I do not own Bleach, all Bleach related official characters and the concept are owned by Tite Kubo while the alternate universe in which the events of this story take place is owned by Daniel Affaro (big thanks to him for letting me use his universe) – and the original characters in that universe are owned by their respective creators. Käthe Gabriele Elfriede Geschlechtliche, Matthias "Math" Schwarzkopf and Lara Klein-Schwarzkopf are owned by me.

This story contains some graphic scenes of nudity and sexual nature, while some readers might find them distasteful, it's not my intention to upset anyone – I merely wish to tell a story.

Chapter 000 (Part I)

-Principality of Wallachia; 1448-

A small cradle of around 50-60 cm long, around 30 cm wide and around 30 cm tall on one end and around 10-15 cm on the other was rocking gently in the main room of a modest Romanian cottage.

The couple living in the cottage wasn't incredibly wealthy being forced to eke out their living by making shoes and the man was frequently enlisted to fight in the wars against the Ottoman empire as a soldier of the current voivode.

However, the occupant of this particular cradle was still blissfully unaware of the conflict that she would become embroiled in later on in her life.

Gabriele Geschlechtliche was around 10 months old and still teething. Her days were composed of lying in her cradle playing with her doll Nasul de lichidă (runny-nose) and suckling the sugar-teat that was lying beside her.

One day, her father was killed on the battle field in the wake of the latest coup.

The enemy forces then came and pillaged their home, impaling her mother and taking her prisoner to be raised to serve the new voivode – Vlad III Țepeș Dracula.

That was the last time she saw her precious Nassy-kun. She was eight years old - and she was already suffering from hemophilia at the time. She would in the next seventeen years acquire porphyria and at the age of 25 extra-genital tuberculosis – weeks before Yhwach would make her his first sternritter.

-Karakura town; 17 months before Yhwach's second war against the Soul Society-

Sternritter V (the Vampire) Gabriele Geschlechtliche was walking down the street.

It was a beautiful summer day, it had just rained and now the sun was shining and birds were singing blissfully unaware of the potential danger that the sultry beauty could pose to those around her given the right incentive.

I had been some time since Yhwach had given her a rare permission to go to the Funft Feldt to train for the coming war against the Soul Society.

Gabriele had been severely disappointed when Yhwach hadn't made her one of his elite Sternritters despite being the first one and one of the most loyal (the number one most loyal in her mind) of his subjects.

She had been disappointed yet again when he didn't choose her as his personal aide, the leader of the Soldat and the Grandmistress of the Sternritters.

The one who was chosen over her was called Lenora Poultery, who was given the schrift C for the Conqueror.

She could have surpassed both her popularity with the Soldat as well as her strategic skills. All she would have needed were a number of the most experienced Soldat in Yhwach's army and absorb their skills by draining them completely of their blood.

Her fellow Sternritters, however, had sought to make sure that her powers wouldn't grow too great for them to control. Most people in the Wandenreich considered her completely insane and extremely dangerous - someone who should be kept in check. If only they hadn't limited her food supply, she could have reached one of the positions close to Yhwach that she was desperately seeking.

Among all the Sternritters in his army – no one else had as much potential for further development as her; she could evolve herself almost without a limit. They said that, though annoying as she was, Lenora (The Conqueror) was but a sweet choir girl compared to her. Gabriele didn't understand why they all seemed to think that way about her – and… actually, she couldn't care less. The only ones whose opinions mattered to her were Yhwach, who Gabriele had loved more than anyone else before or since (even more than her own life), and her two aides, Matthias Schwarzkopf and Lara Klein-Schwarzkopf.

Although, she would have wanted to train more often in order to get stronger and be more useful to Yhwach's great plan, she was also more than happy to spend more time around him – although occasionally she would get bored and seek to escape to the World of the Living to have fun.

This was one of the times that Gabriele had managed to do just that. During her training in the Funft Feldt a while ago she had managed to evade her fellows, slip into Karakura high school and assume the identity of one of the students there. She had to admit it – she absolutely loved the girls' school uniform – it was so skimpy that it barely covered her ample breasts and lovely derriere. The rainfall just a moment earlier had soaked the uniform and made it translucent. Suddenly, a man bumped into her.

"Hey! Where the fuck are you looking! You almost ruined it!"

Gabriele shouted at the man.

"I'm sorry. I… GIIIIIIIIII!"

the man began to mutter as his eyes locked into Gabriele's transparent top.

Before she had been ordered to take part in the training session, she had been taking photographs of herself for Yhwach's birthday card.

This resulted her in forgetting to put her bra and panties under her uniform. As the man stared at her breasts through the school uniform, he instinctively let out a sound.

"Puff-puff?"

he managed to ask shyly through his perverted smile.

"Yeah, in your dreams, creep!"

Gabriele shouted at the smaller man.

Just then a gust of wind blew from the man's direction and lifted Gabriele's skirt exposing her naked private parts.

"That's just completely inappropriate! Children, don't look!"

said one mother in the crowd.

"Um, yes. A-hem! Totally unforgivable. She is such a monster…"

her husband remarked sarcastically.

A short distance away, before these events, Kon was having his usual bad day. He had once again stirred up trouble at Karakura High School. While in Ichigo's body, he had tried to hit on Ichigo's female classmates. He had petted and asked out Orihime Inoue, Rukia Kuchiki and several other girls before trying to do that with Tatsuki Arisawa – Orihime's tomboy friend.

That girl had flown into such a rage that she had damn near killed him, while demolishing the classroom – Kon had considered himself lucky to have escaped with few minor cuts and bruises. Once Ichigo heard of the incident he had forbidden him from using his body again without supervision.

The only way Kon could have any time for himself was to use a short, orange-brown plushie-lion as his body. That sucked in some many levels. How was he supposed to seduce girls with this stump of a body?

A thought had occurred to him: maybe he could lay in wait on the ground for some innocent, lovely girl to pick him up and pull him into her Valley of gods! Yes… That was a good plan, a great plan, actually. Nothing could ever go wrong if he did that. At that moment Kon caught the sight of Gabriele's skirt being lifted by the wind exposing her naked, delicate frame.

"Ooooooh! It seems that I don't need to wait for the Valley of gods to come to me! A girl with that kind of derriere and frame must have at least a half-decent bust!" Kon enthused right before Gabriele turned to continue on her way.

"Ooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhh!"

Kon shouted with a perverted smile on his face.

"~They're soooo lo~vely~lyyy!~"

This caught Gabriele's attention and she looked straight at Kon who froze in place.

Now she's going to kill me, the orange-brown lion-plushie thought to himself. To his surprise, however, Gabriele's cheeks blushed and her mouth turned into an equally perverted smile. Opening her arms, Gabriele started running towards Kon. Oh, this must be a dream! Finally, I have arrived at the Valley of gods! Kon monologued in his mind as he imagined various ways things could play out from there. Deciding to step up and be a man, he opened his arms as well and started to run towards Gabriele.

The Two jumped into each other's arms. Oh, gods, the fabled Valley of gods felt even better than what Kon could have possibly dreamed of. Working their way through his fuzzy body Gabriele's busy fingers tickled and caressed every inch of it. Kon had never been this happy in his entire life. Burying his head in Gabriele's bountiful bosom Kon squeaked like a rubber duck.

"Mineminemineminemine!"

"Oh you're so adorable~, aren't you, mr. Nasul de lichidă~ (runny-nose)."

Gabriele cooed playfully as she started kissing Kon all over his body. The ecstasy nearly blinding him, Kon had to stifle an excited squeal. The velvety smooth ridges of Gabriele's black, succulent lips danced around his body like beautifully painted little ballerinas. Kon believed he had finally reached the peak of happiness. He didn't mind if this strange, enticing woman called him with that odd name – she was so hot that she could call him with names like scrotum, tit-weasel or pus-filled boil, or anything that came to her dirty little mind, and he would still want her.

At that very moment Gabriele stuck her beautiful, pink tongue out and started to lick Kon's body. The rush from this caused him to briefly black out – the pleasure he got out of it was so overwhelming. This must be heaven, Kon thought

"I never want to leave this place!"

he continued out loud

"Good."

Gabriele said as she suddenly bit him hard and tore a piece of his stomach off.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh! What the hell's wrong with you, you insane bitch?! Why the fuck did you bit me for?!"

Kon shouted in exasperation as he examined the gash Gabriele's vicious love-bite had left in his abdomen.

"How dare you call me that, Nassy-kun?!"

Gabriele shouted back at the animate plushie while almost tearing

"Don't you love me anymore, like you did 554 years ago? I've been with many partners since then, but none of them have provided me with the comfort and happiness that your divine physique did, you swine! You made so happy despite being so much smaller than most men!"

Gabriele spat out in frustration.

Kon looked utterly shocked. He hadn't realized that this heavenly apparition of all things sensual and lustful was so much older than him. Was she a vampire or something?

"Look, you've got the wrong person! Please, let me go! I don't want to die! Let me go, you moron!"

Kon pleaded as he started to kick and punch the achingly beautiful woman who was holding him in her arms. All his efforts were in vain, though, as she didn't even flinch.

"No way!" Kon shouted in disbelief "This time I'm actually going to die!"

"It's been too long since we last saw each other, Nassy-kun. There's no way I'll ever let you leave me the way you did last time! I'll keep you with me from now on – even if I have to tear you limb from limb and eat you up!"

Gabriele cooed with a diabolical gleam in her eyes and laughter that was a clear indication of her questionable mental faculties.

"Oh, my god! Help! Heeeeelp! Somebody, anyboby! Please, don't let this insane woman kill me!"

Kon screamed with a look of absolute terror in his eyes. His entire body was shaking in fear so much so that he feared his insides would spill out from the hole in his abdomen.

"Scream all you want, Nassy-kun. None of these maggots are even able to move thanks to my control over their feeble minds. No one's going to save you, dirty boy. We are meant to be." Gabriele whispered to the terrified orange-brown plushie-lion.

Just as Gabriele was about to take another bite out of him, a punch to her temple sent her flying into the side of a nearby building. As she collected herself from the rubble, her eyes set into the form of a small girl with dark hair tied up into two pigtails. Ururu Tsumugiya helped Kon to his feet. She was wearing a simple shirt and a dress. Unlike most girls, Ururu had a perpetual blush on her cheeks.

"Well, well, well. The Little cat's got claws. That almost tickled, little-one. Shouldn't little children be sleeping around this time of the day?"

Gabriele chuckled with a malicious intent. Dusting herself off after the young girl's surprise attack, Gabriele began to circle her.

"You ruined the card that I intended to give to a very special person for his birthday. Lucky for you, little-one, I got triplicates of all the photos and other materials. If I hadn't, I'd be supremely pissed right now. What? Ran out of steam, little-one? Got nothing more to throw against me? If so, then you'll never beat me!"

As Gabriele was about to launch herself at Ururu, the girl knelt and lifted her Senren Bakusatsu Taihō over her shoulder.

"It's useless, little-one! Even though I may not be anywhere close as strong in the World of the Living, with its limited supply of reishi, as in the Soul Society, I'm still more than strong enough to rip you and your little cannon to pieces!"

As Gabriele went on with her shouting, Ururu shot a large cloth from her weapon that wrapped around Gabriele's body. Shaking with laughter, Gabriele intoned

"Do you really think this will be enough to stop me?"

A shadow rose above Gabriele's head and moved swiftly close to her

"Maybe not stop you, but it'll let me do this!"

Suddenly a small, red-haired boy hit Gabriele across the side of her body with a large iron-rod.

"Hmmmph. Ahhahhahhah haa! Like—"

Gabriele had to pause as she could hardly speak from her laughter; it felt like her sides were going to burst.

"As if something like that is going to work on me, little-red. Your comrade there, she only managed to send me to the side of that building because I was so focused on the little Nassy-kun over there."

She pointed towards Kon, who had trouble standing up due to his ruptured abdomen.

"Nassy-kun and I had a thing a while back, none of your concern really. So, if you don't mind, I'd like to finish my business with him, get home and play my clitar before sleep."

Jinta Hanakari looked somewhat puzzled.

"You're a musician or something? Never heard of an instrument called a 'clitar'. Does it have strings or do you blow into it? It sounds like something you would beat with a stick."

"You're closer than you think…" Gabriele said smiling deviously "Now, step aside and let me have a one-on-one with Nassy-kun."

"We can't let you do that. Although he is a pervert, he's still our friend."

"Impudent whelp! As if the two of you could stop me!" Gabriele shouted as she ripped off the cloth restricting her shapely figure.

However, just as she started to advance on the two helpers of Kisuke Urahara, a female silhouette with two heart-shaped eyes appeared behind her and wrapped her arms around her.

"Theeeeeee~re you are, new girl. Thought you could get away from my love, huh. No one escapes Karakura-Raizer Erotic's Hyper Erotic Mode: Raizer Dog Style ultimate move!"

Chizuru Honshō cooed in her Karakura-Raizer Erotic costume. As Gabriele pretended to struggle against Chizuru's Raizer Dog Style technique, Ururu and Jinta looked on at the prolonged display with a look of utter shock plastered on their faces. They had had no idea that two people could move their bodies it that way in relation to one another.

"You perverted moron!" suddenly a familiar voice shouted behind Chizuru's back before smacking her in the back of her head.

"What the hell were you thinking using your Raizer Dog Style technique in the presense of children?! You're going to ruin the way they look up to us superheroes!" Tatsuki Arisawa, dressed in her Karakura-Raizer Beast outfit, shouted at her lesbian teammate. Gabriele got back up to her feet. She too had started to feel a bit cranky.

"Hey! How dare you interrupt us, you bitch! We were having so much fun. That felt great! Had I known you had that kind of moves with your suit on, I wouldn't have asked you to take it off the last time…" Gabriele giggled and winked at Chizuru.

"What the hell is she talking about? Have you two done this before? Just keep Orihime out of your perverted games! You hear?!" Tatsuki shouted in frustration.

"Oh, I've done this before many times. In fact, I've done it with almost every cool student, both male and female, at the Karakura High School – even with you, even with Orihime, and even with someone called Rukia." Gabriele giggled as she took up a more seductive pose.

"Y-you… W-wh-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Nnngh! How dare you—" Tatsuki ground out from between her gritted teeth "M-my virginal purity—" Then she completely lost it and charged at Gabriele. Brushed aside with ease, Tatsuki hit the side of the nearby building breaking two of her ribs in the process. Staggering back to her feet, she looked at the sultry woman with disdain.

"Stay away from Orihime! She doesn't need the likes of you!"

"Oh, I think I have a pretty good feeling what she needs…" Gabriele cooed past her devious smile.

"Poor Orihime, so in love with Ichigo Kurosaki. Only he doesn't notice her in that way. One night she invited me to do homework at her house. It was so easy to get her to open up after I hypnotized her. She told me her little sob story and I offered to comfort her in any way she wanted – and, being under my thrall the entire night, she went with it. After that night we had many such encounters. What can I say—She tastes like strawberries." Gabriele cooed as her devious smile grew even wider.

"You'll pay for that, you bitch!" Tatsuki hissed as she attempted another charge at Gabriele but was forced to stop due intense pain in her side.

"Hardly. Look at you. Even the four of you together cannot hope to defeat me."

"Bakudō #99: Kin."

Suddenly black tape-like substance wrapped around Gabriele's gorgeous body – even covering her perfectly lovely face.

"You really don't get it, do you." Gabriele spoke with disbelief echoing from her voice. "You can't kill me. You can't even hope to contain someone like me with mere kidō!"

Just then Tessai Tsukabishi's large frame appeared before her. Placing his finger in front of Gabriele's face, a ball of white energy flashed from his hand rendering her movements slightly more sluggish.

"You're not listening. You. Can't. Keep. Me. Bound. This. Way."

"Maybe not, but we can stall you until the Shinigami get here. Bakudō #61: Rikujōkōrō, Bakudō #63: Sajō Sabaku, Bakudō #79: Kuyō Shibari."

As Tessai called out the names of the three kidō spells, six flat light rods slammed into Gabriele's bound form. After that a glittering yellow rope bound her further followed by eight black holes appearing around her body and the ninth appearing in the center of her ample chest.

"How-hum. Don't you get it? I'm a friggin' Quincy! I can absorb these restraints with no problems and make myself stronger."

"I won't let you! Bakudō #30: Shitotsu Sansen!"

Tessai created a yellow orb in his hand and drew an inverted triangle with it between Gabriele and him. Three smaller light triangles then shot out from its tips pinning Gabriele's tightly bound, delicate super model level body to the side of a nearby building.

"Bakudō #62: Hyapporankan!"

Tessai threw a blue and white reishi spear from his right hand towards Gabriele. The rod multiplied in mid-air turning into a hundred spears just like the original one. These then pinned Gabriele even further to the building wall.

"Oh, that's it! The gloves come off now! My patience has reached its end! If you don't listen to me now, then maybe you do after you die!"Gabriele snarled like a hungry animal as she began to absorb the reishi constructs into her body.

"Bakudō #99, type 2: Bankin! Prologue: Halting Wraps!"

Slamming his fingers into the ground in front of him, Tessai released pure white spiritual energy which formed into pure white wraps. Although Gabriele had started to absorb the restraints that Tessai had placed on her, he managed to seal her inside those wraps.

"Refrain: Serial Hundred Bolts!"

Numerous metal bolts appeared and impaled Gabriele in several places just as she had partially absorbed the white wraps as well.

"Finale: Fully Prohibited Great Seal!"

Clapping his hands together Tessai summoned an immense metal cube that slammed vertically straight through the side of the building against which Gabriele was pinned. The cube hit Gabriele and pinned her to the ground.

He's seriously underestimating me, if he thinks I can't lift this off. What the–. Gabriele was shocked as she found herself unable to move through all the restraints she had on her or even speak. One of the bolts the bulky Shinigami had used on her had found its way into her heart and had been lodged there by the weight of the cube on top of her. This rendered her completely immobile and defenseless. Damn it! How embarrassing, to be taken down by such a weakling! If only I had taken them at least a little bit seriously, they couldn't have done this to me! Now, all that they need to do is decapitate me and I'm done for! Gabriele's blood boiled at this fact.

This is the first time I've written to fanfiction so I'm not sure what to expect. I intended to make this into a comedy, but it seems that it's more drama-comedy. Hopefully I succeeded in writing an interesting story with this little tale. I had no intention to offend anyone, I simply wanted to give a new life to my character, Gabriele Geschechtliche. Please review my story. What did you like? What did you dislike? Why? Should I find more time to write about Gabriele's further adventures?