Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! I wished I did but I don't!

Chapter 1

It had been 6 months since Voldemort's fall and the golden trio had been released into the arms of more fame than any of them could of imagined.

All of them could of finished school and not come back to do their NEWTS and finish school properly but this place was the safest place from The Daily Prophet.

It was no surprise Hermione was back but instead of returning as the bushy haired book worm we all knew and loved; she returned as super sexy Hermione. No one knew how because it was defiantly not anything to do about puberty. They all know she experienced it ages ago. There was no explanation at all.

Of course she got the place of Head Girl with Draco Malfoy being Head Boy. Very predictable...

No one knew how he got the role but who cares this fanfiction doesn't have many reasons at all for all the hallabaloos just to warn you. [WARNING the story probably will stray from canon]

There was also Ron Weasley who came back dumber than ever but more sane than his two best friends. Ron was telling everyone he was dating Hermione...typical. In fact they were for a bit until Ron got mixed up with Twilight and The Hunger Games. This earned him a whack on the head with all the Twilight saga and Hunger Games books all at once and a tearful break up from the hormonal Hermione. Who knew Hermione was THAT protective of books? Well anyways him and Hermione didn't last long. He now spends his time eating, eating...more eating, eating and playing the red haired side kick of Harry Potter.

Harry Potter was even more famous than before. Over the summer he had become a god!? He had his own little fan club and had a shrine dedicated to him in the Great Hall. Harry was having an on and off relationship with Ginny Weasley. Ginny kept being a weasel and whenever anyone wasn't paying attention to her she'd weaslel of to Harry so she could feature in a few magazines. Then after a week or so she'd break it off saying he kept asking her for sex but really it was the other way round.

Well basically the trio were more like gurus now and had really and I mean really changed.

At the moment it was dinner in the Great Hall and everyone sat at their respective tables. People were giving mean looks to the Slytherins and kept sticking middle fingers up at them.

"What's your problem!? We're not evil, well most of us aren't!" Good point random slytherin, good point.

You see since the war; the slytherins are getting more and more slack from the other houses. Seriously I don't even know who's the "mean" house now.

"Because your death eaters!" Harry Potty...oops Potter yelled.

Harry was very out of character. Plus probably less than half of them were death eaters.

Before the Slytherin could throw her food at him and start a food war which was way to dramatic and very tv like; there was a white glow and a scream.

All of a sudden a woman appeared from nowhere weakly onto the floor.

Ron spat out his food and mumbled. "Pretttttyyyy!" (AN: the loads of ts and ys are meant to be there)

All the boys eyes and even some girls stared at her. She was an angel.

She had golden hair which looked like it was very unrealistically long. Her face was spotless and so pale it put the snow falling down to shame. She wore a white dress that showed a bit to much shoulder and boobs and was spread all around her. Her eyes were indigo? Technically she was a perfect angel and that most of the girls were jealous and all the boys instantly fell in love with her.

"Who are you, you, you slut who fell down from the sky!" Professor McGonagall very unlike her self yelled. (AN: a lot of the characters will not act like themselves for the humour of this story)

"I am Tiara Bella Maria Angelway.," she whispered her voice more beautiful than an angel. "Head mistress of St Mary Sues Academy of witchcraft and wizardry. Queen of Mary Sues and Gary Stues. Dumbledore's great great great great great great great granddaughter."

The room gasped. What the hell has happened?

Author Note: Hope this was ok! Sorry this was so short; it's kinda there so you know and get warned about the sudden change in character! This is my first fanfic so I would really like some tips but please don't flame!

I was thinking of maybe making this a Submit your own Sue (SYOS) kinda story. Not even sure if that exists! I might not be able to add in all sues but I really would appreciate some help! My brain would melt if I had to make up so much suenees *rubs head*

So what do u think of the idea? Yes or no? Don't submit yet! If the idea if well accepted in the next chapters or two I'll put a demonstration in the author notes and post the template in my biography\profile! Review or PM me about your thoughts on the story and the idea of a SYOS! Before then bye