KYAH!!! NEW FANFIC, ZOMG!!!!
Got the idea from the Risembool Ranger chat. RED DAWN!!
Voodoo dolls are just awesome. That's why I write whole fanfic dedicated to there doomness!
Disclaimer: -being controlled by voodoo doll- A-ayumi Elric is not in possession of FMA, but she will be. You have b-been warned. –flops to ground twitching like it's being stuck with needles-
-----LIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!-
It was a strange day indeed. Someone has sent a whole box of plushies to Roy Mustang.
Roy was puzzled. Why the hell did he get a box of plushies?!
He looked around, then opened the box. First plushie he saw was an Edo plushie.
"Oh, greeeeat." Roy muttered, picking it up. He got an evil thought, and from his desk pulled out a tiny plushie sized miniskirt. Don't ask me why he has this.
He started taking off the plushie's pants, and on went the miniskirt. "Hmmm, looking good Fullmetal."
In Risembool, at the Elrics…
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! ED, TAKE THAT OFF NOW!!!" Ayumi screamed, pointing to Ed in horror, who was wearing a miniskirt.
Ed's eyes were dull. He blinked. "GAH!! WHY AM I WEARING THIS!!" He yelled, tugging at the miniskirt. He looked at Ayumi, horror in his eyes. "It won't come off!"
"KYAH!! THE HORROR!" Ayumi screamed, covering her mouth. She glared at the accursed miniskirt. "Hold on to something." She demanded.
"Huh?" Ed asked.
"HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, DAMMIT! I'M PULLING IT OFF!!" Ayumi yelled, her eyes glowing in anger.
"Eeep." Ed squeaked. He held onto the couch.
Ayumi grabbed Ed's miniskirt and started pulling. In seconds, Ed was desperately clinging to the couch, completely horizontal in the air, as Ayumi pulled madly.
"IT WON'T COME OOOFFFF!!!" Ayumi yelled.
Ed lost his grip, and they both went crashing into a wall.
And back in Central…
Roy had gotten bored of the Edo plushie, and had moved on to a Riza and Roy plushie.
"Oh Colonel Mustang, you so cuuute! I love you so much!" Roy made the Riza plushie say, clinging it to the Roy plushie.
"So, you finally fallen for my charms, haven't you Riza?"
"Oh yes Roy! I love you so much…be with me!"
"Of course! Shall we screw each other at about…8:00 tonight?"
"I'll be waiting with whipped cream, my love." He made Riza plushie make out with Roy plushie and prance out of the room.
Roy sighed dreamily. "Wouldn't it be awesome to really have that conversation?" He said aloud.
Just then…
Riza burst into the room. Her eyes were dull, looking hypnotized. "Oh Colonel Mustang, you so cuuuute. I love you so much!" She exclaimed, clinging to Roy.
Roy blinked. "So…you finally fallen for my charms, haven't you Riza?" He recited.
"Oh yes Roy! I love you so much…be with me!"
"Of course! Shall we screw each other at about…8:00 tonight?" Roy asked, excitement in his voice.
"I'll be waiting with whipped cream, my love." Riza made out with him and pranced out of the room.
Roy stared after her, then lifted up the box of plushies with tears of joy running down his face. "THANK YOU!!!" He shouted to the ceiling.
---LIIIIIIIIIINE, EEEEEEE!!!---
Okay, that was random. Buuut, it had to be done. And if not by me, then by who???! Dun answer that. Anyway, REVIEW!! They make me feel so good…and I like counting them! Not the bad ones though, I ignore those.
MUFFINS!!!