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Lily sat on the hood of the newly rebuilt cherry red camero and drank from the beer bottle in her hand. Zeke sat beside her. "Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles." Lily glared at him.

"Yo mama so retared she got stabbed in a shootout." Zeke grinned than went back at her.

"Yo mama so stupied she locked in a matress wearhouse and slept on the floor." Lily grinned knowing she could beat Zeke.

"Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction." The Triple Ace's started to laugh.

"Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!" Lily stood up and pointed her bottle at him.

"Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner." Zeke fell laughing. "no in fact Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"

"Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family." Lily grinned brushing her hair out of her eyes.

"I know my mama's fat. My mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it." Zeke grinned.

"Ayight you win shorty." Lily grinned taking a swig.

"Damn straight boo. Fuck it's hot." The others all agreed. "Hey Tre what you gonna do with this beauty?" Shorty asked pounding the hood of the car. Tre shrugged leaning against a tree.

"Don't know, maybe sell it or somethin. Ma's sick and we need the money." Zeke and Lily nodded knowing how that was.

"You could always go to work for Snake." Lily slapped Zeke for even suggesting that.

"You do not put a smart kid in the drug wars. Are you stupied or somethin?" Zeke rubbed his head before pouncing on Lily. Lily grinned as they rolled beating the shit out of each other. It took the girl three minutes to pin Zeke.

"Man lil shorty is mean." Lily grinned crossing her arms across her chest.

"Damn straight." Zeke said looking at her with a grin.

It was around five when Lily entered the dirty foster home. "Do you have any idea what time it is?" Bobby asked walking towards her. Lily rolled her eyes.

"Can't you tell time yet you mother fucking drity cockroach?" Bobby went to grab her but a clearing of the throat made him remember why he waited for the girl to come home.

"You know what you're not my problem anymore. This man here will be taking you to a school for freaks like you." Lily crossed her arms and looked at the man who was susposed to be her deliverer. "Pack and get the hell out Lil.." Lily walked over to bobby and punched him square in the face.

"Fucking call me that and i'll shove your teeth down your throat cockroach!" Lily turned to the man. "Yo I'm shorty. Who you?"

"Proffesor Snape. And it is whom are you?" Lily looked at the man and nodded placeing her hands on her hips. Snape sized the child up. They had only found out about her the week before. She had long fire hair and it was done in strange braids with beads, held up in a pony tail. Her bangs were white and blue and swept to the right side of her face. She was rather beautiful but not the over sex like some of the other girls he had seen here. Lily was wearing a pair of denim blue jeans and a white undershirt. Over that Lily wore a mechanics work shirt with the name Zeke on the pocket. The sleeves had been cut off. There was a tattoo on her hand, three a's with a flaming heart, on the other arm a red pheonix.

"Sir I will use which ever venacular I choose." Snape raised a brow.

"Just hurry up and pack." Lily rolled her eyes headin up the stairs to the room she shared with several other girls. She never kept any of her stuff out knowing the other girls would steal it. All her stuff was shrunk into a bookbag and it was hidden in the cieling of the room. Grabbing the bag and her black skateboard the girl went down the stairs.

"Few places to go. Back in thirty." She said dropping her board and hopping on. First stop was a the grocery store. After loading up on everything she could ever want for a few months she went to Zeke's house.

"YO ZEKE!" Zeke poked his head out the door and saw her with her bag.

"Leavin for the school today?" Lily nodded. "Come on." He led her up to his room. "Here shorty." He handed her 500 grand, 30 kilos of weed and a gun with amo. She placed it all in her bag than sat next to him on his bed. He kissed her pushing her back on the bed. "Do not forget to write shorty." Lily nodded as he nipped her ear.

"Don't worry Zeke. I love you." Zeke nodded and looked at the clock. His father would be back soon.

"Shorty wait here a mo." He walked out of the room and returned shortly. "Here." He handed her a bag of diamond jewlry. "Lily take it." Lily did placing it in her bag. She pulled off her simple cross and hooked it around his neck. He took of his high school ring and put it on her finger. She looked at the clock.

"Damn I got to go Zeke." Zeke nodded helping her to stand up. He walked over to his desk and picked up his cell and laptop. He gave it to her.

"To keep in touch. Damn Lil come back soon." Shorty nodded. "I want you to be my shorty." Lily nodded.

"I'll always be your shorty and you'll be my boo. I'll come back when I'm of age and we'll get married." Zeke nodded walking her to the door. With tears in her eyes she kissed him and than dissapeared down the street. She hoped that the school would be better than her life was now.