So this just… popped into my mind suddenly and I just decided to write it out. There's going to be a continuation… I think… but I don't think it'll be a very long fic. Well thanks for reading :) Sorry for any errors, I didn't read it through… too lazy haha
A House M.D. Fan Fiction
Pairing: Cameron/Thirteen
Rating: K
Remy entered the pub just a few streets down from Princeton Plainsboro. She took off her black jacket, revealing a sexy red top before ordering an Iced-Tea to start the night.
"How are you tonight, Remy?" Josh the bartender asked in a cheery voice, while shaking up a drink.
"I'm great actually…" Remy smiled, "I don't really know why I'm here…"
"You don't always have to feel down to have a one night stand…" Josh grinned and poured the mixture into a tall glass.
"True…" Remy chuckled. She could feel great and have a good night of sex, a nice combination.
Remy turned on her bar stool and took a glimpse of all or most of the women in the club. Just then, someone coming into the pub distracted her. Remy couldn't really tell who it was, as the blonde was looking down as she removed her gloves.
Cameron looked up and her eyes connected with Remy's. The brunette, once noticing who it was, choked on her drink.
"Hey you okay?" Josh asked, patting her back with concern.
"I'm…," Remy coughed, "…fine…"
Cameron grinned as she approached the brunette, "Hey Thirteen!"
Apparently she was in a good mood as well.
"Cameron! What are you doing here?" Remy asked, smiling but not really smiling.
"Oh I just needed a drink so I decided to drop by…" Cameron said as she took off her own jacket, revealing a low-cut black blouse. Remy's eyes drifted downwards for a second before grabbing her drink to distract herself.
"What about you?" Cameron asked as she took a seat next to her colleague.
"I… I uhh…" Remy stumbled.
"She's picking out one lucky girl for the night!" Josh piped in, as he passed Cameron her Vodka cranberry.
Remy shot him a look and blushed when she saw Cameron smirking at her from the corner of her eye.
"Oooh can I help?!" The blonde asked excitedly.
Remy widened her eyes a little, she certainly did not expect that, "You… uhh, help?" the brunette stuttered again.
"Yeah I wanna help pick out the lucky girl…" Cameron grinned and looked around the club.
Remy raised her eyebrow, was Cameron mocking her?
"That one! That red-head! She's pretty!" Cameron pointed and said eagerly.
Remy immediately used her hand to stop Cameron from pointing, "Don't point!"
"Oh oops, sorry…" Cameron smiled sheepishly and whispered, "…that girl with the red hair and dark green top…" pointing with her head.
Remy eyed the red-head dancing and shook her head almost immediately.
"What? Not pretty enough?" Cameron asked frowning; she didn't think her taste was that bad…
Remy smirked, "No she's really pretty…"
"Then? What's the problem?"
"She's dancing with a guy… so there's a high possibility she's not gay or bisexual..." Remy said and continued smirking; Cameron had a LOT to learn.
"Oh… right… I guess I missed that… very important detail." Cameron chuckled softly and scanned the room again.
Remy laughed softly and watched Cameron scan the bar as if she were very experienced. The thought of Cameron checking out girls was kind of arousing, she had to admit.
Cameron widened her eyes excitedly, "That one!" She pointed with her eyes.
Remy followed her gaze and squinted at a really tall but hot female talking to a female DJ.
"She's hot huh!" Cameron said proudly and looked at Remy eagerly, as if hoping to get a gold star for picking out the perfect woman.
Hearing Cameron describe a girl as "HOT" threw the brunette off a little but she managed to re-focus her mind on the tall woman. Remy furrowed her eyebrows.
"What?" Cameron asked.
Remy looked at the blonde and then back at the woman, "Is it me or is she… unusually tall for a woman."
"Oh come on… nowadays women are getting taller, its perfectly norm- What?"
Remy's laughter had interrupted Cameron.
The brunette let out a sigh and smirked at the blonde who was looking at her weirdly.
"That woman…is not a woman…he… she… she is a HE…" Remy said in between her laughter, "A very hot HE…"
Cameron had to stare hard at the woman to see through her; her jaw dropped slightly, "Wow… he is a very hot woman…"
"Uh huh…" Remy smiled and took a sip of her drink, "So Cameron, strike two… last chance…"
"I'm definitely not going to strike out!" Cameron emphasized with her index finger. The blonde took a swig of her drink and scanned the room again.
Remy watched her in amusement; she was treating this really seriously, and she looked adorable doing it.
"What is your type… you have to tell me your type!" Cameron asked in frustration without taking her eyes off the women on the dance floor.
"Pretty… sexy… hot… preferably a real girl…" Remy giggled.
Cameron pursed her lips in annoyance, "Let me remind you, if I strike out, you strike out…"
"Hey there is no such rule!" Remy said in a playful angry tone.
Cameron ignored her and continued squinting at girls, as if she were going to kill them.
"You know at this rate, you're going to scare all of them away…" Remy commented, stifling her laughter, "You look constipated…"
"Shut up."
Remy chuckled.
She suddenly felt the blonde tapping her thigh excitedly.
"Ow! Ow! What?!"
"Now… SHE… is a stunner…" Cameron nodded towards a girl who had just ordered a drink from the other side of the bar.
Remy followed the blonde's gaze and onto a black-haired lady wearing a flattering blue dress. She looked amazingly gorgeous as she smiled and ordered her drink.
Remy didn't say anything as she continued checking the girl out.
Cameron grinned to herself, silently praising herself for picking out an awesome girl.
"She's cute…" Remy finally said.
"Cute? She's gorgeous!" Cameron exclaimed, gesturing to the girl.
"Yeah well… not tonight…" Remy took a sip of her drink.
"WHAT? I just spent the night finding you a girl, a damn good one I might add, and you just changed your mind all of a sudden?!" Cameron folded her arms in annoyance.
"If you think she's so hot, why don't YOU go for her…" Remy chuckled into another sip of her drink.
"Oh I will!" Cameron walked away.
Remy's eyes widened; she meant it as a joke but there Cameron went, walking to the other side of the bar to chat the girl up.
Oh God what am I doing… Cameron thought as she approached the girl. She'd never done this before… it was a spur of the moment thing… turning back now would be extremely embarrassing, Remy would probably just laugh her head off at her until the day she died.
Remy smirked in amusement and watched the blonde go up to the girl.
Cameron stood next to the girl and pretended to look at the menu. She glanced up at Remy who was grinning at her.
Cameron cleared her throat nervously as she turned to face the girl, "Um… Hi…"
"Hi there!" The girl replied cheerfully.
"Nice night huh… I mean… good music to dance to and good…" Cameron held her drink up, "…drinks…" The blonde took a sip and moaned a little too exaggeratedly.
The girl smiled politely and took a sip of hers. Awkward silence.
Cameron cleared her throat again, "You come here often?"
"Not really."
More awkward silence.
Remy who was observing the whole thing was trying hard to laugh. She buried her face in her hands as her body shook from trying to control her laughter.
Cameron shot her a death stare.
"You know that brunette?" The girl suddenly asked Cameron.
"Oh you mean… she?" Cameron pointed to Remy, "Yes I do… she's a colleague…"
"Oh great… do you mind setting her up with me? She's totally hot." The girl blushed as she checked Remy out.
Cameron, feeling the in-your-face rejection, got a little pissed.
"Well I told her to go for you just now but she said you were one big ugly whore…" The blonde said.
The girl scoffed, anger written all over her features. She immediately took her drink and stomped off towards Remy's direction.
Remy smirked at Cameron triumphantly, thinking the blonde had just lost the girl. Cameron grinned back… knowing what was about to happen next.
With one swift motion, the black-haired girl had splashed her drink into Remy's face. The people close to Remy stopped and stared as the liquid dripped down her face and stained her top.
"Bitch!" The girl shouted and walked out of the bar.
Remy sat there, trying to process what had just happened. She spit out some of the drink that got into her mouth and glanced up at Cameron who was dying from laughter.
"You are so dead, Cameron." Remy muttered and grabbed her drink.
"HEY HEY Remy… no drink fights please…" Josh said and pointed to a sign which read 'No drink fights please'.
Remy put her drink down slowly; she'll get her next time. Cameron came back round the bar, still laughing.
"I'm sorry… I couldn't help it…" She said between her laughter.
"Looks like we both struck out for the night…" Remy sighed, and squeezed out liquid from her top.
"Yes… we're even…" Cameron grinned, "I had a lot of fun though…"
Remy grinned back and squeezed her hair, "Me too…"
"We should totally do this again…" Cameron said eagerly.
Remy thought about it for a second; it was a good opportunity to get back at the blonde.
"We should… same time next week?"
"It's a date!" Cameron grinned.
"Great… I better head home and get cleaned up." Remy pointed to her ruined top.
"Okay then! See you next week!" Cameron waved.
Remy waved back before exiting… she couldn't wait to get home and plan her attack.