turns out to be me half brother. Then I'm stuck in a ship with Jar Jar Binks and that gay robot and evrybody luths at me for going to battle with my mothers help, even Jar Jar lauths at me"

"Wow that really sucks and I wount whant mah son to be such a loser what can I do?" "Go back in time and stop the expanded universe from being made. Kill Mara Jade and Thorn so that the Extneded universe never happens and a better universe is mad instead." He gave Jarack the his time device and told me how to use it. But than the hot alein woman came towards him and she was so HOT. So his future son activaded the time deivce and sent Jarack to Torns time at the end of ROFDJ. Jarack found he was on Torns ship.

Than he herd Thorn giving a speech in the comand roomed, Jarak whent in and herd the sppech it was so boring. "Blah blah blah blah blah" and officers were falling asleep or deing of old age. A woman who whent thought pegnancy and gave birth and the child become an adullt and whent to collgae got a jub and dyed of old age and thorn was stilling giving speech. "Blah Blah Blah". So Jarak got missle luncher out and syed "I'm going to send you back to the smuffs" and fired. "Oh no I will not be able to enact poiltical plan" sayed Thorn and deaded.

All the milltary dudes where going to try and kill Jarak but he got out palns for the Starkiller ice planet Base. "This is evan more badass than the death satyr and it will kill all the rebels in one hit". They all thinked it was a brillant idea and stated looking at it. Than Jarak snuk away with his steath ablities. It was a good job he was in disuguase as he would looke like a traitor he was olny helping the empire to make sure the extened universe wouldt be back.

Than Jerack sole a ship to looked for Mara Jade. He knew what ship she was on due to recoards of the past. Than after an hour he stoped in a bar and saw her. She was drinkin and thinked alowed "Oh my what shall I do with my little old self. I do have to kill that there Luke Skywalker for putting me out of a job." Than Jarack came over "well howdy there, Ive aways relied on the kindess of strangers could you give me a lift to the empire". Than Jarak "No Im hear to kill you" said Jarack and he pulled his lightaber. "Well look what we've got hear a bounty an't nobody killed me, some fokes have tried. I'm there best fighter there ever is" Mara Jade said "Well I'm from the future and even better" so the erpic battle happened.

All teh bar started shouting "fight fight fight" and it was such an epic battle with suo much happening but it was quick like a thunder crash. It was over in secounds and Jarak had choped Mara Jade. "Gol darn I'll be gol danged, might could beat yall, yall rascal varmet" her head sayed and sher dyed.

Than everybody cheer and boardt Jarak drinks and he through he boady in the trash compacotr and had alot to drink. Than he whent into the future and was so drunk that he crashed his ship into a planet. Than he woke up the next day to see it being scavanged by a hot woman "what is name" he axed "My name is Rey and this my planet". She was very good looking.

To be countued