Note from the author:

Hey! I'm Noah and welcome to my first ever fanfiction story! I've never been so inspired by something that I wanted to write a fanfiction, but the Konosuba anime inspired me. This Anime will forever hold a special place in my heart. So I hope you enjoy the story!

-Story-Starts-Here-

I'm Kazuma. I was transported to this phantasy world, which is nothing like I thought it would be. My party and I were in the guild, darkness was off getting a third drink, while Megumin, Aqua and I sat at the table.

"Kazuma... I need some help..." Said aqua. What a useless Goddess. "Let me guess," I said. "You need me to pay off your debt?" "Yep!" Aqua replied intently. "No way." "But Kaazuuumaaaaaaaaaa!", she whined. "It's only a couple hundred Eris!" Just as she said that darkness came rushing to the table.

"Guess what I found!" she squealed as she held up a flyer for a quest. "It pays well, and all we have to do is take down a couple of wolves down by the Forest!" "Sounds good," I said. "YES!" aqua yelled. "This is just what I need to pay off my debt!". "What are we talking about?" Megumin groaned. Her face was red, and there was a half-empty pint glass next to her. "IS THAT BEER!?" I shouted. "Well, yeah," I sighed. "I told you, you're not old enough to drink!" How many times do I have to scold her? "Who bought that for you anyway? I told the people at the counter not to give you any." I say as I glance at Darkness. She averts her eyes immediately. "Ah."

"I'm sure your gonna scold me now", Darkness said, sounding somewhat excited. "No," I said, rubbing my eyes. "You'll enjoy it." "Dammit." I hear her say under her breath. "Don't get too down, you can get trampled my wolves on that quest tomorrow," I say intently. "So we are going?" Aqua said. "Yep, first thing tomorrow."

'I'm going back to the house," Megumin said as she yawned. I look at her and while we were talking, she had finished her glass of beer. Shes this drunk after one glass? How intolerant is she? "Megumin, your drunk," I said, rubbing my temples. "Let me walk you back" "Okay"

It's a starry night, not a cloud in the sky. We're halfway there when Megumin collapses on the ground. "Ugh... Kazuma... Can you carry me there?" "Fine," I say. I already carry her every day after she sets off an explosion, so I might as well carry her there. She jumps up on my pack and I carry her there. She feels Really warm this time, though. Just as I think that she buries her face in my back. Her face is pretty warm, too. I look back at her and she's bright red. Must be from the beer. No... As I look back at her she glances at me. She averts her eyes as she turns even redder. "She's... Blushing?" I think to myself. That's weird... I carry her like this every day. Man how drunk is sh- Wait, am I blushing too?

She falls asleep on my back, and after a little bit, we get to the house. I'm too tired to carry her up the stairs, so I just lay her down on the couch. As I'm just about to head up to my room she grabs my hand. I turn to her as she says, "Kazuma... Thanks." She said as she turns even redder yet again. "No problem," I say as she pulls me back and hugs me. I hug her back, but she doesn't let go. In fact, as were hugging, she falls asleep. "What the hell?" I whisper, trying not to wake her up so she can sleep off her beer. I can't break loose? Who knew a loli like her could have such a tight grip. Too tired and drunk to care at that point, I fall asleep in her arms.

"KAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAA!" I hear yelled at me as I wake up and immediately sit bolt upright, so see Aqua and Darknesses angered faces. "What is going on here!?" Aqua yells at the top of her lungs. "Guys, I can explain!" I say, trying to keep Darkness, who had drawn her sword, from killing me. As I say that, Megumin rubbed her eyes and looked up at us. "Hey. What are you guys doing here?" She said, sleepily. "Megumin! are you okay?" Aqua gasped. "DId this monster do anything to you?" Darkness says as she points her sword at me. "No," Megumin says, sounding drowsy. The last thing I remember was me hugging Kazuma as I fell asleep." She says.

"Fine," Darkness sais, putting her sword away. "But this doesn't your off the hook for sure." She says, glaring at me. "Yeah, Trashzuma." Says aqua, who was even drunker than Megumin. "Hey, Kazuma," Megumin groans sleepily. "Can you carry me to her bed?" She says, stretching out her arms as her face turn red once again. "Sure," I say, and as I pick her up, Cradling her like a baby, She falls asleep in my arms once more. "Did... something happen between you guys?" Aqua sais. I immediately turn bright red and avert my eyes. "Of course not," I say. If you think me SLEEPING WITH HER was nothing. I carry her up the steps and as I turn the corner, I hear aqua say faintly, "Something totally happened."

I carry her up to her room and lay her on her bed. I cover her up and as I'm about to leave she says, "Hey Kazuma?". I turn my head. "I had fun tonight." She says. I'm blushing so hard I probably look like a tomato. "Um... Me too." I say, feeling really ashamed. "Uh, Goodnight," I say as I leave the room. "Goodnight." She mumbles. I collapse on my bed. Today was exhausting. Thinking about what happened tonight with Megumin, I drift off to sleep.

Hey! Thanks for reading all the way to the bottom! Like I said, this is my first ever fanfic, so if you could take the time to write a review and tell me how I did, I'd really apreciate it! Thanks!