Anyone who thought I wasn't going to go here eventually is either and idiot, or just hasn't been paying very close attention. Possibly both actually. At current this story will be updating whenever I so decide, which means it could go a month with no update then get ten chapters in one week. If the show can do it so can I!
Oh, can someone tell me why the hell Stevonnie isn't listed as a character in the Steven Universe category? I'd understand if it was because she was a fusion, but Opal and the other gem fusion are listed so what the hell?
Now, let's get this out of the way right fucking now. I refuse to write 'they' and 'them' in reference to Stevonnie. I'll be using female pronouns for three sets of reasons. 1: She looks and sounds more feminine than she does masculine. 2: Taking it mathematically, Stevonnie is literally half Connie and half Steven, and Steven is literally half Rose, making Stevonnie three parts female and one part male. 3 (and the real reason around which the other two arguments were made): She reminds me of Nani from Lilo and Stitch.
I'm aware she's a hermaphrodite (for awhile I assumed she was a futa/D-girl/C-boy until I realized that she's literally a boy and a girl jammed together, and would have both parts. And yeah, we know they'd have both parts because all fusions have extra body parts, even if it's as subtle as Garnet's third eye or Stevonnie's duel set of genitals), and is equal parts male and female, but I'll be using the words 'she' and 'her' for simplicity, okay? Good. With that in mind, let's begin.
"Are you really sure you're ready for this?" Steven asked. He wanted it to, he wanted it a lot, but he didn't want Connie to feel like she had to if she didn't want to. Connie nodded, smiling warmly at him. "Of course I do, you know that." She said with a giggle. Steven chuckled, he supposed he did know it, especially with how worked up Connie got when they spent too long apart from each other.
They weren't exactly doing this spur of the moment either. They had been thinking about it for weeks, almost two months actually. They talked to the gems about it, they'd talked to Steven father and Connie's parents, and, after quite a bit of negotiation, they all agreed that they were ready to do this when and if they wanted to do it, and that they would be supportive when and if they did.
And they both really, really, wanted.
Steven nodded, taking Connie's hands. The dance wasn't really necessary at this point, they were so in sync they could just do it whenever they were touching now, which had come in handy on a few gem missions, but they liked the dance, and it made it feel more real, more special. Steven played the same song they danced to the first time they did it, and they began to dance.
It couldn't quite be said that they were dancing gracefully, their movements were quite spurratic and unpredictable by anyone but each other, but they were themselves, dancing together as one, spinning and twirling and laughing and grabbing onto each other. The song neared its conclusion. Steven pulled Connie close, spinning her, and pulling her into a kiss.
Their bodies began to glow as the song ended, merging together, becoming taller, curvier, and stronger than either of them. The light faded, and Stevonnie sighed happily, stretching out her limbs. She would be around for a long time now.
"Wow, you guys really went and did it huh?" Amethyst asked, smiling as Stevonnie entered the house. It had been decided that Stevonnie would stay there, as Connie knew how unfamiliar her parents were with anything mystical, despite the town's constant suggesting that everyone familiarize themselves with it.
Stevonnie nodded, grinning wide. Pearl gave them a slightly skeptical look, which neither of them appreciated, but they knew she was just worried for them. "Just be careful okay?" Pearl said. Stevonnie nodded, "We will."
Garnet, unsurprisingly, was the most excited for them, smiling happily. She'd given them tips on how to handle being fused for long stretches of time when they first brought up the topic to everyone, "Remember, you won't un-fuse when you fall asleep this time." She reminded them, "And the longer you stay fused, the harder it'll be to stay apart when you un-fuse, so if you have any doubts about staying together like this, it's better to stop sooner rather than later, or you could end up trapped in your fusion."
Stevonnie nodded, "We know, we know." Garnet gave a slightly smug grin, an unfamiliar look for her. "You keep saying we, so I suppose it's safe to assume you're only in the first part of fusion. It'll feel like that for awhile, like you're two minds in sync controlling one body. But if you stay fused for long enough, we will turn into I. You'll be one being. One mind, one body, one form that you both loves, and that can love whatever she wants, forming her own opinion even if it's different from both of yours. Be ready for it."
Stevonnie grinned wider at this, stars appearing in her eyes at the thought of this happening. It didn't frighten either of them, it excited them. That was exactly what they wanted. Garnet could tell this from the look, and chuckled, "And if there's anything, a topic, a location, anything you aren't in sync on, it'll be harder to stay together, and easier to stay together if you can hold together through it. Just don't be ashamed if anything goes wrong."
"Don't worry Garnet." Stevonnie said with a smile, "We've been preparing for this. We don't have any secrets from each other, we know everything about each other, even the embarrassing things. We're ready, nothing will go wrong."
It took precisely three hours for something to go wrong.
The rest of the day had gone fine. Stevonnie practiced fighting with sword and shield, as in the past she'd proven only okay at balancing Steven's defensive skills and Connie's offensives ones during battle. She practiced on the beach against a holo-Pearl for the rest of the afternoon, then spent the remaining hour of daylight just running around happily on the beach, her new, more improved speed and endurance proving endlessly entertaining.
Afterwards, Stevonnie was sweaty and needed to wash up. Her first instinct, or more specifically, Steven's first instinct, was to clean up by going swimming in the ocean, but Connie's mind knew that A: It was late and they could get hurt and B: Swimming in the ocean wouldn't make them not smell bad, it would just make them smell a different kind of bad.
Stevonnie decided to go shower, heading into the bathroom, undressing, and stepping into the shower. She turned on the hot water and enjoyed the feeling of it washing over her body for a few moments before starting to wash herself off. Stevonnie paused when she started to clean below the waste, suddenly fascinated with the sight of what lay there.
Being a fusion, and a fusion of a human male and a human female no less, Stevonnie had both sets of lower body parts, having both a member with testicles and a pussy below them. After only a second or two of looking, Steven's reflexes took over and Stevonnie looked back up, blushing hard. Steven had always been more on the innocent side, never even touching himself. As it turned out, there was in fact one thing that the two of them had not shared with each other.
'Maybe just a peek..' Stevonnie thought, Connie's curiosity abut her new body taking over. Stevonnie looked back down, staring at her member. As her gaze lingered on it, it began to grow hard, starting to rise to attention. Stevonnie gasped in surprise. "It's growing!' She thought, intrigued.
A few seconds passed as Stevonnie watched her growing member. It rose to nine solid inches, and left Stevonnie even more curious than before. 'I'm gonna touch it.' She though resolutely, reaching down. Her hand froze, Steven's influence again. 'Connie..we shouldn't.' He thought.
Stevonnie's hand moved down again, 'Let's just try it.' Connie thought, 'You can touch mine to.' 'It's wrong!' Steven thought. 'No it isn't, it's our body, we can do what we want with it.' Connie thought as Stevonnie gripped her member. Stevonnie shuddered, not expecting it to feel good right away. No way she was stopping now.
Stevonnie began to move her hand up and down her length, moaning as she felt her hand pump slowly over her shaft. She went slowly at first, then gradually picking up speed until her hand was a blur as it jerked her stiff cock.
Steven couldn't think of any argument for Connie's words, not to mention how good this felt. Stevonnie's other hand moved down, playing with her balls for a few seconds before going even lower and rubbing her pussy gently. She moaned aloud, groaning as her fingers pushed inside curiously. Stevonnie moaned louder, her hips bucking reflexively against her hands for more pleasure.
Stevonnie's member leaked pre-cum, and her pussy drenched her fingers. This only spurred her to keep going, feeling the pleasure building up, rising towards something, something she wanted and refused to go without. Stevonnie moaned louder, not even thinking about staying quiet as she pumped her hands along her cock and into her pussy, her body tensing up slightly as she got closer and closer.
She felt her member begin to throb and twitch, and her pussy tighten up around her fingers as she reached the edge, crying out in bliss as she came from both parts, coating both hands, slumping against the shower's far wall. Her hands were out of the water's steam now, and so the cum wasn't washed off her hands. As Stevonnie caught her breath, curiosity arose in her again.
She brought both hands to her face and began to lick them, tasting the two kinds of cum. The cum from her pussy tasted better, sweeter and more pleasant, but the cum from her cock felt better going over her tongue and down her throat, so warm and thick and satisfying. This was interesting information, and Stevonnie marked it down in her mind for later.
As Stevonnie exited the shower and began drying off her body, her two halves closer now than ever before, she began thinking about all she could do with both of her sexual parts. 'Since we've got both..we can have twice the fun of a normal person!' Stevonnie thought with a grin, her excitement swelling, only stopped when she dressed and exited the shower, realizing that, while Garnet and Amethyst understood, Pearl was going to need an explanation for the moaning that had been coming from the shower.
Firstly don't expect every chapter to be this long, most will average out around 1000-1500 words, unless you'd rather the updates actually be limited to one a month.
Secondly, a few words on Stevonnie's powers. Due to her biological makeup, I've determined that she can summon Rose's shield/bubble, has her float-jumping, healing spit, and can be stronger/more durable than a normal human, but still needs food, sleep, etc. She can't regenerate, can't shape-shift, and can't use her mind-powers.
Finally, I've already got multiple ideas for this. Honestly, Pearl is the only character I don't have an idea for. And of the ideas I do have, many of them are kinda fucked up, ranging from the slightly fucked up you get in any lemon fanfiction, to the bizarre fucked up you can't get anywhere else. I'm unsure how much of it I'll put in. I'm Sinful Nature, sure, but I don't want to start scaring people.
What kinds of ideas would you like to see in this fic? And for that matter,what ideas do you think I should stay away from, and would you like me to go a little more into detail about the ideas I've got so you can decide which ones you would and wouldn't like to see?