Author's Note: Hi guys. This is my first fanfiction story and I'm super excited so please review and let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own the perfection that is Percy Jackson so I shall go cry in a corner now.
Enjoy!
"So how exactly did this happen again?" demanded an irritated, yet amused Chiron.
He surveyed the newly bedazzled Hermes cabin. The walls were painted hot pink with a spattering of red hearts. The bed frames were covered with sequins and the pillows cases and bedspreads matched the walls. A horrible sickly sweet scent of perfume filled the air. But worst of all were the brothers, Travis and Conner Stoll, who were tied to chairs. Both wore hideous shiny silver pants two sizes too small, an ugly pink sweater reading SWEATER OF SHAME, and horrible sparkly make-up.
"I will never play another prank again." Travis moaned.
Connor scoffed "Yeah you will."
"I know. Shut up."
"Children" Chiron interrupted, "What happened?"
"All right, all right" grumbled Conner, "It all started yesterday…"
"Wait, are we doing a flashback?" said Travis.
"Duh, now quit interrupting. It all started yesterday…"
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Travis woke up from a deep restful sleep. He sat up in bed and yawned. Now he knew there was something special about today…Oh yeah! Today was Percy and Annabeth's first date! Now you're probably asking, why would he be interested in someone else's love life? Well, first dates were very amusing. Whenever someone at camp was going on their first date, Connor and Travis Stoll would discreetly follow them and record them, occasionally playing a prank or two…
"CONNOR!" Travis yelled and kicked the bunk bed above him "Wake up!"
Connor woke with a start. "Travis! You KNOW I need my beauty sleep!" He threw a pillow at his brother.
"OUCH! What do you stuff your pillow with, rocks?"
"Maybe."
Travis stuck out his tongue. "Anyway, don't you remember what day it is?!" He sounded like a little kid on Christmas.
Connor broke into a mischievous grin. "Ohhh riiight! It's about time those two get together! I mean, we've been waiting for like four years!"
Travis' face mirrored Connor's. "I know! I've known for years this day would come someday. Percy's such a blockhead! I mean it's like 'Duh, you and Annabeth love each other. Ask her out dummy!' See that's why they call me the love doctor. I always know who likes who. Sometimes people mistake me for being Eros, you know, 'cuz I'm so handsome and all."
Connor scoffed. "Yeah, no one calls you that. And if anyone mistakes anyone for being Eros it's me, because I'm waaay more good-looking than you."
"We look exactly the same."
"Shut up."
"ANYWAY. What do we know about their date?"
Conner's crazy smile came back. "They're going to the mooovies..."
Travis pumped his fists. "YES! Movie first dates are always the most awkward!"
"I know! This is going to be an awesome video to add to our collection!"
"We'll be internet famous!"
"All right then, let's go!"
Hope you liked it! But seriously, please review.
-The Amazon Princess