10 things you'll never see Orochimaru do.
Giggle when Kabuto calls him "Orochimaru-sama".
Shave his legs and wear dress for Sasuke.
Join a pop boy-band.
Admit Tsunade has a nice body.
Sing in the shower.
Read Jiraiya's books.
Get high just for the hell of it.
Write down a self-biography with personal and quite embarrassing scenes.
See a puppy and not kick it.
Pet his snakes, although he secretly loves them.
A/N: Yep, first update on FanFiction! Nothing too much, just something that I came up with… I will start writing stories after I get some good ideas, but I don't know how they'll turn out. For now, take some cookies, you deserve them. As readers of my first post. *places cookies in front of you and leaves happily*