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if you haven't watched avatar the last airbender or any other show in this you should, I mean If I reference it, it must be good
~100% Dan Green approved :D~
Voices~
Aang~ high~pitched or girly if you prefer
Zuko~ any version of manly will do
Train~ a cooler version of the voice you choose for zuko
Appa~ anything you want as long as you follow what is written
Sokka~ slighty less cool version of the voice you have chosen for zuko
{when he complains about the life the universe and everything, complain about anything, good day}
Bakura~ any pitch you want along as it's british
Toph~ a slightly manlier version of sokka
The Moon~ explained in the dialogue
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Now Enjoy....if you dare dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuunnn
Now please enjoy your crappy anime cartoon, just kidding! or am i dun dunnnnnnn
no seriously enjoy
~warning~
this may involve pant wetting or loss of life reminder we are not responsible for any pet wetting or loss of life now enjoy...sersiously..go...get out of here...out of the creators sight...produce!
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~Avatar The Last Airbender Talk Show Episode 1, With Guest Appearances of Bakura and Train and Timmy's Dad~
Zuko and Aang enter the screen on Appa, As they are currently trying to gain the firebending powers of the dragons.
"I don't know why, but I thought this bison would go alot faster..." Zuko stated in that negative tone of voice of his.
"Well Zuko we usually start things off with a more upbeat attitude" Aang happily added his two cents on the matter.
Zuko mumbles to self.
Train jumps up and lands on Appa. "Hey Svenny-baby I though you said there was milk up here?!" Train looks around and notices Zuko and Aang. "Who are you guys?"
"rawr rawr rawr I don't like you rawr rawr rawr" Appa bluntly replied in way of recognition.
"Hmm Appa doesn't like you very much, and I usually listen to my friends so you must be a bad guy" Aang said, again, in that ridiculously happy high-pitched voice of his.
"What? but I'm not a bad guy!" Train said defensively.
"Well...if appa cleans you like he does to zuko then you are a good guy" Aang said, as if in deep thought.
"...So that's how you judged me..." Zuko said in reponse to Aang's previous comment.
"Well yeah actually, it took me awhile to realize that though, because I gave into peer pressure" Aang turns to the camera. "Don't give into peer pressure kids"
"Who are you talking to?" Zuko said, as if he clearly didn't know he was on T.V.
"Um You know the fans, who make the weird relationships like Azula and Ty lee... Me and You..."
"Oh....them...." Zuko said in a way that says I hate you.
Train decided it was time to say something. "Oh those fans, the ones who make the already weird and creepy relationship between me and creed, even worse...and weird?"
"Who are you?" Zuko said, finally realizing Train's presence.
"Hey that reminds me, you still need to answer my question..." Train said in response.
"Oh yeah, I'm Aang"
"Hello, Zuko here"
"Train Heartnet" Making his cat like grin. "To the fans wink wink I'm single ladies"
"So how did you get on the flying bison?" Zuko asked.
"That's easy, you never left the ground..." Train replied
"Oh..." Aang looks down. "I guess not..."
"Argh, why did I join you again?!" Zuko said, obviously frustrated.
"Because you...why did you join us?" Aang asked, obviously confused.
"Because....curse you Mike and Brian!" Zuko shouted.
"Hey this is a PG show!" Aang yelled in response.
"Then why do older kids watch our series?" Zuko asked.
"Uh..." Aang said.
"Why is the war and government conspiracy in the so called PG show?" Zuko asked.
"Uh I don't know! I'm just a 12 year old kid" Aang starts or continues whining, whatever you think is happening.
"Hey wait a minute your older that the tv rating get out of here!" Zuko yelled.
"But so are you! Whine!" Aang says in response.
"Tough Cookies! I'm the main character now! Henceforth! This show will be called Zorc and Pals!" Zuko proclaimed.
"Whine." Aang said.
"Hell to the no! Biatch!" Bakura appeared out of nowhere. "That's my show, I copyrighted it!" Bakura punches Zuko off the suddenly flying Appa, sending him flying into the ocean twenty thousand feet below. "There I'm the main character now!" Bakura laughs maniacally.
"But you only killed the new side kick, and there's like 14 million more, I'm still the main character..." Aang whispered, still loud enough for Bakura to hear though.
"Oh" Bakura walks away in uddder defeat.
Zuko gets back on the suddenly motionless Appa. "Man that's the third time that's happened to me...even Naruto tried to kill me...oh and Ichigo from Bleach..."
Sokka appears randomly next to Zuko. "Only three times? It happened to me 28 times!, most were by fangirls, and Sakura from Naruto, apparently saying she has small boobs is offensive or something...., but anyways I'M a player."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Your not even supposed to be in this episode!" Zuko says in anger.
"Oh I'm not. Am I?" Sokka takes out the script for said episode, "See check it"
"Damn you! You rewrote the script?!" Zuko yells in even more anger.
"Whoa! What happened to being PG?!" Aang says in horror.
"Blame Sokka! And we were originally supposed to be PG but after that government conspir~" Sokka interrupts Zuko.
"Actually I didn't do that....Katara got together with the rest of the girl~" Zuko interrupts Sokka.
"Even my sister?!"
"Surprisingly yes...apparently they are really good friends OFF screen and by really 'good friends' I mean 'have sex'...." Sokka turns to the camera. "And no fangirls, don't get any ideas, because it's happening as we speak...."
"Shock, cunfusion, teen angst, emo swimsuit edition!" .....Zuko is shocked...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Aang takes a deep breath. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! My virgin ears!"
"...Can I kill my sister now?" Zuko asks, still shocked.
"Well actually Zuko, in the commercials for our new movie" Aang turns to the camera and says in a dramatic voice. "SOZIN'S COMET, THE FINAL BATTLE" Aang turns back to Zuko, and says in his normal high pitched voice. "It appears YOU are on the verge of death and not this so called sister of yours 'Azula'" Aang says in a matter of fact voice.
"Dammit!!! RAGE!!! Rage is all I have left!!!" Zuko takes script from Sokka. "Let me see that!!!!....Oh Damn..."
"What?" Aang asks.
"Mike and Brian contacted the fangirls..." Zuko says in a whispered tone.
"GASP!" Aang and Sokka say in unison.
"Those gasping mice are right son! you are way out of line!" Timmy's Dad randomly appeared very quickly, and as quickly as he came, he disappeared.
Everyone stares unblinkingly and wide-eyed at the space where Timmy's Dad appeared and disappeared for about ten minutes.
"Hey Guys shouldn't we continue the episode by now? The fans are getting tired of watching you stand around and do nothing..." Train points out.
"...Sure....we'll play your sick twisted game you sick twisted little 'cat man'" Everyone, minus Train, says in unison with big fake smiles on their faces.
"Just for that" Train steals the script and reads it. "I am so watching the show now...." Train says with an evil smile. He then proceeds to hop off Appa and walk off screen whistling.
Aang, Zuko, and Sokka look at each other. "Uhhhh what the beep just happened?"
Zuko upon realizing what happened in the last 20 minutes said. "God Dammit! He stole the script!"
"Shouldn't you stop swearing before the creators really kill you off?" Aang asked Zuko.
"Hey wait you swore to..." Zuko told Aang.
"Uhh no I didn't" Aang replied.
"Uh yeah yeah you did..." Zuko said.
"Uhh NO that must have been the other last airbender..."
Zuko takes a deep breath and says."What the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"TWENTY MINUTES LATER" The narrator from Spongebob Squarepants says.
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" Zuko takes a deep breath. "Emo phase complete" Zuko takes another long, deep breath. "How in the hell can there be 'the other' last airbender? when you're the 'last' airbender?"
"Whine" Aang says.
Sokka quietly slips off screen.
Zuko takes a deep breath. "Damn the creators, damn them to hell! Damn them and their floozies they call girlfriends! Damn them and their descendants! Damn damn damn rage damn daisies damn damn damn beavers damn Katara damn damn Zutara damn damn cleaning products damn damn grandma's cookies damn damn adolescent ninjas damn damn 4kids"
"ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES LATER" The narrator from Spongebob Squarepants says.
"AND DAMN DAN GREEN STRAIGHT TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL! huff wheeze damn gasp wheeze damn sigh" Zuko finishes his multiple rants of nothing.
Aang has a look of shock on his face. "Ooookkkkaaaayy....I'll go get you help Zuko."
"I don't need your f***ing tween help!" Zuko yells.
"...I'll save you little buddy." Aang daringly says.
"Don't ever say that to my face again." Zuko says, preparing to go into another rant if he does.
"Why not little buddy?" Aang dares to say again.
"....Because" Zuko takes a deep breath.
"Meep" Aang says, realizing his mistake.
"F***ing beep beep beep on a beeping beep of a beeping sandwich with triston the dinosaur aka barney on top with beeping beep on top!...and your mama" Zuko says ending his rant.
"Is that so?" Aang says, yet again with a look of horror on his face.
Zuko takes a deep breath. "Yes"
"You hate me and my mom" Aang replies.
"Oh no, the fangirls are making me say this....so shut your face" Zuko says tartly, referring to Mike and Brian contacting the fangirls.
"But I love you!" Aang says.
"Oh hell no" Zuko puts duct tape on Aang's mouth.
Train comes back. "The creators asked me to fix the script...so it's 'normal' now..." Train smiles. "Now we can continue with the episode"
"Actually we can't because of a certain someone cough! Zuko! cough!, we ran out of time" Aang says.
"What in the hell happened to the duct tape?! And it's not entirely my fault!" Zuko says.
"Oh sweet naive Zuko, there is no quote unquote 'tape' in Avatar the Last Airbender" Aang directs his attention to the fangirls and says in dramatic voice, "Trademark" Aang then turns to Zuko and says in regular voice. "Now this on the other hand" Aang takes out the video game. "Exists in Avatar the Last Airbender" Aang the says to fans in a dramatic voice. "Trademark" Then to Zuko in regular sing-song voice. "Buy it and play it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!"
"Shock!... Okay... Now allow me to offer this as a rebuttal" He takes a deep long breath. "GO TO HELL AND ROT FOR ALL I CARE!" Zuko storms out.
"Well everybody we ran out of time, so remember I'm the hottest character in this show~" Aang interrupts Train.
Aang yells. "You're just a guest!"
"GOODNIGHT DETROIT I LOVE YOU!" Train completely ignored Aang, and disappeared in a puff of milk.
"....SHOCK! After thought: I hardly got any screen time.... I'm gonna go complain about it" Aang takes out machine gun, "MIKE! BRIAN! I'D LIKE A WORD WITH THE TWO OF YOU! and to offer some 'incentive', and by incentive I mean your lives, to bow down to my demands, say hello to my little friend, her name is Susan" Aang giggles girlishly, and pets "Susan", then walks offscreen.
Sokka shows up kissing Toph for no adequatly explained reason. "THIS IS FOR YOU FANGIRLS! GOODBYE VIRGINITY! AND GOODNIGHT OKINAWA!"
"You asshole we are apparently in Detroit!" Toph slaps Sokka. "You can lose your virginity some other day!" Toph walks off screen.
"Moon why did you betray me!" Sokka asks of the moon, when it is clearly daytime.
In a deep, gruff, manly voice the moon replies. "Because your an ass!" The Moon strikes him down with a bolt of lightning.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah This is quite painful" Said as if he is in no pain at all, then resumes screaming as if he is in extreme pain. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Sokka continues screaming in this so called pain.
The animation budget runs out.
Fades to Black.
Black screen.
"Dammit! Am I doomed to burn for all eternity?!" Sokka shouts.
"YES!!" Every other cast member including Train and Sven shouts back to him.
"But why?!" Sokka asks in a whiny voice.
"Because...your a.... 'PLAYER',you couldn't just settle for the moon you had to set your sights on a twelve year old blind girl and every other whore you met on your adventures...well goodnight-"
Sokka is complaining about life the universe and everything in the background.
"-everybody, I'm surprisingly happy even though you can't see it I am smiling"Zuko walks away, disregarding sokka's protests to being doomed to eternal hellfire.
"Now to my girlfriend Ty- I mean Mai because that's my girlfriend's name Mai not Ty Lee because I don't even know why that thought crossed my mind, I want to have sex with Mai not Ty Lee, and definitely not both of them at the same time" Zuko pauses. "Yeah that would be the day...Both of them...Same time...Me...Who's the player now asshole?!" Zuko laughs maniacally.
THE END?!
"That would still be me, because at least I go after girls" Sokka responds as if nothing about the moon has even happened.
"Hey! Mai is a girl! In case you haven't noticed Ty Lee is all woman and so is Song and even that Jin kid...I think..." Zuko says as if unsure.
"Hah! At least I know that the girls I date are girls! Even the 12 year old...man that was the best time in bed yester- I mean..." Sokka says.
"Okay fine! Maybe I don't know about one of them..But the rest of them have girly parts!" Zuko shouts back.
"Jeez 'girly parts' Zuko? Jeez how old are we, five? At least I have the balls to call them boobs...jeez" Sokka laughs "'girly parts'"
"Shut up man! at least I have a mother!" Zuko replies in a desperated attempt at a comeback.
Aang pops up. "Ohhh Zuko...noooooo" Aang disappears.
"What?" Zuko asks, already dreading what he just said.
"You son of a bitch...At least we know what happened to our mother" Sokka and Katara say in unison.
"Yeah she's dead" Zuko says.
Train pops up. "Ohhh Zuko Noooo" Train disappears.
Zuko turns around. "What?"
Sokka and Katara say in unison "Bastard!" They charge at him.
Zuko turns around to see Katara and Sokka tackle him to the ground. "Holy Shit!"
Train and Aang pop up in the forground and it's implyed that animation returned....don't ask when because I don't know either...just go with it.
"WASN'T THIS A PG SHOW?!" Train yelled in a desperate attempt to drown out the noise in the background.
"..YEAH TIL AT LEAST EPISODE 37 OR SOMETHING...!" Aang is also doing the same thing.
"WELL EVERYONE I'M OFF TO WATCH MORE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!...I'M TRAIN HEARTNET...~" Train gets interrupted by Aang.
"AND I'M AANG THE LAST AIRBENDER, ALSO KNOWN AS THE AVATAR ALSO KNOWN AS THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS THE AVATAR ALSO KNOWN AS FERGIE AND ALSO KNO~!" Aang gets interrupted by Train.
"THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT! ANYWAY SO LONG FROM WHEREEVER WE HAPPEN TO BE! SEE YA NEXT TIME ON THE TRAIN HEARTNET SHO~" Train once again gets interrupted by Aang
"UNDERPANTS!" Aang randomly shouts.
NOW IT'S THE END
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! SVENNY~BABY I WANT MY LAWYER! CLAIM SEXUAL ABUSE!" Train shouts as the screen fades to black once again.
....okay....NOW The Narrator looks around for any possible disturbance. It's the end.
Hurry get out of here before the episode gets dragged out even further! I beg you!...Although I do get paid by the word...So feel free to stay... The audience makes a chirp chirp sound.
Dammit...Oh thats another word oh that's another hundred! haha talking to myself and making money!
I'm making money all over the place!
The cameramen run in terror and the story finally comes to a conclusion...We shall all hope...
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If you got confused during any part of that most of the quotes and stuff came from abridged series on youtube and stuff like that....
and Train only thinks he owns this show... what a shock he'll receive next episode.....
Oh this story was not mean't to offend any one, espicially not Dan Green and Mike and Brian! I seriously love you guys!
And I'm a very sarcastic person, so If I made any of the characters look ridiculous it either means I don't like said character or I really like that character and can't help but make them act ridiculous....
I refuse to make another chapter til next week, because my editor made fun of my very being... just kidding just kidding, I love my editor.