The princess and the problem
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Princess Kari was irritated. "So let me get this straight"... She said while trying to
calm herself. "Your friend while ridding the donkey is too big to fit through the
archway...And your first thought is wondering whether to chop off your friends
head or the donkeys legs to make them shorter?" Said Kari incredulously. The man
nodded. So which do you think would be better? Asked the man simply. Kari rubbed
her forehead in irritation. "How about just have him get off the donkey and walk
with it through the archway?" like a sane person. The man looked confused for a
second, then his eye's lit up. "Why that's genius! Why didn't I think of that?"
Because your a moron. Thought Kari annoyed. Yes, Kari had long ago admitted to
herself...Radiant gardens was full of morons. As sad as it sounds this guy was
actually the smartest one to come in! Out of the hundreds that had come in today no
less! Each one asking advice for a moronic problem! How do we restart the line when
that leaf that went in front of me is blocking the path? Is winter a good time to pluck
my chickens? There's a fire burning down my house...should I put it out? Kari
growled. She didn't have time for this! Bad enough she had to worry about the
annual heartless appeasement ceremony...that was just one of the many princess
duties she had to perform! She needed a break!
KABOOM!
Kari smiled as she saw the mushroom cloud pop up in the distance. Speak of the
devil. She immediately turned to the long line of of people wishing to ask for advice.
"So, sorry everyone need to take care of this." Said Kari as she quickly ran off
excitedly. Her Lady-in-waiting Namine just shook her head amused. Most princesses
would be upset with a part of their kingdom being blown up. Thought Namine as
she watched Kari rush off to a certain spiky haired mad inventor...still who was she
to complain? It gave her an excuse to see his big brother roxas. Thought Namine as she ran after Kari...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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