Hazel: OMG ALEXEX, IT'S TIME!

Alex: The aliens are finally coming to take you back to your home planet?

Hazel: -_-# NO! Our collab is finally out! And my accursed braces are finally off! !w00t!

Alex: Oh… SWEET! Let's celebrate by letting Gaara castrate Noah with your rusty garden shears!

Hazel: YEAH! GREAT IDEA!

Noah: No, no it's not.

Gaara: I think it's a MARVELOUS idea.

Noah: YOU would.

Gaara: Well, YOU are a baka.

Noah: WELL YOU—

Hazel and Alex: ONTO THE CHAPTER! BTW, we own nothing. If we did own Naruto or TDI, everything would be fucked up.

Chapter 1

Welcome to Hell- Uh, I Mean, School

It was a normal Monday morning at S.F.B. Morse High. The gang, Courtney, Duncan, Izzy, Lindsay, Owen, Harold, Gwen, Noah, Cody, Tyler, LeShauna, Trent, Bridgette, Geoff, Heather, Katie and Sadie, had English with Kakashi Hatake first period. Okay, it was no normal Monday, Mr. Hatake was EARLY! That Monday fifteen Japanese exchange students and six teachers were coming.

"This is SO exciting!" Sadie squealed as she and Katie bounced up and down.

"No," Duncan disagreed, "It's annoying. They probably don't even speak English."

"Why would they come to Canada if they don't speak English?" Courtney countered, smirking when Duncan didn't reply. Suddenly a loud knock interrupted the gossip in the classroom and everyone froze.

"Come in!" Kakashi called toward the door. The class seemed to hold their breath as the door opened and fifteen strange-looking teenagers walked in, led by a scary-looking man with long black hair in a low pony tail and dark gray, almost black eyes. He wore a black leather jacket with a large red cloud emblazed across the back, a red ring on his right ring finger and purple nail polish.

"Itachi Uchiha?" Kakashi asked, looking at the intense man, who nodded. "Okay, why don't you guys introduce yourselves?" Kakashi continued, looking at the exchange students. A blond boy with a goofy grin who was wearing orange and black stepped forward. He had startlingly bright blue eyes and his hair was spiked.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!" He exclaimed. Kakashi looked at the girl beside Naruto, who had shoulder-length pink hair and emerald green eyes. She wore a red shirt and white jeans.

"I'm Sakura Haruno." She said with a smile. The class looked to the boy beside her. He looked a lot like Itachi Uchiha. He had black hair with a slight blue tint and the same intense onyx eyes as Itachi. He wore a gray t-shirt that emphasized his muscles and black pants.

"Hn." He grunted. Sakura elbowed hi harshly in the ribs, hissing something to him that the class could not hear.

"Sasuke Uchiha." He practically growled, glaring at Sakura from the corner of his eye.

"Ohhhhhhhh, so Itachi and Mr. Hot Anti-social are brothers." Bridgette whispered, causing Geoff to glare at the younger Uchiha.

"I'm Kiba Inuzuka." A boy with spiky brown hair, dark brown eyes and a strange red upside-down triangle tattoo on each cheek said, rather loudly. He wore black jeans and a black leather jacket.

"I-I'm H-Hinata H-Hyuuga." A girl with waist length indigo hair, light pearly eyes and extremely pale skin practically whispered, blushing. She wore light washed jeans and a beige sweater.

"Shino Aburame." A boy in black pants, a high collared black shirt, a olive green trench coat and dark sunglasses said in a monotone.

"Whoa… you can't even see that guy's eyes…" Owen murmured. Everyone nodded and shivered simultaneously.

"Hey! You guys, shut up!" Kakashi yelled. Duncan, Heather, Gwen, LeShauna, Izzy, Tyler, Trent and Courtney shot him a glare.

"I'm…" The boy who was talking paused to yawn. "Shikamaru Nara." He finished in a lazy tone. He had jet black hair in a pineapple shaped ponytail on top of his head and brown eyes. He wore a long sleeved black skirt and a dark green vest along with black pants and he had small silver studs in his ears.

"I am Rock Lee!" A boy with a shiny bowl cut, big bug-like eyes and huge eyebrows. He wore a green spandex suit, a vest similar to Shikamaru's, and orange leg warmers.

"What. The. Hell." Duncan said, staring at Lee with wide eyes. Everyone else nodded, freaked out. The girl beside Lee jerked him back just before he was about to say something presumably stupid.

"I'm Tenten… Yin." The girl hesitated slightly before saying her last name. She had brown hair in two Chinese buns and brown eyes. She had on a white and red blouse and red skinny jeans.

"Neji Hyuuga." A boy with long dark brown hair in a low ponytail, pearly white eyes and pale skin said in an aloof monotone. He wore grey pants and a long sleeved white shirt.

"I'm Temari no Sabaku." A girl with sandy blond hair in four ponytails and dark green eyes said in a confident voice. She wore a long black wrap dress with a thick red belt and fish nets. She also had on fingerless black gloves and she had what seemed to be a small fan on her belt.

"I'm Kankuro no Sabaku." A tall boy with brown hair and green eyes said. He wore black pants and a black shirt, with the same gloves as his sister, Temari.

"Gaara no Sabaku." A boy with bright red hair, black out lined sea foam green eyes and a red tattoo of a Japanese symbol on the left side of his forehead said in a gruff tone. He wore a maroon t-shirt, black pants and a studded grey belt. He also had a backpack that resembled a small gourd.

"Sai." The boy who spoke smiled a fake smile at the class as he said the single word. He was very pale and he had ink black hair and eyes. He wore a black button down shirt and black jeans.

"I'm Karin." A girl with red hair that was straight on one side of her head and messy on the other with red eyes to match and glasses said. She wore short, short black shorts and a black sweater. Suddenly Harold stood up. The room went silent. The exchange students stared or glared (in some cases) at the class and the class did the same. Pointing an accusing finger at the exchange students, Harold exclaimed,

"YOU'RE NINJAS!" The exchange students froze. The two Uchiha's eyes flashed red. Veins popped out on Neji's temples. Temari's hand went to her fan. Sakura's fist glowed a light blue colour. But the class luckily took no notice.

"Harold! What the hell are you talking about?" Courtney yelled, hitting him in the head.

"She's just like Sakura!" Naruto blurted out, sending a sheepish glance at the fuming girl beside him. Sasuke took a small step away.

"BAKA!" Sakura yelled, hitting him in the head so hard he slammed onto the floor.

"Ow… Sakura, why did you have to hit me so hard?" Naruto whined, rubbing his head as he got up.

"They are like twins separated at birth." Duncan murmured, looking between Courtney and Sakura with a stunned expression. Sakura stalked over to him and stood nose to nose with him. The glare she sent him was deadly.

"Who is this punk wannabe?" She asked with a smirk. Duncan scowled.

"So they do know English… damn it." He grumbled. Sakura's glare intensified.

"No duh, baka." She deadpanned.

"Nice glare, Pinkie." Duncan commented.

"Gaara taught me… and by the way, don't call me Pinkie." Sakura growled. Kakashi was watching the scene with amusement, seeming to have no intention of stopping the 'show'. Duncan glanced over at Gaara, who happened to be glaring at him viciously.

"I see, it all makes sense now." Duncan muttered. Sakura smirked and walked back over to the rest of the exchange students.

"Okay, now I'll assign one exchange student to each of you. Bridgette and Sakura Haruno. Courtney and Shino Aburame. Duncan and Sasuke Uchiha. Geoff and Naruto Uzumaki. Gwen and Gaara no Sabaku. Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the fifth and Rock Lee…" Kakashi began.

"MR. HATAKE! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Harold shouted as the class burst out into hysterical laughter.

"Because, Doris, he not only enjoys his porn books, he also enjoys our pain and suffering." Duncan sneered. Harold glared at him.

"I resent that. As I was saying… Heather and Tenten Yin. Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, you'll both be Karin's guide." Kakashi paused as Katie and Sadie squealed.

"Yay! We share a brain!" They yelled, bouncing up and down.

"I'm not even going to go there." Duncan shook his head.

"It's too pathetic for me to ridicule." Gwen sighed. The exchange students nodded, staring at the squealing twins.

"Okay… um…" Kakashi began, but trailed off.

"Get on with it." Temari said, irritated.

"Fine, fine. LeShauna and Hinata Hyuuga. Lindsay and Sai. Noah and Temari no Sabaku. Owen and Kankuro no Sabaku. Trent and Kiba Inuzuka. Tyler and the other Hyuuga." Kakashi said, causing Neji to glare at him. Izzy jumped onto her desk.

"You forgot me!" She yelled accusingly. Kakashi sighed.

"How could I forget about that… I mean her." Kakashi muttered. "Okay, Izzy and Shikamaru Nara."

"What a drag…" Shikamaru sighed.

"Come on, let's go!" Izzy yelled, dragging Shikamaru out of the room.

"What a drag… literally." Shikamaru sighed.

"Quick, lock the doors!" Tyler yelled as soon as Izzy and Shikamaru were gone.

"What about Shikamaru?" Temari asked hesitantly.

"EVERY DUDE FOR HIMSELF!" Geoff shouted.

"Okay everyone, time to go to period two, get your exchange students and leave." Kakashi said quickly.

"But we still have ten min-" Gwen began but was cut off.

"LEAVE!" Kakashi yelled, his hand inching toward his orange porn book. Gwen and Gaara shrugged and silently walked down the hall. They stopped in front of Lindsay, who was talking to Geoff and Duncan. Sai, Naruto and Sasuke stood a few feet away, talking. Lindsay seemed to be talking about some kind of bimbo-y nonsense.

"Oh, wait… It's just the static in my headphones!" She exclaimed. Geoff and Duncan could care less about her idiotic ramblings. They pretty much tuned out her high pitched girly squeals, and were drooling at Lindsay's physical attraction.

"That's Lindsay," Gwen remarked. "I'd steer clear of her, if I were you."

"Why?" Gaara questioned, raising one non-existent eyebrow.

"She is SO dumb they say after a two minute conversation with the girl, you lose thirty-six IQ points." Gwen explained.

"Eeeeeeeeeh!" Lindsay squealed, running over to them.

"Damn it, our cover is blown…" Gwen muttered. Gaara scowled.

"What cover?" He muttered grumpily. Lindsay rushed over to Gaara and started to examine him.

"Red hair… Eyeliner… Mellow voice… OMG! You must be a super-hot emo god!" She exclaimed, giddily.

"…" Gaara stared darkly at her, seeming annoyed as Lindsay bounced up and down, clapping her hands. Gwen grabbed Gaara's arm and pulled him down the hallway.

"Quick, before she melts your brain." Gwen said, urgently.

"Too late, I already feel less intelligent." He muttered with a shake of his head. "And also, I feel the need to point out that this isn't make-up." He added, pointing at the black rings around his eyes. Gwen looked confused.

"Then what is it?" She asked, curiosity leaking into her words.

"They are caused by my insomnia. I haven't slept since I was… very young." Gaara said in a low tone, avoiding her eyes.

"Oh… well, I'm sorry." Gwen faltered. Gaara's invisible eyebrows rose.

"What are you sorry about?" He asked, sounding genuinely surprised.

"Well… um… I don't know, it's just something you say. I guess." She mused.

"Hm… but why apologize for something completely out of your control?" He pressed. There was a long, heavy silence in which they just walked toward their math class.

"Hey Gwen! How are you?" Cody said hyperly, jumping out of a locker.

"Cody, what the hell?" Gwen asked, loudly. Cody put his arm around her shoulders casually.

"Well, that's actually an interesting story…" He began.

"Cody, you have five seconds to get your arm off of me. Or else…" Gwen hissed, glaring daggers at said moron.

"Or else you will never be able to have children. Ever." Gaara finished for her, smirking at Cody with a sadistic gleam in his eyes.

"Okay… bye Gwen…" Cody mumbled quickly before scurrying away while Gaara and Gwen high fived.

"I think we will get along very well." Gwen grinned. Gaara nodded but frowned.

"Agreed… but I can't believe I just high-fived you."

Hazel: You like it? You hate it?

Alex: -takes out chain saw- Trust me, you like it.

Hazel: … Alex, go take your meds.

Alex: WHAT MEDS?

Hazel: The ones Itachi takes to stay so calm… if not murderous.

Alex: Oh… awesome.

Hazel: Hey, Alex? –evil grin-

Alex: Yeah?

Hazel: Did you know that if you beat up Sasuke Uchiha you get three wishes?

Alex: AWESOME, I AM SO ON IT!

Hazel: Mwahahahaha… Say good bye Uchiha…

Sasuke: WFT? Alex?

Alex: Night, night Uchiha…

Hazel: Please review!