The Cullens at the Oprah Show
And here are theee Culleeeeeeeeens!
Hello.
Please tell us how is the life of a family such as yours.
(Carlisle – spokesperson of Cullen family) Of vampires, you mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's normal –
Yeah, yeah. And here are some pictures.
That's when we went to hunt lions and bears. Ed and Em's favs. Alice insists in taking photographs of everything… Oh, that's when we were hunting sharks. Real fun.
Yeah, yeah. Ok, that was fun. And now here she is! (insert famous person name here)!
(Alice) But I have not talked yet.
Sorry sweetie, we don't have time. We must greet (insert famous person first name here)! Bye bye now.
(Alice again) But I want to talk. Why can't I talk?
The end