"How did a Youtube video about cashews turn into an intense fierce debate about the psychological ramifications of Armageddon?" asked Makoto looking down at her smartphone.
"I don't know, comments are like that" replied Usagi. Chibi-Usa walked by giggling, implying she was behind the trolling.
Usagi and Makoto were walking down the streets with Luna. Luna suddenly heard some of her kind behind a car. She saw one of her kind stuck and helped her out. An orange cat with another planetary symbol on its forehead came out.
"Oh no, the kitty was behind the car it's so sad Lita what are we gonna do? Why am I calling you by your English name?" said Usagi, wailing.
"Calm down. The kitty's fine!" said Makoto picking up the cat and nuzzling her nose against it.
"I didn't even get my Pusheen ringtone!" said Sailor Moon (Usagi) crying.
"Listen, Usagi, the CAT IS FINE!" shouted Sailor Jupiter (Makoto).
"Really? COOL! REALLY COOL! What's her name?" asked Usagi.
"I'm Rallassa Taracam. Also known as-SAILOR CELORBIA!" said the orange cat. The cat transformed into a beautiful orange skinned neko-girl with cat ears.
"What do you like to do?" asked Usagi, in shock.
"I'm from Planet Celorbia. It's an invisible world near of delicious fish and sardines in the rivers there. I'll explain more the next time you encounter evil!" said Rallassa.
"What's it like on Celorbia?" asked Usagi.
"We're all cat people and we all have lots of elemental powers rolled into one attack. You have to have the right material, snap your fingers, and say the magic words. As I said, I'll show you later" said Celorbia.
"The magic words? I want chicken? I want liver?" asked Sailor Moon. Sailor Celorbia turned back into a regular cat and started playing guitar.
"WHAT? You can play guitar as a cat?" asked Sailor Jupiter.
"Luna does that. The author of this story has a cat that does that" said Sailor Moon.
Later, in a dark alley:
Some demons and monsters showed up. Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter (Usagi and Makoto) were poised for battle. Then Sailor Celorbia showed up.
She snapped her fingers.
"BE GONE CRETINS!" said Sailor Celorbia. Large bolts of lightening, mountain rocks, fireballs, ice crystals and more came down and destroyed the demons that had been harrassing some innocent people.
"How'd you...do that?" asked the two sailor scouts in shock.
"Magically infused donuts. Here, have some! They're like...a cheat code or something!" said Sailor Celorbia.
"Donuts? Everyone knows I can kick major A just looking at a donut. Gets me pumped every time!" said Sailor Jupiter.
"I'm serious!" replied Celorbia.
"What?" asked the girls.
"You eat them, they're delicious, due to their magic powers you never gain weight, and you always have all the elemental powers. Be careful they can wear off over time and you'll still need your original powers at times" explained Sailor Celorbia.
"OKAY COOL!" said Sailor Moon.
"Well, I gotta go back to the world of magical cat people. Chill guys!" said Celorbia, vanishing into thin air.
She tossed the girls donuts. Sailor Moon learned the recipe and taught it to everyone.
No one in Anime Land feared evil ever again.
THE END.
Sailor Moon: WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS? THIS WAS WEIRD.
Me: I agree. I was bored.