One normal Greenleaf day, everyone in Thunderclan were doing their normal average warriors things. Suddenly, Leafpaw burst into camp.
"HEY, CINDERPELT!" Leafpaw yelled with craziness in her eyes.
"What? What is it?" Cinderpelt exclaimed worrying something was wrong. Just then, Firestar padded out of his den.
"What's going on here? Is Shadowclan attacking?"
"I FOUND A NEW HERB!" Leafpaw screamed. All the Clan cats looked at her like she was crazy.
Which she was.
"That's it? That's all? You come bursting into camp, screaming your paws off, while we think it's an emergency JUST because you find a new herb?" Firestar scolded. "I'm ashamed of you. Go clean up Dappletail's moss and tend to her ticks."
"Wait Firestar, can Leafpaw at least tell us what the herb is, and then tend to Dappletail?" Cinderpelt mewed.
"Fine." He agreed. "Alright Leafpaw, tell us the herb."
Leafpaw pushed a pink bottle toward Cinderpelt.
"What the Starclan is THAT?" Cinderpelt exclaimed.
"It looks like a smoothly cut pink rock," A random Thunderclan cat meowed. "Is it?"
"Nope." Replied Leafpaw.
"It stinks of Twoleg. Is it a root of a new Twoleg plant?"
"Nope." She replied still.
"THEN WHAT IS IT?" All the clan cats yelled at once.
Leafpaw flashed them a crazy smile.
"It's…PEPTO BISMAL!
"What? What the Starclan is Pepto Bismal?" Cinderpelt asked.
"ENOUGH!" said a voice from the sky.
All the Clan cats looked up to see a strange cat come down/
"OMGZ ITS TIGERSTAR!" Leafpaw exclaimed.
"Oh noz! Tigerstar came back from the dead!" A random Thunderclan cat screamed.
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
"THE END IS NEAR!"
"I LOVE YOU LEAFPAW!"
"THERE'S NO TOMORROW!"
Just then, Tigerstar ate them all.
*BUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPP*