Me: Hello! Another one of my plot bunnies surfaced into my brain, but I actually like this plot bunny, so Ima post it up. :3

Max: -insert sarcasm- Yeah, cause why watch commercials like a normal dude when you can type up those same exact commercials, but using the nations instead!

Me: Exactly! :D

Max: . . . . -headdesk-

Ratchet: HEADDESK! XD

Me: Onto the many drabblely commercials!

Disclaimer- I don't own Hetalia or any of the commercials used here.

(NOTE: THE ITALICED SENTENCES ARE SAID BY ME BEING THE NARRATIVE OF THE COMMERCIALS. ^-^)

Skittles Switch Singing Bunny

England bought himself a regular white rabbit, named Snowball, for Flying Mint Bunny. A magical flying green rabbit can get quite lonely don't cha know? But Snowball had a odd quirk.

She liked to sing . . . . a lot.

America, who was holding a newly-wrapped bag of skittles, found the singing rabbit amazingly epic, and he wanted to keep it. He had pleaded, no BEGGED to keep the rabbit.

"Ok," England started. "I will give you Snowball for your bag of skittles."

For a bag of SKITTLES? The befuddled American was startled for a moment, but agreed. He gave England his skittles and got singing Snowball in return.

Later on that raining night, America sat on the edge of his bed looking very distraughted. Why? Snowball was still singing.

Lord did that rabbit sand through the ENTIRE day!

America had enough of it. He stormed through the storm to England's place, only to find him relaxing in his living room, reading a book, and happily eating skittles.

HIS SKITTLES!

America fummed with anger. He had been tricked!

Apparently Snowball, who was still singing, descided to sink her teeth into America's arm.

"Ouch!" He yelped. He didn't even noticed that Snowball had just ran off into the woods.

This was just not Alfred's day.

Treasure the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!

Progressive Homeowners/Auto Bundle

"What's all this?" Hungary asked.

"Big news!" England exclaimed. "We have another way to help you save."

"Oh really? How?" America questioned.

"By . . . . bundling. If you get your homeowners and auto insurance together, we give you even more savings." England tossed the boxes of savings and two insurances to America. "Big bundle. Home and auto together! It's like peanut butter and jelly."

America caught on. "Oh, or like burgers and fries."

Hungary gasped. "Or pickles and ice cream."

"UNICORNS AND GLITTEEERRRR." England replied. Two faces started staring at him oddly. "No?"

Bundling to save you more. Now that's Progressive.

Windex With The Birds

It was a relaxing day at Greece's home. He was nearly catching some much needed rest by the pool. In a tree near by, was Gilbird and Pierre.

"Hey." Gilbird nudged Pierre. "Watch this."

Gilbird flew to the the front of Greece's house and proceeded to ring the doorbell a few times. Greece got up and walked to open the door, only to find no one there.

While that was happing, Gilbird flew to the backyard and closed the clear-sliding door with his beak and flew back to Pierre.

"Hilarious." Greece muttered sarcastically and walked back to his pool, but instead got faceplanted on the closed sliding door and fell onto the carpet.

"Ooooooooh!" The two birds winced in which a roar of laughter was followed with.

Windex, stops working even before you wipe. For a superior streak-free shine.

"Let's do that again!" Shouted Gilbird.

"YEAH!" Pierre agreed, and the two began to laugh again.

Windex, a superior streak-free shine.

GEICO Piggy

"Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?" Spain questioned to whoever was listening. "Did the little piggy cry 'wee wee wee' all the way home?"

"WEEEEEEE!" Sealand shouted over the car window, showing off his shiny green pinwheels. "WEE WEE WEEEEE! WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE!"

Wy was sitting next to Sealand looking very annoyed, and Australia, also looking very annoyed, was driving. He was going the drop the two micronations at Latvia's house.

. . . . damn. It's always has to be the Aussie's job to drive them around. Why couldn't New Zealand have done this intead?

As the car approached Latvia's house, Sealand was still shouting.

"Sealand." Wy attempted, but alas, Sealand was still shouting.

Australia had had enough. "Peter!"

"Huh?" Sealand retorted.

"You're here." Australia replied.

"Oh cool." Sealand opened the door. "Thanks dude."

Sealand and Wy left the car and walked to Latvia's house. Australia can finally drive home in his damn car in peace.

GEICO, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.

Cheetos Piano

Austria, along with Chester the Cheetah, were playing some notes on the piano. They continued playing that very same tune over and over again.

Just a few feet away, Romano was sitting on a chair eating some flamin' hot cheetos. He was getting really tired of hearing that damn tune. "Don't you two bastards know any other songs?"

A long pause of Austria and Chester glaring at Romano later, they starting playing the same tune again. Only difference was that the tune was now played in a higher pitch.

Romano sighed and took another bite of a cheeto. He just can't win can he?

Take a cheetos break with Cheetos.

Me: And that's all the commercials for today! ^-^

Ratchet: I want some cheetos. D:

Max: Me too.

Max and Ratchet: -goes to kitchen-

Me: . . . . till' next time readers? -follows-

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