Made-up Character interviews
With: Green Quaffles
Volume 1
Character: Ethasakon
House: Slytherin
Hello, I am a random questioning reporter with a goofy name, who are you? : I call myself… ETHASKON! What's it to you?
Nothing. So, do you have a dream career? : TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Did I really just say that?
Yes, yes you did. By the way, nice evil laugh. : Thanks. I've been working on it.
I can tell. Do you have a girlfriend? : The oh so lovely Jane Lortigem. Wait, why do you care?
Lortigem? That's and ugly last name… : DO NOT INSULT HER! Avada Kedavra!
Ow. That hurt. That jet of green light gave me some chest pain. : HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?
Wow, some evil wizard who can't even kill a dumb old reporter. : THAT IS IT! DO NOT DARE INSULT ETHASKON! I would Avada Kedavra you, but obviously you are immortal or something, so I am just going to storm away now. ETHASKON WILL RETURN!
Okay… Nice ragequit bro… : SHUT UP! PERTIFICUS TOTALUS!
Well, since I can no longer move, I am going to scream for help. Bye!
Thanks guys! I am going to write a short story for every character I interview. Each short story will probably be 300-500 words. Bye!