*Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight characters*
Chapter 1
What if Jacob could change his life…
Narrator: Once upon a time there lived in a place far, far away, wait one bloody minute…
Jasper: Bloody? Blood! Where? Where!
Alice: Jasper, come on; let the narrator do his job. There's no blood, it's just in expression.
Jasper (Disappointed and looking down) No blood?
Alice: (Shaking her head) No blood.
Narrator: Thank you Alice.
Alice: You're welcome.
Narrator: Any way, as I was saying, this story does not go "Once upon a time there lived in a place far, far away." It goes like this, Bella and Edward had decided to go to England…
Edward: England! Why England! Why not Italy or France, why England?
Bella: Because I wanted to, besides, I can't speech Italian or French!
Edward: Fine.
Narrator: Excuse me! I was telling a story here!
Renesme: Yeah daddy, let the narrator tell his story!
Jacob: Yeah, let him tell his story!
Edward: Fine, just one second though. Narrator, what teem are you, team Jacob or team Edward?
Narrator: I'm team Switzerland!
Bella and Renesme: Us too!
Edward and Jacob: *Sigh*
Narrator: Excuse me! I'm telling a story here!
Every one other than the narrator: Fine, spaz.
Narrator: I'm not a spaz! *Sigh* Back to my story. Bella and Edward had decided to go to England, (Glaring at Edward). They decided to go there because Bella didn't know how to speech any other language other than English…
Bella: I can speech more than just-
Narrator: (Spazing) SHUT UP! THEY DECIDED TO GO TO ENGLAND BECAUSE RENESME DID NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEECH ANY THING OTHER THAN ENGLISH AND NO ONE COMMENT OTHER WISE I WILL BRING VICTORIA BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH AN ARMY THREE TIMES AS BIG!!!!
Every one other than the narrator: *Silent*
Narrator: *Sigh* Thank you! ANY WAY…Bella, Edward, Renesme and Jacob decided to go on a trip for Renesme's first birthday. They took a private jet (stare at every one), no one better comment or I bring in an army of shape shifters...
Renesme: Mommy, I'm scared…
Narrator: SHUT UP!!!
Bella: That's it; no one talks to my daughter like that!
Narrator: Wait, I'm sorry! What are you doing? NO!!
Bella: (Carries Narrator by the ear)
Narrator: Ow! Ow! Oow!
Bella: From now on we are in charge of this story!
Narrator: Wait, wait! I'll do what you want!
Bella: Too late! (Kicks Narrator out the door) Ok people, how do you want this story to go?
Renesme: Oh! I know! I want a magical unicorn!
Bella: Renesme, be reasonable…
Jacob: The little angel should get what she wants, what color do you want you're unicorn Renesme?
Renesme: I want it spagont!
Jacob: Spagont? That's not even a word!
Bella: Jacob, let the angel get what she wants…
Jacob: Fine. When Bella, Edward, Renesme and Jacob were walking to the air port they spotted a magical unicorn that was of the color… Spagont… What do you want to happen next Renesme? I want to rid e the unicorn with you!
Jacob: Ok…Renesme became friends with the unicorn and they rode it together… Wait a second! Is that a magical unicorn of a color I have no idea what it is!?
Renesme: It's a magical unicorn of the color spagont! Do you want to be my friend unicorn?
Magical unicorn: Of course Renesme, that's how the story goes doesn't it?
Renesme: YAY it's also a TALKING magical unicorn!! Come on Jacob! Let's ride! (She hops on the magical unicorn)
Jacob: Wait a minute! It actually happened! That means I can change every thing! After Renesme met the magical unicorn Jacob found a time machine and went to when he answered the phone and he told Edward that Bella was doing well and they got married and Bella never saw Edward again!
Bella: Jacob how could you!
Jacob: OMG! A time machine! Let's go!
-A while back at Bella's house.
Jacob: (Leaning in at Bella for a kiss)
DRRRING!!!
Jacob: Stupid phone, wait! Déja-vu! I came back in time! (Answer the phone) Hey Edward, it's Jacob. Charlie isn't here right now, but Bella's fine. Charlie went to his friend's funeral, yeah, bear attack. No, Bella's fine, she doesn't want to speak to you though. Yeah, I suggest you just stay there where ever the heck you are. Yeah, ok, hate you too, bye.
Bella: Was that Edward?
Jacob: Yeah, he wanted to talk to Charlie.
Bella: Did he want to talk to me?
Jacob: Yeah, but he just wanted to know you're dad's phone number.
Bella: Oh Jacob, I'm so upset…*sniff*
Jacob: Its ok Bella, I'll always be here for you.
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah, now, where were we? Oh, yeah, I remember. *kiss*
Bella: Jacob?
Jacob: Yeah?
Bella: I love you.
Jacob: I love you too, will you marry me Bella?
Bella: Ok, I will, but only when I graduate, ok?
Jacob: I don't care when, just as long as you marry me…
Authors Note: If you think I should change or if you have any ideas it would be nice if you reviewed and any constructive criticism would be nice and thank you for reading.